This is not a drill, /r9k/. This shit actually happened to me

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2017-04-20 05:28:22 Post No. 36419923
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Anonymous 2017-04-20 05:28:22 Post No. 36419923 [Report]

This is not a drill, /r9k/. This shit actually happened to me last night.

>been seeing a grill for a few weeks
>start fooling around in her bedroom last night
>last night it looks like I'm finally going to lose my virginity
>peel off her shorts and panties, and the most horrific stench hits my nostrils
>her pussy absolutely reeks, but I still have a rock-hard boner and decide I'm going to power through the foul odor
>start fingering her a little bit
>pretty soon the whole room smells of rotten fish
>at this point I can't even focus on her, I just want to get away from the smell
>completely lose my erection
>tell her I have whiskey dick even though I hadn't been drinking at all
>embarrassingly get dressed and leave
>now need to think of a way to politely dump this girl

Anonymous 2017-04-20 05:29:05 Post No.36419938
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>>36419923

And how did the fishy aroma make you feel anon?

Anonymous 2017-04-20 05:34:13 Post No.36420032
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Anonymous 2017-04-20 05:34:13 Post No.36420032 [Report]

I fingered a girl last night too. But it was on the beach. Shit was cash.

Anonymous 2017-04-20 05:35:11 Post No.36420053
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Anonymous 2017-04-20 05:35:11 Post No.36420053 [Report]

>>36419923
>>been seeing a grill for a few weeks

What are you cooking?

Anonymous 2017-04-20 05:35:53 Post No.36420073
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Anonymous 2017-04-20 05:35:53 Post No.36420073 [Report]

>>36420032
>Shit was cash.

Fuck off

Anonymous 2017-04-20 05:36:16 Post No.36420078
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Anonymous 2017-04-20 05:36:16 Post No.36420078 [Report]

GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD YOU FUCKING NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Anonymous 2017-04-20 05:37:02 Post No.36420092
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Anonymous 2017-04-20 05:37:02 Post No.36420092 [Report]

that sucks op. here's my story:

>ate gf out last night
>pussy tasted amazing
>ass looked promising too...figured, why not?
>went for the ass and it tasted great too (she had just showered)
>after making her cum multiple times, she lets me cum inside her

had a great time overall. 9/10

Anonymous 2017-04-20 05:37:41 Post No.36420109
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>>36420073
I'll fuck off to my gf and you won't :^)
>tfw I have a gf and you don't

Anonymous 2017-04-20 05:38:02 Post No.36420115
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>>36420109
>I'll fuck off to my gf and you won't :^)
>>tfw I have a gf and you don't

Fuck off

Anonymous 2017-04-20 05:38:34 Post No.36420121
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Anonymous 2017-04-20 05:38:34 Post No.36420121 [Report]

>>36420109
I raped your gf lmao, enjoy fucking my dna

Anonymous 2017-04-20 05:41:08 Post No.36420177
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Anonymous 2017-04-20 05:41:08 Post No.36420177 [Report]

>>36420115
t.guy with no gf

>>36420121
I'm gunna rape your waifu as retribution

Anonymous 2017-04-20 05:41:51 Post No.36420189
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Anonymous 2017-04-20 05:41:51 Post No.36420189 [Report]

>>36419923
>been seeing a grill for a few weeks
>fucks her
are you this desperate?
atleast be involved on a year of romantic relationship or something

Anonymous 2017-04-20 05:41:57 Post No.36420191
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>>36420092
>cum inside her
You fucking fool, i hope you can afford diapers and similak

Anonymous 2017-04-20 05:53:35 Post No.36420400
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Anonymous 2017-04-20 05:53:35 Post No.36420400 [Report]

>>36419923
kek! you faggot I hope you never get laid for being such a whiney little bitch

Anonymous 2017-04-20 05:57:45 Post No.36420481
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Anonymous 2017-04-20 05:57:45 Post No.36420481 [Report]

>>36419923
Get the fuck out of here before I call the cops

Anonymous 2017-04-20 06:05:23 Post No.36420622
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is it really that bad?

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