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My conversation with my dad minutes ago
>anon we spoke to your grandparents and they said they want you to come to Guangzhou (a city in China) to live with them so they can make your normal again, what do you think?
>I'm not sure, I'll think about it
>well it doesn't seem like you're getting better, if you're going to be at home most of the time, you might as well try living in china. You can go with your grands to buy a computer once you're there.
>okay I'll think about it and let you know
>you can't keep being like this, just remember
Im done for
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>>36413222
do you enjoy posting this?
sageru
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Get a job. Literally any job.
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>>36413222
Why am I chuckling from seeing this thread so much?
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desu i'd move there maybe you'd like it.
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If you want to eat some dog
I have good news
There's an annual dog festival
Where you can eat all the dog you want
And it's located in Yulin Guangxi China
And the festival spans about ten days
With 15 thousand dogs consumed
And it goes from the 21st to the 30th of June
I just wanna let you know
I'm just tryna' be a bro
So you first take a flight to Guangzhou China
Once you get off at that airport
You wanna ask around for the Guangxi provincial bus
And it costs 20 US dollars
And it's a four and a half hour ride
And you get off at Maoming West
Just remember Maoming West
Now you might have to stay there a full night
Depending on the time you arrive
Because the next bus that goes to Yulin only runs like once a day
And you have to buy another ticket
It's about another 22 bucks
But from there it goes straight to Yulin
Soon enough you'll be eating some dog
Now there are about 8 available hotels in Yulin
I'm checking online now
I suggest the Yulin Lijing International Hotel
Offering a sauna, fitness center
Wow it's not too bad at all
Nevermind, it's 50 bucks a night
But with free complementary breakfast
And a free cancelation fee
So it's not a bad as I thought
When you're ready the concierge will know exactly which festival you're talking about
And he or she will give you directions
So take a cab
But don't get ripped off
If you're white they'll charge you double
I shit you not
l shit you not
But anyways enjoy your flight
Goodbye
Enjoy the dog festival
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>>36413222
So, uh . . . OP . . .uh . . . has the story progressed at all?
Like, uh, have your parents made a decision about this? What are you going to do? You've posted this same thread for a week or two now.
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>>36413272
this thread has been posted for over a year
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>>36413244
This
Just fucking get a min wageslave job and they'll lay off.
Work part time even.
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>>36413244
>>36413315
Im scared of getting a job
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>>36413315
>get a min wageslave job and they'll lay off.
>Work part time even.
Then, in a few years time you fall in to an even deeper depression as you realise you've still done absolutely nothing with your life and what's worse is that nobody else cares.
You will never forgive yourself for those wasted years.
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>>36413272
Current plan of action:
Get more passport application forms because the guarantor secrion got filled incorrectly twice by two different guarantors. Pic of passport application that got filled wrong.
It's annoying that life is making my passport application process so difficult but the fact life is getting in my way only shows that going ro china will be a step towards the right direction
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>>36413359
Tough shit. It's either "get a job" or "live with your grandparents in China". Your call.
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>>36413222
Weird, i just had a similar conversation with my dad this morning (he dragged me out of bed at like 5am), is this meme magic manifest?
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This repeated shitposting is a level of autism that shouldn't even be possible.
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>>36413222
lss this new pasta?
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>>36413222
Fuck off to Guangzhou already and stop making these shit threads you chink cunt!
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I don't understand why this thread in particular gets reposted. There's no logic behind it. It's not funny. It's not bait. Do you get off to people replying seriously? I don't understand. The OP who keeps making this shit must be seriously institutional-level mentally ill.
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>>36413949
Sucks you be you, my mum brought me breakfast in bed and told me how much she loves me.
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>>36413222
>split ends
>shitty copypasta that serves no purpose
You got a shower in your fucking house/apartment.
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Back in my day, copypasta was funny. In the very least, it provoked *something* in whoever read it. Shit was cash.
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