Dungeon and Dragons quest thread. Rules: 1) Briefly describe

I am a hermit crab who recently acquired his wizard powers.

I will use them to summon 6 gorillion rape dwarves within the city to sow chaos

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>>36382660
I am a cleric shitlord crawfish.

i summon stools to make it easier for the rape dwarves to bumfuck the normies.

>>36382660
I am a barbarian King Shrimp

I spread open the normie bumholes to further aid the rape dwarves

I am an atlantic sea sponge vagabond.

I sulk in boundless depression and overwhelming loneliness. I turn to my crustaceous brethren and say "my good lads, there is no use in fighting back. Let us simply move to another land. The normies vastly outnumber us. I do not want to see any fellow aquatic autists injured in this senseless conundrum of war."

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>>36382574
>1) Briefly describe your character.
archwizard
>2) State what you would do for the quest
nothing I would sit in my tower and continue to observe with disdain

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>>36383104
i am a fucking ripped Pufferfish in a speedo.

I give you a popsicle to cheer you up and tell you to use it to help rape the normies.

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>>36382574
>>1
I am a ranger/archer mercenary from the province of R9kadia. I have arrive by ballon in order to help my brothers of Kek.
>>2
I am standing on the city walls observing the outside for any intruders. Because of my extreme hatred for normies, I also do enchance interrogation methods on prisoners and spies.
>>Profit
I have a few Kek coins considering I am not a wagey cuck. I fight for the glory of Kek and not for money.

>>36383276
>khergits are strong
fuck them. The only good unit they have is the lancer and somehow they can afford 75 of the bastards

>>36383276
I am standing in a little fort 20 miles away from the capital of Kekistan. Occasional caravans from the enemy cross passed and the Beta Uprising Mercs and I attack them and take their supplies.
>>36383331
They are only good with the AI enhancement. Otherwise, the are weak in all fronts.

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>>36383276
>be cleric shitlord crawfish

We can use our Trump walls to our advantage. We can use them to help box the normies and tumblrfags in. It'd be like shooting fish in a barrel.

We already have the rape dwarves and co. raping 1/3 of the normies into submission. What should we do about the rest of them? I'm still recharging my mana, by masturbating to tentacle hentai

>>36383497
I'd say we should use them as Human Shields when we take back the capital.

>>36383548
Well, first we have to figure out how to take back the holy city.

We have:
A rape dwarf assault ongoing

Captured supplies miles out from the city

Interrogations of prisoners ongoing

Scouts on our Trump walls

And some fuckoff in a tower moping and probably probing his asshole

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>Old wizard with emu familiar

I shall cast spells of detect normies and fiREEEEEEball on the enemy

>>36383735
ok, now we've definitely dicked down half of the enemy forces

what now?

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>>36383273
Feasting on the delicious popsicle, along with feasting my eyes on your impressively aesthetic abdominal muscles (and slightly wondering to myself how Pufferfish could even have abs) spurs my spongy motivation. I say "thank you based Puffer. I shall lend you my absorbent motivation anytime."

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>>36384044
Licking my lips, after viewing your
>WETT
exterior, I smile and say, "We need to use your absorption to lap up the cum that all of the rape dwarves are leaving behind. The thicc sperm could be used for medical research and for a future military attack plan of sorts."

>sends out the krab gimp boy

>>36382574
I'm an apathetic dwarf
I could get up and fight, but ehhhhhhhh
what ever

>>36384352
Go sit with the cuck in the tower