What was the last thing you sent to a girl? / What does the most

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She had a 13 year old child lolol

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"Conversation"

The last thing i sent to a girl was some dark souls 3 soundtrack

>>36379454
w2c girl like this???

>>36381197
College.

Specifically, the English department.

>>36379454
You must be 18 or older to post here my friend

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>>36378588
Talking to my Chinese (gf?) who is absolutely obsessed with the idea of having a kid.

>>36381360
I'm 20 years old, m8

>>36381811
www.reddit.com/r/hapas

godspeed, anon

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>>36381848
Funny guy
originale

>ttyl mom

>>36381811
don't racemix m8

please

>>36381973
I'd much rather adopt so no worries there.

>>36381848
wtf is this retarded shit? im half white half asian and i dont torture myself like these normies

>>36382108
The cesspool of reddit, anon

>>36382108
Asian womyn being batshit insane going after white guys is a common trend, anon.

>>36382019
>"I don't want to spread my gene pool"

Cuck

>>36382378
More like
>I don't want to end up with anything less than exactly what I want
Plus, don't have to raise the kid as a baby if I adopt.

>>36382351
Look at that time GET, damn.

>>36382405
As a mixedfag I agree with not racemixing, most cancerous build and I hate both my parents for this shit

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>>36382407
What can I say,
I check what I get and I get what I check.

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>>36382467
*tips drink*

>>36378588
What a reddit conversation holy shit that made me want to kms reading thaf

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I got a whole conversation to show

1/10

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>>36382641
So my ex messaged me after 6 months of breaking up with me

2/10

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>>36382663
Did I respond in a good way?

3/10

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>>36382683
I'll give details if anybody asks

4/10

>>36382351
oh its for women that makes sense now. what does hapa even stand for I can't break the code?

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>>36382712
I don't have any feelings for her but what she did still hurts

5/10

>>36382683
>responding with a wall of text
you fucked up by responding period

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>>36382734
I feel pretty proud at my response to tell you the truth

6/10

>>36382731
That subreddit isn't really for women, actually.
It's for Elliot Rodger tier hapa men

>>36382734
You should've stopped replying a while ago. That's the most effective way to fuck with someone.

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>>36382764
Its long but worth the read

7/10

>>36382824
>apologising
This should have ended in the first SS what are you doing anon

>>36382641
>>36382663
>>36382683
>>36382712
>>36382734
>>36382764
>>36382783
>>36382801
>>36382824

This is pathetic. You couldn't be more numale and butthurt if you tried.

Don't do shit like this ever, anons. It's embarrassing and shows you have no dignity.

>>36382828
You fucked up. Women masturbate by whoring for attention. You just got used as a metaphorical dildo.

>>36382801
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>>36382828
You pathetic little beta. Apologising to her. Fucking moron. Should have just left it at >>36382683

>>36382828
You failed nigga. orignalie

>>36382712
>also nice weed dickhead bf

this just reeks of bitter jealousy, even if you aren't jealous. Made me cringe

>>36382828
>last response
>you
I hope you learn after this embarrassment and I hope you stop posting, normalfag.

>>36378588
Do people really forget everything they did while drunk?

Even a less fake version of this situation I couldn't see someone just forgetting.

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>>36382828
Gonna be honest with you here anon, that was really fuckin boring. Why'd you even save that shit, just stop talking to her roastie ass

goddamn normies stay off the FUCKING BOARD

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Last conversation I had with a 3D girl was about how this guy at our uni (who has tried to get with around 75% of the girls around through DMs, etc) who can't get anyone, will probably soon become a new Elliot Roger, was on snapchat though so I have no screens

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Was talking to this roastie for like a week and things seemed to be great, no fucking clue where this shit came from.

she never replied

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Not interesting in the least.

>inb4 nigger

>>36382928
This desu, can you notmies just fuck off yea? God you guys always act like you're the main characters in some shite TV soap. You aren't important. Stop acting
like a skyrim NPC holy shit have some self awareness. My cat is honestly more fun to be around. If you were a drink you would be shit. I hate you.
>>36382824

>>36382824
>this kind of person can get a gf in his lifetime and I can't

>>36382995
Oh jesus christ, that's cringe right there...

>>36382985
>Last conversation I had with a 3D girl

are you implying you have conversations with 2D girls?

>>36383008
Your thumb is fucking terrifying

>>36381811
>can't even communicate with her
>gf

You upset me with your explicit betaness. You couldn't even get a Japanese girl lol.

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>>36383026
Ehhh all the time? How the fuck else am I supposed to pull 2Dqt3.14's?

