>my brother has a ridiculously slow metabolism, he shits every

the wonders of genetics m8

>>36419680
eat your brother to absorb his genetics
its the secret to how most chads become so perfect
less than 1 percent of the male population qualifies as chads just from the genetics theyre born with but the actual percentage of chads in males over 20 is 4.4 percent

>>36419680
Shitting doesn't correlate with metabolism you mongoloid kid

metabolism has nothing to do with gaining or losing bodyweight.

calories in, calories out. you're a fat fuck because you eat a lot.

>>36419680
Slow metabolism = skinny. I know cause I'm the same.
Also metabolism is a meme and doesn't mean anything.

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>>36419730
Super perfect cell

>>36419838
memes are a meme desu

>>36419680
Shit frequency doesn't corelate to metabolism, fuckwit
Exercise and don't eat high-calorie low-nutrition crap

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>>36419884
The meme of memes being memes is itself a meme of a greater meme, the meme of life, which is also a meme that life is a meme.

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But I-I excercise every day on my way to wagecuck job riding my bike, I don't understand how I'm still a fat fuck. I'm 5'6, and that makes me look even more than a fat fuck, if I was taller I wouldn't look so fat

>>36419940
I can't keep up with all these maymays :(

>>36419680
Because you consider an entire ham a meal probably

>>36419998
that's a snack desu

>>36419680
>not shitting once or twice a day
fucking kill your self now

>>36419968

Biking to work isn't synonymous with rigorous exercise. You need to exercise harder to lose weight.

Trust me:
>I bike to work
>I don't break a sweat from it
>I still have to go to the gym to be lean

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>>36419680
THAT ISN'T A FAST OR SLOW METABOLISM, HE POO LESS CAUSE HE EAT LESS FOOD, YOU POO MORE CAUSE YOU EAT MORE FOOD!!!

>>36419680

>thinks shitting frequency corresponds to metabolism

thats why youre so fat dummy

you shit more because you eat more

every 2 days lol what a fucking casual.

I just went for the first time in 7 days.

>>36419680
Depends on the size of the meal and the size of the shit. Your brother probably clogs the toilet everytime while not eating much while you eat six meals a day and shit marbles.
It's a zero sum game. Calories can't just disappear.

>>36419680
lol fatty

eat shut fatass piece of shit lelelelel fatsie