If you could go back to your childhood what, if anything,

>take life and people more seriously
>life isn't a sitcom where everyone needs a good laugh every 5 minutes
>get a job as soon I can
>learn to drive
>be good at math and writing so I can go to college
>do not get a job in food, you will get sick and suffer seasonal allergies and be forced to not work for food safety reasons
>find a stable job in maintenance or cleaning

>>36410019
id kill myself before i have to go through the pain

>>36410019
Stop my mother from divorcing my father.

>force myself to make friends and socialize
>beg my mom to put me in a sport/sports
>get the fuck off the internet
>stop letting crushes control my life

>>36410019
Seek help for my autism before it got worse and ruined my social life and adulthood.

>>36410019
I would look at yesterday's lottery numbers, then tell myself to write it down, and remember that no matter how tough things got, there was a jackpot when I turned 18.

This sounds like one of those meme "I'm so clever" answers but really, that's all I could hope for. A rich, comfy life.

If that's not allowed... I honestly don't know. I'm not good enough to fix my mistakes, even with a second chance.

Buy lotto ticket

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>fuck around and play videogames all day while saving up money
>get a job ASAP, put all the money into bitcoin
>become a billionaire and NEET it up for the rest of my life
you're all going about this the wrong way

>>36410019
>kill hitler
>start learning an instrument early on, guitar or some shit
>write songs about how i killed hitler

Keep my Dad from killing himself....

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>>36410019
>don't start a videogame dependent life
>force myself to interact with people and study
>start swimming classes
I could be a normie if I did these

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>>36410019
>focus on hygene, fasionability
>play a little less vidja, maybe get into cs earlier so you arent relatively trash and have chances at the pro scene
>dont forget the paper with all her info on it in your jean pocket before you send it to the laundry
>at least remember her name faggot
>dont cut, idiot, those are permanent
>get outside more often so the paleness + eye bags dont make you look like a raccoon
>(obligitory scam to make yourself rich with future knowledge)

>>36410596
Literal retard

Unless you were born in 1930's, going back to your CHILDHOOD wouldn't help you kill hitler! Think!

Stop playing vidya and socialise from an early age

>>36410596
>>36410916
that, and you'd have to kill hitler -after- he does what he does, and before he kills himself. otherwise it wouldnt be "killing hitler" it'd just be murder of an art enthusiast doggo lover :^)

>>36410957
You would also have to kill him while in the body of a child.

I would definitely change my interactions with a lot of the grills I knew. probably actually sleep with the two that wanted to fuck me and not run away like a pansy

but I'd definitely do the bitcoin thing like >>36410527

said. everything else I keep the same

> Stop wasting my childhood on anime and videogames, actually talk to people and go to the cafeteria during lunch like a normal person.
> Play more sports, take music lessons more seriously, learn other language earlier in life.
> Join clubs and keep up with friends
> Eat healthy to avoid cystic acne breakouts during teenage years
> Never start doing drugs and pay more attention to academics to get scholarships
> Get girlfriend as fast as possible so I don't end up degenerate like I am now, getting drunk at the bars to talk to women.
> Take a year off school before rushing into university to travel/work/earn money.

>Stop playing so many games
>Put serious effort in exercising so I could actually get a better shot at getting selected
>Developed social skills at a younger age

>>36410019
start learning how to draw sooner

>>36411111
Nice quints, anon.
I really agree with
> Never start doing drugs and pay more attention to academics to get scholarships
I want to go to college, but to pay for it I'm gonna have to join the military reserves or something