>he fell for the big dick meme
When will you throbbing dongers learn that women don't care about how long or how thick, or (in my case) dry your cock is. They've been brainwashed to think bigger and prettier the better. I'll tell you what women like. Women like a penis with character. Something unique. Let your penis tell a story. Women will really appreciate that you're not going to fuck their brains out, but rather, fuck their brain in with the disposition your unique cock has to offer. This isn't an easy task to do though. Most will not make it far enough to tell the tale. Those who do indulge will be better people for it. I promise women will want your cock even more and even achieve higher levels of orgasm than some run of the mill hung like a horse show off.
Pic Related: I know what you're thinking, but don't let the boldness intimidate you. Embrace it. Don't think this can happen over night. It took years to build what I have today. Nothing in this world is impossible and that's why I still have hope to this day as a virgin that I will change this status quo joke, one thrust at a time.
>>36385546
what the fuck is wrong with your dick
oreganollio
hey fatty, see you're still a self-absorbed asshole making threads so people are forced to see your nasty dick.
>>36385546
how did you make your penis look like this?
what in god's name is that thing
>jesus christ
>>36385546
Wtf I want to stop staring at it but it's so intriguingcan I touch it?
If I had those I would take some oxy and xanax and shave them off with a razor
>>36386059
I want to jerk it off desu desu desu
>>36385546
what STD do you have? can you pop those wart things on it? i'm so concerned for you OP.
h-have you ever tried to pop one OP?
>>36386120
Really appreciate the compliment. But don't think you can handle it. Kicks like a fucking mule shooting off.
You need coconut oil in your life OP, you may be a dicklet but atleast you can make more aestheticly pleasing. Shit looks like you jack off with bleach and sandpaper
Reminder that there are people that look like this who claim the uncut is disgusting and berate people for not being mutilated by the jew.