>Wait, you had a /crush/ on this girl? I didn't even

>be disgusted
>immediately stops having a crush
>move on

>>36407168
>what do you do?>
Curl up into fetal position and start bawling uncontrollably

>>36407168
sex doesn't make vaginas loose... when will you guys just accept this fact?

>discontinue having a crush
>move on

>>36407168
Beg her to fuck my ass next
>tfw no futa to dom me

>>36407234
stop trying to make people settle for lose vagina whores

>>36407268
this while also eating the cum from my crush's vagina

>>36407168
Inform her that my crush is for her, not the girl she just fucked.

>>36407287
I'm just trying to help people be correct, friendo. If they don't want to settle for whores, that's fine with me. But you don't have to believe dumb things to have standards.

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>>36407234
>The one time mechanical stress of birth can permanently loosen a vag but the thrusting of dozens of dicks can't

>>36407168
ditch the used goods fuck the qt futa instead

>>36407523
>fucing something with a penis
that's gay dude.
At least when the futa is fucking you, her dick is doing something and not just flopping around for no reason other than to satisfy your love for dick.

>>36407497
>one time mechanical stress of birth
Have you seen how big a baby's head is? Have you seen how small a vagina is? Yes, the vagina suffers trauma during childbirth that can permanently damage the tissue. A dick, no matter how girthy, is just not going to do that kind of damage.

>>36407574
>A dick, no matter how girthy, is just not going to do that kind of damage.
clearly you have never seen a horse

>>36407168
Wait for her dick to go flacid, tape it so she return to her normal state and then have sex with her.
After that, i run as far as i can before she wants her turn to be the one giving the D.

>>36407556
>flopping around
that's literally the best part

>>36407683
So you like big flopping dicks?

>>36407713
only if their attached to cute girls

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>>36407574
You seem to be forgetting the dick is thrusting in at an angle to the vagina and is frequently changing orientation during intercourse.

>>36407713
You haven't read futabu, what are you, a faggot?
Her dick is the size of a shota flacid dick, but when she gets horny it gets as big as her torso, her personality also changes when her dick is erect.

>>36407748
Um no it doesn't, you virgin. Everybody laugh at this virgin!

Hahahahahahahaha!

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>put my dick in the futa loli cum pussy while she berates me

Sex doesn't make vaginas loose. You can't get loose muscles. Your arms don't get loose from lifting weights do they?

Do you think that vaginas are just like... tubes?

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>>36407748
Not enough to cause tissue damage, dummy. LOOK AT THE MIRACLE OF BIRTH! Do you think a dick can do this!?

>>36407619
Okay, I can concede that a horse dick would probably do it.

>>36407888
>Do you think that vaginas are just like... tubes?
That is exactly what they are

>>36407988
....wow, you've ever seen a vagina up close, huh?

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>>36407988
lol I'd call you a virgin, but you can literally just read the wikipedia article on the vagina. You're more like an illiterate I guess.

vaginas are stupid fucking holes for my retarded dick

>>36407988
Anon-kun, how much of your knowledge about women came from publications including the line
>fwaah you're breaking me apart!

>>36408160
That's adorable

>>36408009
>>36408034
Dude the cervix is literally a tube, and that's where your dick goes. Only the womb is circular

>>36408189
The vagina is what you fuck. The vagina is a muscle. If your dick is hitting her cervix it's incredibly uncomfortable.

Look at a skeleton one time. Did you seriously think a guy's dick goes in and out through the cervix?

>>36408186
>That's adorable
Does that mean you'll let me put my stupid penis inside of you?

>>36408228
Just maybe! I'm getting pretty hot and flustered and i'm not even into boys, much less 13 year olds. Keep it up and I'll add spread my legs for you.

>>36408261
ive never had a girl let me use my penis on her
im not sure what to do in this situation

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>>36408160
You're right; you are retarded.

originanus

>>36408286
Still haven't Anon-kun ;)

>>36408304
cruel and unusual punishment is illegal in all 51 states
I know my rights.

>>36408334
Don't you mean COOL and FUNusual punishment?

>>36408407
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA OH WOW

>>36408407
What did I do to make you hate me.

>>36408481
>vaginas are stupid fucking holes for my retarded dick

There's your start

>>36408641
I don't understand, what's wrong with that?

>>36407234
>sex doesn't make vaginas loose

So all those porn stars that can put arms in their vaginas could have fit the same thing in their pussies when they were 15?

