*blocks your path* "I smell cookies in your back pack,

>>36386822
just run away because theres no way she can catch me

>>36386831
>run
>implying

>>36387057
>knowing how to read and analyze text
>implying

>>36386831
>just run away because theres no way she can catch me
Don't underestimate the speed of fat people

There's some huge football players who can run extremely fast

>>36387075
yeah somehow i don't think that thing in the op is on ali marpet's level

>>36386822
i was going to say kick her in the face but >>36386831 would be way more hilarious

>>36386822
Isn't she from some reality show?

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>>36386822
give her the fucking cookies and hope that the cookies haven't left a strong scent on me.

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>>36387144
*blocks your path*
"How come she go cookies and I didn't? Gimme your lunch money so I can go to Whataburger unless you want a knuckle sandwich."

damn thicc

>>36386831
>she stomps the ground
>you trip from the tremors
>she waddles toward you
"give me the cookies now or else"
>no
>stomps the ground so hard that she creates a entrance to the hollow earth