When I get nervous I sweat. I have had a fungus on my pubes since

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take a fucking shower holy shit

>>36401266
Hair remover.
Use hair remover and go to a fucking doctor what the fuck?

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laughing my original ass off

so you like this or dislike it?

buy some clippers and trim it then use a loofah and scrub your crotch if you want to get rid of it, also make sure to dry properly after a shower and you can also apply baby powder if you are very sweaty

but drying properly after a shower is the most important

Shave and shower you origional retard

>>36401266
Shave it off. Fuck.

This is that good shit. Thanks OP

>>36401266
whoah...
i never expected such a high-res image of this

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>>36401266
Take a shower and shave you disgusting retard

do NOT shave it OP, please do not shave it like these retards are suggesting, just trim it with scissors or an electric trimmer with a short guard

>>36401550
This really.
Go to a doctor if you can?
Can't op use baby powder on his pubic hair or something?

>>36401333
>>36401410
>>36401436
>>36401451
>>36401506
I've done all this.
Doc will not confirm it is Trichomycosis axillaris.

I shave it always.
I skrub.
I scrup.
I use a fucking brillo pad once.
Hurt.

Thought I was safe.

It came back.
Damp.

God is dead

>>36401550
Ive trimmed and tried to shave it several times.

I knew we was kangz but I ain't know I would suffer a fucking pharoah scrotum curse.

>>36401630
You keep it short. You do not let it fester.

>>36401593
You do not want to see what this looks like caked in baby powder.

You don't.
It's probably a fetish for someone but not for long

>>36401333
>buy bleach
>pour bleach in some container large enough to submerge your genitalia inside
>submerge genitalia in bleach for 10 minutes, stinging sensation is normal
>profit

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You have to kill yourself anon. I'm sorry, it's the only way

what the fucking hell mate just shave your damn pubes

fucking hell

Anti-fungal creams? Maybe some sort of hyperhidrosis treatment or get medicated for the anxiety. It's the modern world and it's got a solution for all your problems.

>>36401660
My zombie pubes are not so easily remedied.

I hate the fucking dampness most of all.
I heat.
I sweat. I slime.

Then it gets cold and stays slimey.
Ive wrapped and stuffed paper towel and tp around my nuts and under the shaft to shamwow the moisture when its too bad.

I don't wear underwear anymore.
I only wear basketball shorts so my balls can breathe.

If I overheat in tight anything its a wrap.
Im shootinh myself in the fucking head.
My pelvis will have become a portal to a lovecraftian orgy of std ridden old ones.

I cant tell if it smells or not.
It might.

Though it might be man musk pheromones.
Not sour milk mouthbreather.

Im not even fat.

I dindu nuffin to deserve this.

>>36401872
Just bleach it, it kills everything, even eukaryote micro-organism, especially OP only needs to use it topically.

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I ruint my post too

>>36401872
>medicated for the anxiety
U srs?

>>36401900
Shave. Talcum. Special antiperspirant from the doctor if you can. Maybe get a second opinion. A third? Do what you can, man. You can be dry too!

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>>36401410
>so you like this or dislike it?

>>36401993
Or any crazy pills they'd prescribe to some abomination who chose to operate a mushroom farm in his trouser, take your pick.

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>>36401455
There aint shit good about this

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>>36401994
>You can be dry too!
Its too late.
My shit greezier than Jermaine Jackson.

The day of reckoning is coming soon anyway.
I dont plan on using any of the gear aforementioned so why worry about the status?

>>36402046
>mushroom farm
I'm a hybrid between a grower and shower.

When unleashed my bbc spreads mind control pheromone spores laced with dopamine and seratonin.

I have a 20% chance to incapacitate on hit.
This aoe is in natural ability or special ability?
Maybe its passive.

>>36402095
Anon, just go to Mexico and pay some doctor to debride the affected area. Alternative, you can collect the spores containing mucus and rub it all over you, legs, armpits, beard, nasal hair, inside your ear canal, and your hairs, you name it. Be the one with fungus, be one of them fun-gi!

>>36402174
I think the consensus is that it's too OP, you'd get kicked or banned on the spot if someone sees you using that shit, in any half-decent server.

>>36402254
Kangz haki.

Omfg thats so fucking disgusting what is wrong with your original ass
Is your cum like a fucking gross yellow splooge?
Jesus christ bro get that shit fucking examined i understand the shame and embarassment but fuck dude

>>36402462
lm sure youve seen worse