>"... So, why should I hire you over say... the really

What hot guy? Hmm

>>36417975
"because I'm even hotter."

*sets self on fire*

hehe xD

>>36417975
because this is a company, not a brothel you dumb bitch (unless its a modeling agency)

>>36417990
>le xD

>>36417975
Read here:>>36417990

>+Cause I have no friends, therefore less distractions
>+No friends = no social media
>+No social media = less glancing at phone
>+Less glancing at phone = increased productivity
>+Desu

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>>36417975
because i am a objective based, accurate task finishing soldier of the workforce.

>"I main support but I can play all lanes well."

I don't care you old ass bitch, I'm just here so my NEET bux don't get discontinued.

>>36418244
very reasonable.
>Hired

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>>36418244
"..."

"Might as well just give the position to Chad then"

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>>36417975
Because I'm way hotter than him. Plus, I'm Asian and a nudist, and I heard you had a thing for Asian guys.

>>36418235
Hired.

Oregano

>tfw you have literally gotten jobs solely because you were being interviewed by a middle aged slut as a cute teenage-looking 20 something with an awkward disposition

>>36417975
if that happened to me in my interview i wouldnt know what to say for a comeback. im probably gonna just walk out cuz she's just toying with me

>>36418278
You and I both know I'm not leaving the office until you give me a deep whiff of your soles bb

>>36417975
becau- wait a minute.. I'M NEET hehe *walks away*

>>36417975
You shouldn't. Also I'm hotter than him.
Goodbye.

Should you keep microphone somewhere on you during interviews, just in case something like this happens?

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>>36417975
i like to fap to stock images of women in tight t-shirts

>>36417975
Because my ancestors perished in the shoah, goy

>>36418661
I like to fap to stock images of women in sleeveless tops.

op's pic will do just nicely

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Because unlike him i'm hard working and-... you'll just hire Chad anyway since you want his cock inside you during your lunch break.

>>36418661
>>36419941
>tfw no stock photos tagged "armpit"

>>36418189
You're missing the point. Women love to be distracted from work. They can gossip, flirt, and then, once the procrastination has been taken too far, they can fly into histrionics and act out their notion of somebody with a work ethic.

>>36417975
your ancestor took my ancestors as slaves bitch

you are benifiting off of black lives.

why are you being racist, ill hope on social media and let everyone know. What was your last name stacy?

>unsheathes CV and references
>psst nothing personel

>>36422075
>What was your last name stacy?
Forrest

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>>36417975
"Because I'm very submissive and I'll let you do whatever the fuck you want to me."