You literally CANNOT be a robot if you don't have a 500

>>36399785
how the hell can you finish that? tell me OP. do you just give up and not submit?

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well i've got my bachelor's due in a couple of days and i haven't really managed to write anything down. i've just been putting it off because it seems like so much work.

i've also considered just killing myself instead. seems like no matter what i do i feel like shit afterwards

>>36399785
>500 word essay
I know this is bait, but I can go about writing 4chan walls-o-text that long.

i'm 300k starting with a fat dick and i'm still a robot because i'm black and ugly.

>tfw this is a troll but these people probably exist

You cannot be a robot if you are in college.

>>36400290
this,

fuck you ''uni'' fags

>>36400290
this.

anyone with the perseverance and social skills to comfortably go to college is not a robot.

>>36399785
Does it count if I had a 3k word paper due two weeks ago and I've been ignoring any attempts of my teacher at contacting me?

>>36400105
what do you do?

oreg

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>>36399785
I fell for this first time, I wont the second time.

Also how big of a moron are you, not to be able to finish a 500 word essay in under one hour.

>>36399785
I have twelve assignments left to mark by the end of the week and I haven't even started if that counts.

>>36400354
Oh believe me I'm in college and I'm not at all comfortable.
Brainlets who were too stupid to get a uni scholarship cannot be robots.

>>36400541
I was not too stupid to get a scholarship. I'm just depressed and schizo.

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>tfw doing good in school getting almost all a's and loving my classes but it doesnt even matter at this point because ive failed so many classes, have done no extracurriculars, have no job experience and am in a meme degree

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I am a professional writer....

500 words is like a 30 minute job for me.

at 6 cents per word, I'd made like $30 off of that.

Is college paying you or are you paying your college?