>kid buys sonic totem for $1500 >chris doesn't send

>>36404653
wait? Chris didn't send the totem?

can't say I'm suprised

>>36404653
The fuck? Are you serious? How's his fucking account not suspended if he scammed the person

From what I know the guys a nutjob. Pretty surprised he hasn't been locked in the looney bin.

>>36404653
>2011
>sets his parents' house on fire
>6 years later
>too poor to even afford tranny pills
>digs through bags of clothes from his old house
>finds his striped shirt
>immediately tries to sells it

Definitely a robot other than not being a virgin

>>36404653
What did Chris mean by this?

origami oragama

we once ruined his life he probably hate us

>>36404786
I bought a $5 stamp from him and I opened a dispute because it took him two fucking weeks to ship it

>>36404653

Reminder Chris is the real life Mr Garrison.

>he had sex
HOW

>>36404806
no one ruined his life but himself and his parents for not getting the help he needs

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>>36404787
>From what I know the guys a nutjob.

greatest understatement of all time kek.

Pic related is his former 'vagina' that he developed after listening to vagina forming music on youtube. In reality it's an infected taint piercing that would have killed him, had he not got it sorted.

>>36404811
I would honestly be interested in buying some small stuff from him, maybe a sonichu comic page or something but he has a bad reputation for not sending shit or generally being a pain in the ass to deal with so I'm never doing that.

Its a shame he could make a little money online if he didn't ruin it for himself like everything he does

I can only imagine the shit going down once Barb dies.

>It's a Chris uses Barb's corpse in his videos as if it was a ventriloquist dummy episode

One thing I've always wondered about Tranny Chris is if he borrows his mothers clothes? I wouldn't be surprised if he does considering he looks like he dresses like an 80 year old woman.

Source on the money getting refuted?
Plus the wiki is really slow at updating stuff, how can i look this shit up?

>>36404905
He might try to have sex with Barb's body.

He admitted that he dreams of having sex with her sometimes

>if he borrows his mothers clothes?
He already recorded stuff wearing her bras and underwear before he came out as a tranny so its very possible

>>36404958
>He admitted that he dreams of having sex with her sometimes

OK this is getting out of line now

>>36405222

We're living in the timeline where Chris is going to go full Norman Bates when Barb dies.

>>36405222
>now
It's been out of line for a long time.

>>36405243
You mean he isn't halfway there already? Just waiting on "mother" to stop speaking to him...

anyone have that video of him practicing sex on a blow up doll with the sonic totem in the back?

>>36404786
This isn't the first time. Chris has scammed a lot of people. His white knights who supported him turned against him because he keeps scamming them

Where is the best place to follow the ongoing saga? The last place was kiwi.

I have and never will contribute but just reading it fascinated me.

>>36405356
Kiwi is full of "epictrolls xd". But his fb page isn't reliable as it's his point of view.

>>36404941
browse the kiwifarms threads

>>36405389
Kiwi is also dead isnt it?

>>36405356
KF is back up, dude, it wasn't down for very long, considering.

>>36404896
>Its a shame he could make a little money online if he didn't ruin it for himself like everything he does
ironically if he ever had the self awareness to capitalize on his fame, he could make an absurd amount of money.
but if he ever had the self awareness to capitalize on his fame, everyone would lose interest in him.

>>36405423
Even now, he could stream on Twitch, set up a Patreon, and reprint the sonichu comics.

He's got the fanbase, even if they loathe-watch him.

He's simply too autistic to figure out monetization, or perhaps to care about it. Instead he just begs on youtube/facebook.

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>>36405310
Here's a clip

>>36404847
This makes me feel so shitty. I'm not even retarded and cant get sum poon.

>>36405463

Isn't his brother a millionaire or close to being one or something? It'd be pure irony to see if Chris properly learns how to monetize his fame and his brother becomes as poor as Chris

>>36404786
Dude what do people not understand!?!?! He is literally clinically and in all ways retarded. He needs a full time care taker. I don't get why people are so surprised or why they engage with him on the internet. He is literally clinically disabled.

