What are some good babby's first alcohol drinks? I had

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Passion pop.

>>36411744
Is that European? It looks gay af. Just drink real vodka straight you nigger.

>>36411744
If you care about calories don't drink. For easy drinking go with vodka OJ or vodka cranberry and adjust the ratios to your taste

Beer.

Cider.

One of the countless cocktails out there.


I get that alcohol is an "acquired taste" for many but you don't learn to appreciate it by drinking bitchpop

Coke and rum

WKD

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what are some good girl drinks that taste good but get you hammered? I don't like the taste of alcohol, I only want to get drunk.

>>36412169
>Strawberry Daquari
>Pina Colada
>Long Island Tea

Do me a favor?

Use only quality alcohol, as much as your budget allows. Cheap stuff is f*kn poison and it's gonna rot ur guts.

Pace yourself. There's a reason "intoxication" has the word toxic in it. Always remember that what u feel is caused by what u drank 1/2 hour or more before i.e. it takes awhile to feel the effects of drinking. So chill for a bit before drinking more on top of that, maybe 1/2 hour, 45 minutes, just ride it out for a bit.

There are lots of reasons not to get plastered, including sexual assault, health (liver, heart, circulation etc), drunk driving accidents, death, so drink, get a pleasant buzz, pace yourself, and you'll feel better the next day, trust me.

I don't care if ur a guy or girl, black white trans ugly beautiful, just take care of yourself

>>36411744
get yourself a nice sweet wine.
perhaps a porter or stout, they tend to taste like dark chocolate.

>>36412169
white russian, not girly, chokk full of liqor, tastes like a milkshake

seamen

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>>36411744
Anything mixed with 'soda'.
Burbon/whiskey/rub for good tasting and unmixed drinks.

Don't go down that road, anon.

>>36411744
I don't drink much, but I like gin and tonic. The flavors complement each other as opposed to something that just tastes gross like soda with vodka.

>>36411744
Stop being a faggot and take shots of jack Daniels. If it's too strong for you put ice in a glass and mix 1 part jack, 1 part cola.

>>36412346
sounds good thanks for the rec

Get some Jack and mix it with MtnDew or Coke. If that's too rough try a Mike's Hard, Smirnoff Ice, Seagrams Escapes, that one Smirnoff that looks like Gatorade. Walmart also has huge bottles of Riesling for like $3 and that just tastes like grape juice.

I would suggest getting a nice sippable whiskey like Laphroaig and sipping that until you get used to it. If you ever end up going to a bar or something you don't want to be that guy order martinis and shit

White man can't go wrong with Guinness and fireball.

>>36412637
as a mix, or separate?

>>36412637
>Fireball
Fireball is amazing but horrible at the same time. Always remember to pace yourself, it tastes like candy so drunk you will keep drinking it.

>tfw don't remember my 21st birthday because of it
>tfw woke up on the bathroom floor with vomit in my beard