I'm a fucking moron! always wipe ass than dick.
>be in high school
>have severe constipation issue
>can't shit for shit
>be 3 years after high school
>get pissed and stick finger in to dig shit out
>feel something adjust
>shit falls out ass
>ass feels moist after so I keep wiping
>smells like cum
>mfw my own cum kept my ass glued most of my ass shut for 5 years
>mfw I have to tell all my doctors the issue worked it's self out
>>36417919
nice thread opm oloollkooopoloo
>>36417919
You are a severe tard
How the fuck did you get cum in your own arse?
>>36417919
wtf am I reading gvdsfhh
>>36417919
I don't understand...oreganigger
>>36419733
thinly disguised dubs thread?