>>36405561
He is much older then you and he did it by going to clubs and pretending he was a woman and a much older woman decided to do it, he got some sort of STD.

Where is KiwiFarms at now?

>>36405561
>>36405590
What? No, he went to a prostitute

>>36405611
Didn't they just cuddle and talk in the end?

I cannot even fathom how his parents felt raising that abomination when all they wanted was a normal child.

>>36405528

This is just sad

Orig

>>36405632
According to him they had sex, but he also claimed she said he had the best dick she ever seen or something to that effect so who knows.

Interestingly Chris has tried to advertise himself as a prostitute twice

>>36405562

Source? Didnt even know he had a brother

I remember when he still had hope of finding a boyfriend-free girl. I wonder if Chris himself is aware of how low he's fallen or if he's too deluded to understand. Or maybe he does and just doesn't care.

>>36405700
Half brother, hes a wannabe movie critic on youtube

https://www.youtube.com/user/colesmithey/videos

I wonder how he feels that Chris gets more views than he ever will

>>36405700
He has like three-four siblings in total.

>>36405753
Wrong. One half brother who he hasn't seen in like 10 years

Barb saddens me to no end, god fucking damn it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfAvFYKVEZ4

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Starting bid at $12,000.

What a bargain

>>36405818
what's wrong with her? why is her speech pausing every other word?

>>36405818
>See that video
>Sad as fuck
>Next video is him watching SNL with at least $5000 worth of Skylanders around him

I truely hope that when Barb dies she goes to a nice place for peace.

>>36405886
>>36405905
If you want Barb feels you're in for some interesting stuff

https://youtu.be/XwwM5YGUVZo?t=1073

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>>36404653
Whoa whoa whoa, Chris is wearing the clown shirts and medallion again?!?!

Fuck yessss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>36405953
>Only skimming through it because I cant bring myself to watch it all

>We need to use what little money we have left
>Smile for the PS4 camera!
>We could use a lot more money!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Why hasn't someone, anyone in government services intervened on this mess

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>>36405979
we should all be grateful

>>36406035
I don't mean to be edgy and tip my fedora but Chris is proof there is no god.

Or maybe that there is a Satan.

>>36406045
>>36405979

I wonder if rediscovering his old iconic shirt was a reawakening moment for him. Like Light getting the Death Note memories back or Peter finding the Spider-Man uniform after he tosses it in the bin.

>>36406035
USA, USA, USA, USA!

I've been following this fucking mess since 2006, I even knew one of the trolls voice actors when she was actively trolling chris.

The entire situation is just a massive case study for what happens when stupid fucking boomers can't take care of their mentally ill son in a country that is far behind the rest of west when it comes to social development.

>>36405886
Either she has some kind of dementia or its a ruse to get money.

>>36406114
I think she's reading cue cards while Chris does a terrible job of flipping through them

>>36406081
>johnny cash's rendition of hurt begins to play

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>>36405953
Its honestly getting too depressing these days

I miss classic pre-tranny Chris

>>36405859
I guarantee you if he got he 12 grand he'd just use it all on more shitty toys and games and maybe hormones but would just shel out enough for his internet not to be cut.

>>36406145
G1 Chris was great.

>>36406143
nvm her eyes are creepily locked onto the camera lense

>>36406145
Things were actually kind stable until Bob died.

>>36406035

Because his mom hasn't complained probably, otherwise the government doesn't really give a shit how fucked and crazy you are unless you're murdering people. And I don't think he's done that yet.

>>36406145
Ok so honestly, I am the kind of person who wishes people wouldn't get hurt. On one hand it makes me sad people ever trolled Chris (Or any of the non self aware/too fucked up to truely be aware) lolcows

But at least during pre-tranny trolling days he seemed happyish.

