>tfw I just fucked a pillow with a condom That's not

>>36413370
I've done this with a fleshlight in the middle.

Do tell, il mio amico originale.

>>36413370
How did you fit the condom on the pillow?

back in my day, you'd fuck the pillow bareback. kids these days get more and more degenerate. it's probably the water or safespaces.

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>>36413391
>walking dog along the same path everyday
>put him in a little yard and spot a condom wrapper
>too pussy to pick it up in broad daylight
>go home
>can't stop thinking about condom
>get dressed at 3 in the morning
>head to where the condom was
>dark so can't really see
>accidentally grab dogshit
>finally find condom
>it's soaked in piss
>someone sneaks up behind me
>"what's that?"
>fucking homeless guy
>Yell "WHAT THE FUCK?!"
>start sprinting
>get home
>hands full of piss and shit
>wash condom and fuck pillow while watching Milf porn

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>>36413494
No way this shit's real.

>>36413494
used condom wearing is a thing?
jesus anon.

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>>36413536
unfortunately it is, do you think I'm too far gone?

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>>36413494
please tell me you're joking if not then dear god what the fuck is wrong with you people

>>36413712
>you people
fuck off normie tourist

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>>36413494
holy fucking goddamn shit anon

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>>36413751
If being a normie means not doing disgusting shit like that then so be it

>>36413494
whoa whoa whoa
are you telling me that you picked up and washed a used condom or was the condom unused and in the unopened package?

>>36413494
So when did you discover you are not an NPC?

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>>36413804
it was used

I WASHED IT AS BEST AS I COULD

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>>36413851
What the fuck man that's some nasty shit

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>>36413851
wtf is wrong with you man give me you mail address i'll send you pack of condoms

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>>36413851
Is this some sort of weird fetish shit?

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>>36413494
Oh hey, i did this when i was a kid
>be me, 8 or 9
>recently enlightened to the whole sexual world by older friend
>know nothing of STI's
>walking home from school one day
>find tied up condom on the ground
>pick it up and take it home
>run to my room and into the closet
>its got some red stuff in it but no biggie
>suck on it
>rub it on my dick
>after 20 minutes throw it away
Luckily i didnt get anyhting from it but holy shit education is important

>>36414035
The difference being that you were a child whereas OP is most likely an adult

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>>36413370
>not cumming in your pillow raw

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>>36414287
You dont know if OP is an adult, anon.

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>>36414360
I just turned 19 in December

>>36413370
Anon just fucked a pillow with a condom on, and here's why that's okay.

Fuck of with your buzzword tier threads OP

>>36414035
>its got some red stuff in it but no biggie
wew, lucky you didn't catch anything, rubbing it on your dick and all

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>>36414444
nice repeating numbers friendo

This thread makes me nauseous.

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>>36413494
>>36413851
You are one filthy nigger, ya know that?

>>36413494
Im glad this board is slowly getting to its roots

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>>36413494
I refuse to believe this is real no one is this degenerate.

>>36413370
it's alright I've fucked couch cushions with a plastic bag and some Vaseline

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>>36413851
what the fuck were you thinking? You probably have an STI now

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>>36413494
holy shit anon, why?

fuck you robot orgenaol

This thread is a diamond in the rough. Good job op with your John Waters tier short story.

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>>36418179
I know this is late but I really have know idea why I did it. It was like I was being completely controlled by this carnal desire to do it. I'm really regretting it now though. Do you think I should get checked out?

>>36413370
what the fuck anon

what is wrong with just fapping to some porn with your hand?

>>36413377
I, too, have done that exact same thing

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>>36413494
>>36413851
>I share the world with people like this

fucking freak

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This is the best thread on /r9k/ now, congrats OP

>>36413494
wew. not afraid of STDS?

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>>36420823
What are the chances of getting an STD? I did use soap and water.

>>36413494

You know people infect them with STD's and leave them right?

You've probably caught something.

>>36421516
Probably low, since latex isn't that absorptive.
Although they put casein in most condom latex, so you did fuck a cow in the tit.

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>>36421582
>you did fuck a cow in the tit

I have no idea what this means

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>>36413494
Include me in the screen cap :-)

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>>36421582
>>36421676
Please tell me what this means. I'm fucking nervous now.

>>36421698
Fuck off man

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I'm gonna be fine right guys? jesus christ what have I done

I let my dog lick my penis

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>>36413494
Son, please tell me, "Never again."

>>36413851
Faggot you can buy condoms online wtf are you doing.

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I think I can source the condoms
but where do I get the fresh dog shit to fill them up with ?

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>>36423096
used condoms are free
and taste nicer

>>36413393
It's small, like his penis

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>>36423178
Actually the condom was a magnum and I cut a hole in the stuffing of my pillow so stop projecting you fuck

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>>36413494
it's time to stop

we have to stop

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>>36423096
This >>36423155 isn't me. I really don't know why I did it, must've been very horny. My mind was honestly on autopilot.

>>36413494

enjoy your aids fampai

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>>36413494
what the actual fuck anon?
orogano

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>>36413494
>this is someone's fetish
You have been muted for 4 seconds,because your comment was not original.

>>36413712
Nice old memeroony!

>>36413370
>That's not even the worst part though.
Did you get it pregnant?

Pamperchu is that you? pls stick to diapers and don't wear used condoms ever again, even if you microwave em

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>>36424225
Oh c'mon I'm not disgusting enough to wear diapers

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>>36413494
You can wash the piss and shit off your hands, but you'll never wash off the shame.

>>36424320
You certainly are disgusting enough.

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>>36424324
Definitely

>>36424340
I suppose, but it's not like I wanted to slurp the jizz out of the condom. I just wanted to fuck the pillow without making a mess.