You're retarded.

>>36408970
YES, they could have. It just would have hurt. They got to that point by gradually stretching and tearing and healing, but we're not talking about fisting and gaping here. We're talking about normal dicks and normal fucking.

>>36409067
It makes it lose just stop denying your loose boy pussy

>>36407329
Try fucking a porn star with 30 years of experience you fag

>>36409105
>Inability to think logically and argue like a man.
Nice, bro. Real nice.

>>36409135
Pretty sure most girls aren't porn stars, dumbo.

>>36409157
I am thinking logically. There's a reason men talk about "tight pussies" and why women buy kegels or whatever to tighten their vag muscles

>>36409232
Men talk about "tight pussies" because they're stupid and fall for memes just like everyone else.

>buy kegels
HAHAHA. OH WOW.

But seriously, women do kegel exercises because they're good for vag muscles. It doesn't make vaginas tighter, that's also a myth.

>>36408970
A body builder can lift more than they could at 15. It's a fucking muscle, it gets stronger and the range of movement changes overtime.

Muscles cannot get loose. That doesn't make any sense.

>>36409105
"loose" you idiot.

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>>36407234
All skin can be stretched even foreskin can be restored, but vaginas cant stretch.

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>>36407168
>There will never ever be a pregnancy/impregnation arc

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>>36409386
Skin and Muscle are different materials with different tensile properties. Learn biology.

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>>36407168
Big cocks don't stop bullets

>>36409386
Vaginas are not just a bunch of skin...

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>Beta enablers still spreading the myth that vaginas don't get loose

>>>/gif/10431557

>>36409626
This is gape training, you dolt, not normal sex. Normal sex does not involve gradually increasing the size of a phallus in order to purposefully damage the tissue in a vagina. We're talking about NORMAL sex here, as in human penis plus human vagina a bunch of times. Normal sex does not make a vagina loose. Pointing to porn as proof is retarded because porn stars do crazy shit to their genitals all the fucking time.

>>36409337
Well that's why most girls buy kegels.

Anyways, no matter what you say, women and men agree that sex makes your vagina a chasm.

You sound like a fucking female and you need to get the fuck out of here, or at least go to /LGBT/

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>>36409718
>Admits that vaginas get looser with large objects
>Somehow large penises don't count

>you will never have your ass gaped by a giant cocked futa loli

Why even live?

>>36407168
>Tell them "O-ok"
>Don't try to make contact with neither her nor him
>Go back to the basement
>Go on /r9k/
>Make a thread with this OP: ">Wait, you had a /crush/ on this girl? I didn't even have to get my cock hard before she started sucking on it. I guess you can have her now, I'm done with her, I don't fuck used goods. She might be a little loose though... what do you do?"

>>36409756
They're not big enough to cause damage to a body part that is meant to pass a baby's head. It's not that hard to understand, anon. Men just want to think their dicks destroy stuff.

>>36409749
First of all, no one buys kegels. Just because a bunch of people believe something doesn't make it true. You could be one of the educated people, anon, if you just think about this.

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>>36409861
>Stretching skin doesn't stretch skin
>Stretching skin does stretch skin
>no one buys kegels
>people buy kegels
Boys we can pack it up it's just bait.

>>36410041
KEGELS ARE NOT AN OBJECT YOU CAN BUY. I hope you're bait.

... I want to rape and murder women...

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>>36410114
>he's never heard of kegel balls to shove up his boy pussy

>>36410227
No, I guess I haven't... my mistake. Maybe it's because I have a girl pussy.

>>36407497
>Having sex with one man everyday for several years will keep your vagina tight
>Having sex with one different man every few months for several years will make it loose

???

>>36410568
You idiots have been debating a literal roastie. DO NOT BELIEVE THE ROASTIES LIES!!!!111
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-ZmJuQqT9Q

>>36410666
Okie dokie, I guess the rational discussion is over. Back to your regular scheduled programming, robros.

Everyone focused on the penis, no one else is weirded out that emi has fucking legs

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>tfw no crush(futa) to crush my prostate

>>36411087
Apparently stomach bulges are a real thing, so I want this more than ever now.

>>36407168
fuck the loli futa, what else? There's just no other options.

>>36407556
>At least when the futa is fucking you, her dick is doing something and not just flopping around for no reason

That's why you fuck her while she fucks the other girl.