>>36406114
she looks completely broken dude

imagine being her:
>have an ego among the family as self appointed matriarch.
>hated by your family members who all cut you off
>all you have to self confirm your self given matriach status, literally the entire basis of your identity, is your husband and your retarded son you don't understand.
>son continually becomes more and more retarded, bringing more and more shit to the house as you keep trying to apply solutions that don't work
>at this point empty nest complex kicks in and you start babying your retarded son as the outer world brings all this trouble you don't understand
>youre completely overweight, banged up, health issues, debts, a hoarder house with trash everywhere, everything is out of control and doesn't obey your identity of a family matriarch people should respect
>your husband then dies of a heart attack, probably from all the stress, trash and your son.
>no one is there to help you because you've been such an arsehole to your sane family.
>your house now burns down, forcing you to move, with your retarded son, neither of you can manage money and you can't escape your mental complexes

It's literally a slice of everything that can go wrong with the previous generation, money management, lack of social services etc. self identity, family abandonment, etc

fuck dat shit

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>>36406175
Bob didn't deserve having to see what his son turned out like.

He shoulda been retired by that point but instead had to watch his manchild son's antics

Chris chan alone has made me never want to have kids out of fear of raising a retard. I know it's selfish but I just don't think I could handle it. It'd be heartbreaking and also just a huge pain in my ass trying to raise someone I'd have a hard time loving

>>36406175
>>36406246
nah bob was a dickhead, chris becoming a welfare leech was literally his idea

he also treated his kids from his previous marriages like shit

>>36406276
Bob loved his son so much he couldn't bring himself to do what must be done but you anon, if you have that it takes, your job is to end the creatures suffering if you have a retard child.

Just set him down with some legos and Sonic the Hedgehog dolls and load the gun behind him.

>>36406320
Wasn't he also like 20 years older than Barb?

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>>36406184
The government might give more a shit considering they're paying him over $1,000 a month in disability iirc. Chris may be extremely socially retarded and pretty dumb in general, but he's in no way mentally or physically handicapped to the point where he can't work.

Anyone who's watched even a few of his videos knows there's some job out there Chris could do, even if it's an extremely basic bitch minority female affirmative action non-job like data entry or backroom inventory in some government office

>>36406356
Would you hire him? I certainly wouldn't even if I didn't already know all about him

>>36406338
yeah, he might even have been in the KKK lol

he's the embodiment of every negative degenerate redneck stereotype

>>36406392
There are government programs to hired disabled people (albeit it's usually those disabled people who still want to work)

A lot of people work with a lot of people they don't want to work with. The point is, Chris got on NEETbux (as >>36406320 said, his dad planned it) when he is more or less fit to work. He can communicate better than most immigrants and isn't missing an arm or a leg or an eye.

I don't know how it works in America, but someone evaluating his disability claim should have just shunted him into an ez mode job that still does useful work of some sort. Like a librarian in a public library stacking books on shelves or a municipal construction crew or some shit.

>>36406356
>>36406392

PErfect response, would -you- hire this motherfucker? There's no way in the fuck this guy could ever get a job anywhere doing anything except perhaps what he's doing right now because fags enable this leechfuck. I don't mind that he gets disability money, but not all these thousands of fags enabling his shitty, stupid behavior. It grinds my gears that despite being unhirable myself I can't get a lick of help and this fuck can bankroll all the shit he wants.

Should I just set up a youtube channel and act retarded for money? I'm seriously considering it when I get a new laptop or something.

>>36405528
That technique is too advanced for a virgin like me to understand.

>>36405528
Hey at least his new room is looking a lot cleaner and tidier than his old one

>>36405222
In a recent stream Barb asks him to go pick up some cat food and he refers to her as "honey" the whole time. It's extremely creepy

>tfw you lived long enough to watch a harmless autist become an irredeemable psycho

>>36406648
>municipal construction

fuck no rofl he'd get someone, probably himself injured then spend the rest of his drawing on L&I as well as SS. He wouldn't last a fuckin day. I could see him in a back room somewhere that doesn't involve any public interaction, no safety hazards and minimal interaction with other workers.

The guy is simply too retarded to hack it in any job environment. I know people with downs syndrome who are more aware, self conscious and ambitious than him.

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>>36405528
It never fails to make me smile.

