*blocks your fact* "Female beauty and body norms are a

>>36381547
Yeah sure.

Meet me at the park. Let's go for a jog.

If you can't keep up, you buy lunch.

>>36381547
i would have if she didnt spew that retarded shit

i legitimately dont care about anything other than personality

You point her to a short guy and yell her to ask him out because I don't want to be suffocated. Enjoy your sage.

>>36381547
Why would you want to go on a date with someone that just called you a 'shitlord'? That's insanely rude. Especially when they're screaming some kind of rant at you seconds ago. wtf

>>36381547
reminder that even girls like this will only accept 9/10 buffed chads as their bf's. Thats how competitive it is nowdays.

I would just so I wouldn't be lonely anymore and can say I have a gf

not sure how far I would go with it though, I mean if she was really into me I might play with her vaj a little out of curiosity, but I don't know

>>36381547
>implying I wouldn't date her anyway
>implying I wouldn't have her sit on my face until I literally died

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>>36381547
>tfw you knew girls this big at your highschool that ALL were constantly in relationships

>>36382395
Where the hell did you go to high school, Wisconsin?

>>36382552
Florida, probably right behind them. One chick was so fat she literally couldn't walk straight through a classroom door without turning herself sideways. Sucks since I like belly he's.

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>>36381547
*tips you over*

>>36382621
*belly gf's
orgingl

>>36382621
Why didn't you have sex with her? What's wrong with you?

>>36382707
Like I said, they were all taken (always) and I'm a KHHV space with no grill skill. No robot probably would have done anything more than me.

>>36382740
>No robot probably would have done anything more than me.
I'm legtimately autistic and dating a girl that size right now. And I live in fucking Massachusetts, there are like five girls that size in the entire state. You have no excuse.

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>>36382791
Don't remind me. I regret living more every passing day. How did an "autistic" get a belly gf anyways?

>>36382871
>How did an "autistic" get a belly gf anyways?
I was diagnosed at five years old, I do have autism. As for how I got a belly gf, I super liked her on tinder. It's literally that easy.

>>36382934
Huh, I'm not likely to fall for the Tinder meme, what is she like?

>>36381547

>that filename
Original kek

>>36383030
She's reasonably intelligent and agrees with most of my political opinions. She's a photographer and plans on getting her own porn site. She also lives with her dad at 25 which makes me feel less bad about living with my mom.

Also, just get fucking tinder, or bumble, or PoF or something. It's honestly a game changer. I'd be completely hopeless without it. You need at least one good picture of yourself, though, that's the only thing. Try to use the type of picture that would appeal to the sort of girl you're looking to attract. I generally go for SJWs, so my picture was me sitting on a broken folding chair in a quarry looking sarcastically thoughtful.