>>36382828
That was pathetic.

>>36383069
I can communicate just fine and I'm far from beta my dude; no need to be so pissy.

>>36383080
I thought the point of 2D is that they can't reject you

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I'm 18
Jhvvtu

>>36383121
Why is gf in quotations?

>>36383140
that's cute anon, I'm 23 and my mother is the only person that texts me outside internet friends

>>36383140
>7 texts from her, never replied once

wow dude, she wants your dick bad

>>36383140
My mum also texts like a caveman, interasting

>>36383111
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>>36382928
>>36382906
>>36382889
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>>36382859
Anon got btfo and deleted the pathetic parts. Pls finish the story for me.

>>36383149
I didn't put gf in quotations, I put it in parentheses.
Anyways, it's because I'm autistic as fuck and don't like the idea of a relationship.

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Closest thing to any female interaction is an automated response from an insurance company named AAMI

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>>36383140
>ywn have a mom who loves you as much as this anon
Why even live?

>>36383059
Don't worry, anon. That's just a nigger.

>>36383241
Sounds annoying af desu.
My mom and dad are both kinda like that and I'm burned out as fuck from them.

>>36383221
beta thanks for confirming
>cute *smiling emoji*
just die

>ask a girl out that used to work at the same company but changed workplaces
>no response anymore after I asked her

>ask another girl out
>"eww, no way, I wouldn't even consider dating an ugly guy like you"

>>36383213

I'm this anon >>36382928.
You're not missing out on anything, was a back and forth from two normies that read like a shity soap opera

apparently the girl did something dishonest and they broke up, anon then posted the texts of them arguing about who was in the wrong and it ended with him apologizing multiple times

>>36383302
How else would you respond to a girl sending you pictures of what your kid would look like?
Say it's ugly as fuck? Shit doesn't work that way.

>>36383308
>>"eww, no way, I wouldn't even consider dating an ugly guy like you"
shit that never happened

>>36383332
Thanks. I new it wasn't interesting, but if an anon deletes all his posts after many replies explaining how he's pathetic then I wanna see the autism damnit.

>>36383213
Nah that guy left all 10 parts up. Must have been some other guy.

>>36383375
I could show you the text but it's not in English.

>>36383389
Oops nevermind I opened in a new tab and see it was deleted now.

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>>36383389
Oh yeah, you're right anon. Somebody deleted another anons last three posts after everybody calls him a loser. That's what happened.

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>>36378770
Gonna fuck her again

Somthing about the age gap turns me on lads

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>>36383432
lol, you can't make this shit up, this is why there should be a minimum lurk requirement

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>texting girls

GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT

>>36381848
you deserve a gas chamber

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>>36383522
>two autists texting one another

Huh, guess theres someone for everyone after all

>>36383586
You gotta talk that way for the girls man they love a few wink faces and x's gets them lubed up

>>36378588
>Her: Wheeeeeeeres my story?
>Me: I duno where did it go?

She likes me texting her bedtime stories...and sometimes I go through with it.

>>36383522
Your age and her age?

>>36383688
I'm 23 she is 33

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It's a girl from tinder that came to my place but I couldn't get hard when she tried to have sex with me. wasn't interested in me after that, wish this was made up it was probably the only chance I'll get at losing my virginity for a long time...

>hot chick from one of my classes asks for my number
>like a legit hot chick, frankly surprised me
>she's been subtly hitting on me for a while
>"fuck year"
>last saturday she texts me around 3:00am
>i'm playing video games
>"shroooooms" (or something similar)
>i say "haha, why are you texting me so late?"
>"drugggggssssssss haha"
>i reply with "lol well maybe you should go to bed"
>"yeah you're prolly right"
>convo ends there
did i screw up somewhere? i've never done drugs in my life so i was kinda confused

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>>36383812
>I'm a nice guy
pic related

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I don't think she really loves me tho :(

>>36383812
Holy shit cuckboi what are you doing. She chats shit about you just end it you sound pathetic why would you want to be friends with her just buy a dog and move to the mou tains

>>36383736
Oooh that is hot anon, I was assuming it would be other way around, Older women usually don't fuck with young guys

>>36383812
>wahts wrong with me?
>is it my physique??
>what do you want me to change?
>pls respong
>im a nice guy
>can i call u?

thats not how you act around women

>>36383812
anon this is cringe

you reek of beta. stop

>>36383812
end your whiny insecure life holy shit. and im not memeing. this is sickening.

