Why couldn't I have just been born a girl and got myself

>>36391306
It's not as easy as you think. Guys hit on me a lot, but no girl has ever liked me in my entire life and I'll probably end up being a crazy cat lady.

t. lesbian

Lesbian sex is pretty awful, better be a good girl and serve the cock

>>36391306
I'm not a lesbian, but I am bisexual and I can tell you there's very few gay women that aren't abusive dykes. I feel bad for normal lesbians, the dating pool for them is so small and it's hard to find a good partner

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>>36391373
actually, statistically, lesbian sex is the most arousing, satisfying and lasts the longest. Lesbians are capable of having raw, visceral sex that lasts for hours with endless orgasms. It's why most straight girls go lesbian at some point in their life

>>36391405
>I feel bad for normal lesbians, the dating pool for them is so small
Still bigger than the pool for manlet robots

>>36391306
Why couldn't I have just been born a girl and got myself a qt chad boyfrind? Life isn't fair, I'm not supposed to be a guy

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I would just love to be a qt teen girl with qt friends. Their relationships seem so fun and flirty, and they will cuddle and hold hands and even kiss and it's no big deal.

>>36391421
>being this delusional
>not having male overwhelming superior orgasms
Try again kiddo

>>36391470
you're crazy if you think the male orgasm is better. You cum and then immediately lose all arousal. Women have far more intense orgasms and are capable of having more than one without any loss of stamina

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>>36391306
All the best girls are lesbians. But not all lesbians are the best girls.

>tfw no qt lesbian best-friends to fantasise about and help you get a gf

>>36391372
I know that feeling. Only Blue haired SJWs and butchy dykes to choose from. I just want a pretty gf. Is that too much to ask?

>>36391470
Ejaculating isn't an orgasm you fucking dummy; I'm sick of seeing this.

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>>36391671
the only good option is to seduce a straight girl but they always turn back

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>>36391698
>spend the night making out with straight girl in her bed
>next day think we're an item
>"hehe no I like guys I was just havin fun"

>>36391671
>>36391698
>>36391844
lesbian girls are the only true fembots

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Kill yourself roasties, nobody cares about your ugly 3D asses
>>36391891
>>>/reddit/