/r9k/ nobody else in my life would understand look at this crazy

good stuff, meng, keep it up.

inb4: stop shitposting, 'good shit'

if you have any normie friends on your snap, send it to them. Be *that guy*.

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>>36403456
holy fuck anon that's sick

wtf that's some shit

>>36403456
wtf are you eating? nice job tho

>>36403456
How did it feel? I've taken shits similar to that and it either barely felt like anything or was borderline orgasmic.

>>36403456
Congrats, man. It's even floating. You've been eating that fiber, haven't you?

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>>36403456
>nobody else in my life would understand
>tfw you took the perfect shit once
>big, solid, emerged without issue and fuggen huge
>took 2 flushes and plunging to deal with
>can never tell anyone

>>36403456
Damn that's impressive anon
Good work, what were you eating before?

>no toilet paper in the bowl

OP confirmed for shitty ass because he stood up to take the pic

>>36403456
Wow shit of the year contender, man. I'll be saving this to my epic shits folder

>>36404685
not all of us are so fat that our butthole will coat our ass cheeks with shit

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>>36404721
>his ass isn't juicy

>>36404721
I weigh 144lbs shit crack boy

>>36403731
>>36403766
>>36404657

yesterday i ate:
hash browns and an egg for breakfast

a loaded taco burrito for lunch

brussels sprouts, some potato chips, and a mango for dinner

>>36403740
like nothing actually

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>>36403456

Are you the riddler?

I didn't shit for 5 days once when I was in high school, and when I finally shit it was literally as thick as my wrist. I spent a good 45 minutes trying to pass it. It split the inside of my asshole and there was blood dripping out. I wish I took a picture of it, it was a fucking monster.

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how to make big poops?

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>>36406328
GOTTA EAT BIG TO SHIT BIG

>Tfw haven't had a solid poop in 3 weeks due to drinking too much alcohol

impressive poop op

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>>36403456
why can I only shit nuggets

That's a proper curler, well done.

Are you the riddler? Because your poop looks like his stylized question marks

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>>36407358
cos its all u eat. try tendies the long ones make the longest poos

I love when I do I hard, wide shit, and I can feel it really stretching out my asshole.
I love that feeling of my asshole being stretched wide and gaping open for a few seconds after the big thick shit comes out.

>>36407358
eat lot of fibres, wait for sometime (do not shit although you want to) and make the best shit of your life. Totally worth it. Better than anal penetration

>>36408451
lol cutfag
Get it
Because there's no foreskin

That's great dude, keep it up.
Did you measure it?

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>>36408589
yeah. i got my organic skin tho. mommy never hurt me. i feel bad for people with a dry little nugget when my long tendie is moist by a nice coatinf of breading and skin

>>36403456
On my world this means hope.

>>36403456
How do you get them so long and thin? The longer I hold it in the more girthy it becomes

>>36403456
PLEASE BE A GIRL

God I love watching a girl take a big shit

>>36403456
>woke up hungover as fuck
>rabbit pellet shits x3
feels bad man

>>36408857
i'm not a girl yet

>>36408740
i dunno dude it just happened

this isn't really ordinary behavior

>>36408664
no, thats a decent idea though

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>>36403456
Fuckin nice, my dude.

Nice man

Solid one piece pretty rare

But the real talent is in having clean NO wipe shits

Ghost turds

>>36410533
>NO wipe shits
How

>>36411914
I have no wipe shits all the time because I use a bidet.

>>36409638
>rabbit pellet shits
iktf

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The shit I took the other day satisfied me the rest of the week, I had to take a pic, pic related.

>>36403740
>borderline orgasmic
fucking queer

>>36411914
So solid that it leaves no residue.
Like if you were to pick it up it wouldn't be slimy or sticky, it would just be solid.

>>36412514
holy SHIT
do you have to use a donut now?

>tfw you once took such a large shit that it was literally touching the toilet seat

>>36412514
Did you just swallow a human arm whole and shit it out?

>>36403740
I know the feeling.

Like it's so long and big that you actually feel the back of it moving deep in your bowels, leaving a distinct feeling of emptiness as it leaves.

God it feels fucking amazing.