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>>36383812
>somehow gets this roastie to come to his dorm/room.
>spergs out during the easiest part (the sex)
>continues to sperg in text messages

How'd this massive beta/autist get a roastie to ever come to his dorm in the first place wtf?

>>36383864
>>36383864
You need to tell her to stop playing around like that

>>36384008
Why tho I say the same stuff to her all the time

>>36384003
It was just a 1/1000 fluke I think. I messaged her on tinder on Saturday night when she was drunk and needed a ride home. Then I offered her to come to my place instead since it's closer.

>>36383008
nigger

you gave me a big red button to press with that inb4 and i couldn't help myself

>>36384003
If you jerk off too much keeping it up can be a serious problem lol

Legit issue for alot of guys nowadays

>>36384060
Sly as a Fox bro

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My last conversation with a girl was about cutting contact. Only 4 months in and 2k17 is already ass.

>>36384109
Yeah but foxes can get their dick hard. He couldn't lol

>>36383864
That's playful and funny tho
Esp if you do it too

>>36381848

This is insane lol. It's hapas who hate themselves so much that they don't want white men and asian women to mix, but you read their threads and they've done mental gymnastics for why only the white men are at fault (and are also racist). Only on reddit. Redditors are fucking insane.

>>36384060
Goddamn anon, I don't think I've ever heard of anyone spilling this much spaghetti before.

Hang in there buddy

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Been talking to this girl for a few days. She's nice.

>>36384402
>emoji usage especially when she isn't doing it back
just end it, my man.

>>36384402
Shes definitely fucking Chad on the side dawg, no way shes gonna solo main some dude who puts onions and peppers on his egg sandwich I mean she even said add bacon and cheese and you're golden

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>>36384519
I've been inside a half dozen women so far this year. I think I'll be fine however this turns out.

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>>36384556
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT

CHAD

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>>36383140
Dude, go hug your mom now. And text her back ffs.

>>36378770
Sup caleb

>>36384060
So she was out looking for chad cock and when she couldn't find any you offered to drive her home? Kys autist, you deserved that to happen to you.

I remember this girl wondering why i removed her from sc/skype

Aka. she only talked to me if i started the conversation

So after 3 days of that cunt playing games with others and not say anything I just removed her ass

Feels pretty good btw

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>>36380824
My nigga. Oreorgano post

>Hey, you wanna chat?
I SENT THIS SHIT ON SATURDAY JESUS CHRIST IM A BETA KEK JUST END MY LIFE

>>36383236
Lucky you're with AAMI

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Feels good man

Origami

>>36386173
Can you translate? I don't speak taco bell.

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I think I blew it guys.

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>>36378588
Some context: she's a friend of a friend that's moving to Florida with her BF soon. Her mom's been giving her a lot of shit, and me being the glutton for sob stories that I am I check in on her every now and again.

>>36386194
kek

Me: Good Night! <3
Her: Hope you sleep very well <3(?(hard to translate; lit: [I wish you]Sleep super good))

>>36386237
she's ugly so it's okay guy. no harm done.

>>36386246
>being the glutton for sob stories
YOU'RE JUST A KEK HAHAHAH

what size pants do you wear by the way?

>>36386362
>ugly
N-no, you.

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>>36386429
post a pic then big guy, prove me wrong.

>>36386383
I never wanted to fuck this girl, I genuinely consider here good people. Can't be a cuck if I have no vested romantic interest in her.

33x30, though it seems to vary

>>36383611
>bitches love smileys

I haven't interacted with a female who wasn't a family member in years.

>>36383840
>maybe you should go to bed
Not saying you should he congratulated her, but your response was proably the worst thing you could have said that didn't refer to the sacrifice of jesus in the conversation...she probably took it as patronizing and judgemental
Never tell a person who is texting you on drugs to go to bed unless you want them to leave you alone forever

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Ignored gf for a few days because she pulled some shit "we have a LOT to talk about" while I was studying for finals, then when I told her to call me/answer her phone she said "no lol wait until after finals or until we can talk in person".

Fucking wasting my time, lol. Not sure if we're broken up or what, but I'm assuming it's over. Probably found a different guy.

>>36386960
yeah i was asking for a friend. that was his situation and not mine and i felt the need to confirm that the way he handled it was retarded. replying with that was fucking moronic.

>>36387173
"Asking for a friend"
Ooooooookay

>>36378770
Get the fuck our of my board Normand

>>36382683
This is the first and only text you should have sent.

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>>36387126
>TFW nobody interested in ur convo

"Hi, are classes really cancelled for today?" or something like that. It's been years since I graduated.

>>36389524
wow


oregano wow