>getting married >going to disney world/universal studios

>>36397925
You'll be bored out of your mind for over 80% of it. I went with my family when I was 17 and the youngest and felt too old for most of the stuff there.

Kidnapping a child isn't marriage and forcing her to go to disneyworld isn't a honeymoon, robot.

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>tfw you're so bitter that any stories of any happy couple angers you

you should have gotten some xctasy or molly or whatever the retarded faglians are calling it these days.
would've been a honeymoon you never would have forgotten.

>>36397925
That pic reminds me of a pepe

>>36398129
He's just posting this shit to fuck with you

It's not real and if it is take solace in the fact that most marriages end in divorce