>>36406145
My favourite classic era Chris vid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4orHqL-b968

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>>36407043
>pickle suited nigger

>retard can have a lucrative business
>fucks it up because retard

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>>36407043
Chris' life is a case study in what happens when everything that can go wrong to a family financially, morally and socially does go wrong.

It's really fucking surreal.

>>36407043
https://youtu.be/8HuIvjrB46w
My personal favorite, from a simpler time

>>36407043
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1EiG1v7kG4
Chris Kino.
>adjusts ear

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>yfw Chris invented lets plays

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QtOj7rNFCY

>>36407442
Nice remake of "Saturn Devouring His Son"

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>>36407043
I think this one does a great job of displaying just how autistic he is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxIdYRV2yIY

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>>36407442
>NINTENDO
10 seconds and I already lost.

CHRISTINA
Get it right

>>36404896
Imagine if autism was something that you can sell, he'd be pretty loaded.

>>36405724
That is a surprisingly common theme in r9k, which really worries me, maybe it is changing me gradually into an out-of-touch faggot

Anyone else feel like Chris-chan's life has become art?
It inspires emotions in the viewer and explores the darker side of humanity. It feels like an old Greek tragedy.

>>36408041
>It feels like an old Greek tragedy.

Nah more like some weird modern performance art but its fascinating

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>>36407153
>the man in the pickle suit tricked me again

Is there any better sentence in the english language?

>>36406191
Literally hell man, you are very emphatic you know? How did you piece that all together, I'd read it as a novel if you make it into one.

>>36408041
I find it to illustrate the absurdity and the fatality of human condition very well.

>>36408124
Who was the Pickle Man?

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>>36405859
He's finally realised how to scam paypal, hasn't he.

>>36406979
Well, that may have been true when he was younger, but not now. His brain is actually degenerating the likes you'd expect in a dementia sufferer.

His father ruined any chance he could have had of attaining marketable skills by enforcing an ideology onto him assuming that he wouldn't be capable of achieving anything.

The prophecy is self fulfilled.

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>>36406081

>Chris Chan redemption timeline
YES

>>36408341
Do you think we can fix him with technology?

I'm thinking of replacing the left-hand with a universal weapon platform, the right with a powered prosthetic hand concealing a titanium carbide blade, and a computer to brain interface incorporating multi array sensor, with night and thermal vision, directional recorder and auto-targeting console.

>>36408522
Being an autistic moderator is your problem m8.

>>36408675
Don't you feel that weaponizing Chris would be an interesting idea? He can get the real life anime experience.

>>36405573
This basically. I like Chris, but this is why I don't find him as entertaining as the normies on kiwifarms do.

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>>36405528
>the 360 snap-a-doodle

>>36404797
>fire was 6 years ago
YAMERO

>>36404847
He hired a hooker

>>36405737
how aren't there more views from kiwifarms types alone?

>>36405804
You're forgetting Bob's kids man.
Ones a dentist, one is a drug addict woman and one is something.
I dunno, it's been like 6 years since I followed the Saga.

>>36406822

It's so sad too. He had a chance.

Looking back at his life, it kind of mimics our society as a whole. He's born a happy 80s/90s kid. He's spoiled, he doesn't know what struggle is.

Over time things get worse, and he doesn't know how to deal with it so he continues to live in CWCville. Things get so bad, he loses all his friends, his life turns to shit but he ignores it all.

Now here he is, a mentally ill tranny living in squalor, but in his mind a part of his soul is still there, ignoring reality and surrounding itself with toys to make it think it's still the 90s and things are great.

Meanwhile his life crumbles around him.

>>36408236
Some ween who china-blocked the TRUE and HONEST cre8or

copyright anon 2017

>>36408923

Hey fuck you, this made me sad. RIP doggo.

>>36407442
Chris was also the original brony.

I feel like this could have been my path if not for some factors, shit sucks since I'm shit out of luck anyways.

>>36409348
yeah, same here. in some ways i am chris

>>36405818
I knew this reminded me of something
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlaepaZ6-yo