A girl keeps asking to hang out and we've been hanging out

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>>>/adv/
seriously. make sure youre good in your state/country in terms of legal age of consent and then consent to kys normie scum REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

You're not dating. Chad fucked her within 10 minutes of meeting her and you haven't even kissed her.

You're just her orbiter.

>>36384672
but how did chad do that? must learn his secrets

>>36384672
The thing is, I'm the chad of my hs and shes a virgin.

>>36384696
>chad asking for advice on this board instead of just doing what he wants because he a beautiful god among men

>>36384622
fuck off to >>>/adv/ faggot

>>36384672
this.

someone post the green text of the guy that found his "soulmate" and was talking about her with his roommate, and later he found her leaving their flat while the roommate was complaining to the guy because he cock blocked him for the second round with the skank

the girl was just a side fuck for the chad while the other guy didn't even kissed her

>>36384691

You do not learn to Chad. You are Chad or you are not.

>>36384696

No, you aren't. If you were, she would have come into you already. Chads don't have to initiate.

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>>36384838
She literally asks me to hang out all the time and we get really physical but I haven't kissed her yet because I haven't gotten the right moment yet.

>>36384622

thicccccccccccccccccc

ragu plx

>>36384696
And you are on r9k why? If you're the chad of your hs you shouldn't be on here, fucking normie.

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>>36385164
I'm a chad physically, but mentally I'm much smarter than the stereotype. i often times have to dumb myself down talking to other people just so it matches my looks. I used to be a lot like you guys a few years ago actually, just asking for advice here for the fun of it.

>>36384838

Chad doesn't need to access the 3D physical realm, they operate in a 4 parameters existence where they fucked, have fucked, will fuck every women you love or care about from their existence to cessation, at every infinitesimal time unit, from the future to the past, and other way around, from singularity to until the universal entropy death and beyond, the amount of fucking cannot be fathom by the mind of a 3D being, and the only physical manifestation transcending multiverse, in form of gravity, allowing the chad's intangible essence to flow into every version of your moms' tight slit in every possible timeline and every fragment of them.

>>36385200
>haha guys im a chad
>im just here because its fun guys haha
>guys how do i lose my virginity hahaha im a chad hahaha

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>>36384696
By coming here you've made a horrible mistake Chad.

>>36385321
>>36395583

Who would win between infinitum chad and demonic pepe?

>>36385724
Demonic Pepe is a being that exists beyond the concepts of normiedom so Chad's abilities, no matter how powerful, wouldn't even be able to interact with Pepe.

>>36384922
Even as a robot I can tell Chads make the right moments, not wait for them.

>>36384622
>We're practically already dating, but we haven't kissed yet

hahahahahahahahahha

>>36384696
fuck off then! i'm sure you can figure it out on your own

>>36385200
chads are really smart, anyone who says otherwise doesnt understand the concept of a chad. they just can't really understand our particular plight.

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>>36384922
oriwm gosl

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>>36385200
>I'm a chad physically, but mentally I'm much smarter than the stereotype

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>>36384696
>I'm the chad
*proceeds to ask robots for advice*
hmmmm

>>36384838
>she would have come into you already
somebosy likes traps i see. chad you rascal!