You here that wagie? That's your alarm clock. You know what

>be me
>never set an alarm
>wake up whenever
>go to work
>sit around for eight hours playing on the internet
>no coworkers
>go home

>>36389477
Oh god make it stop you nasty NEET I'm this close to ending it all I hate my life, sleep deprivation is killing me but I need to the money to keep up with the Joneses next door.

>>36389477
Joke's on you I've been up since 5.

>>36389477
Its sunday fag

>>36389594
wa...wats yer job... senpai

>>36389477

>have been working on a project all night
>dickhead coworker fucked up so I had to redo a bunch of stuff, finally finished
>see this post and realize it's already 30 mins before I have to shower and leave for work
>haven't been in bed since 5AM yesterday morning, won't be able to sleep until around 8PM tonight

JUST

>>36389904
Janitorial AAA

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I wan't some guy to start making a counter thread to this one. Every time they get home, they first thing they'll do is post about how much money they just earned doing honest work.

Probably using a smug wojak in contrast to this smug pepe.

>>36390024
I can tell you that my autismbux is more honest than the minimum wage earned by the cuckies

>>36389888
it's wednesday lol

>>36389477

Fuck you, contribute to something.

>work from home
>can work whenever and however i want as long as my work is completed on the deadline
>only leave house to get food
>get paid enough that i can live in my own apartment and have disposable income

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>>36389477
This is a good warning which must be heeded by even the ragiest of wagies.

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>>36390151
no

wat are you gonna do about it wagecuck? oh wait, nothing because you have no time to do anything but be a wageslave.

>unpaid ritual
it's part of the job (that I get paid for), it benefits me as well though because I dont look and feel like shit like you lmao

>>36390953
whatever makes you happy schmuck

>>36390016
then who cleans up?

>>36391423
Well....me.... But it doesn't take very long.