Who /ManWithNiceAss/ here?
When I was in high school I got a lot of attention from girls for my ass. My first girlfriend was obsessed, grabbed it all the time and wouldn't shut up about it. Another girlfriend mentioned it once, said "you have a sexy ass" with this beeming smile on her face. Another random chick I didn't even know slapped it all the time and once even tried to pull down my pants in public. One of my female friends poked me in the butt with a pen. One tiny girl demanded that I sit in her lap; I was like "lol I weigh 200 pounds" but she kept insisting.
I've taken some pics of my ass and looked in mirrors to see what all the fuss was about. It's really nothing like those 'dimpled' asses you see on muscular men at all. It's basically a classic bubble butt, rather girlish in shape (take the same ass and put it on a girl and it would not look out of place), each cheek is nearly a perfect circle, and it's larger-than-average, but not huge. On the whole, I'd have to say that it's a rather girlish, feminine ass; I'd love it on a girl but there's really nothing masculine about it. It's basically a girl's ass on a man's body. If I had to compare it to a male celeb ass it would probably be like Chris Meloni's, it has that same 'roundness'.
One thing one of my girlfriends said she liked about it was that it 'wiggled' a lot when I walked.
Any other ass-privileged men want to comment on this phenomenon?
I have a big bubble butt and also minor lordosis so it sticks out even more. Never had any attention from girls but guys mention or compliment it all the time.
i often get called thicc in school because im a lil bulky but my ass is pretty huge, especially when i let myself go a bit my ass is the first thing that gets noticeably larger
i just try to keep in shape though because its not that big when i keep fit
>>36398693
post pictures and this thread will get a lot more replies
>>36398693
reporting in
have naturally thick thighs too
I have a big, muscular ass that I work out and keep hairless at all times. I've had multiple women comment on it and/or grope it.
In reality, I'm just trying to attract a girl that wants to peg me.
>>36398693
I have a bit stronger legs and a big ass, but am still khv. Not sure if girls actually like it.
>only thing I've ever been complimented on is my supple ass
>sister always complains I got the good ass genesLittle do they know my ass is as hairy as an indian man's legs
>>36399578
then shave it or get it waxed
>>36398693
boipucci now
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>>36399674
Do NOT shave your ass unless you're willing to do it every single day. Tiny razors and sensitive membrane do not mix.
>>36398693
You sound like the biggest fucking normie on the planet. Get out and kys lad.
>>36399849
This, if you think shaving your pubes is bad your ass is that x100. Just get it waxed, the only part that actually hurts is around your tailbone.
>>36399849
>>36399887
>he doesn't carefully plucc each individual hair from its follicle
fucking plebes
>>36399911
>>36399887
>>36399849
>he doesn't sit in the oven until his hair is perfectly singed and gone forever
>>36399934
>not bathing in sulfuric acid to remove all of your body hair simultaenously
>>36399958
>not attaching strings to each of your individual hairs, tying them to a car and putting a brick on the accelerator
>not getting quints
>>36399998
you fucked up my son
>>36399998
>>36399999
>>36400000
nigger n igger iinrhd
Same here OP. My girlfriend loves touching my ass and slapping it around. I asked her and apparently girls love big butts just like guys do. They especially like baseball players because of the padding
if your a guy with a nice butt your gf suppose to eat your butt. if she isnt she probably is eating some other guys butt. u guys are stupid lmao
>OP brags about his nice ass
>Doesn't post any digital evidence
>>36400154
did u let her eat it? it feels bretty good m8
>>36398693
>tfw my sister, my friends and even my niece said my butt is big
>>36398693
Why did you write all that unnecessary info about your ass you faggot
>>36399578
damnit now im horny
>>36398693
Same exact thing as you. Like almost exactly the same. Girlfriends said the same thing. Current one molests my ass constantly. It's just a big, round, soft ass.
I wonder how many girls are staring at it when I'm walking around
>>36400325
No. Sometimes I've thought about it but I don't think I'd like it and I don't want things to get weird if she's not into it
>>36398693
I first noticed it at 14. Since then I have lost count of how many times I've had my ass pinched in clubs, or had women make comments regarding my ass.
Unfortunately I'm a bald ugly social retard so it never goes anywhere. at least I got a higher, bubblier ass than 80% of girls r-right?
>>36398693
>all these anons posting saying they have a nice ass without posting pictures
fuck off
>>36398693
I get compliments for my big ass to bad its super hairy
>tfw grabbing your own ass while masturbating and pretending its a girl's
I too have a glorious girlbutt
My gf loves it, its her hand in pic related
>tfw feminine ass
Kill me
>>36401932
Most of us aren't gay and we all know there are no women here.
>>36399413
Your butt will bleed
Bleed
STDs
Won't it hurt to poop
You poop from your butt hole
>>36402217
>>36401932
Next time use spoiler, that's gross
>>36400674
OP here.
Yea it's like, you want to think of yourself as some gangsta, but no, you're just tha booty to these chicks.
Just another reason men's right is necessary!
#BigButtMenrights
Alright I suppose I'll post it
>>36404585
Eh, I've seen better. My bf has better. Inb4 grill- nope, I'm just a fag
I do and I wear meggings to class fairly often
How do I measure up, Anons?
Girls dont like man ass