Kidney stones are coming out of my penis!!!! The pain is unbearable!!!!

>>36375270
How have I managed to avoid getting kidney stones for all these years, guys? I've been drinking pop religiously for 15 years every day, but no kidney stones.

>>36375775
im literally the same way

i hate water, i just get all my fluids from soda, milk, lemonade, and sometimes vitamin water,
and i haven't got a single kidney stone in my life

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>>36375270
>tfw only been drinking water for 20 years

>>36375270

drink more water, go to the er or urologist and get flomax and percs

if not rotate tylenol and naproxen every 3 hours

>>36375775
>>36375854
So what causes kidney stones exactly? Sugary drinks? Mayo clinic doesnt say so

Iktf bro, I had to get lithotripsy and it hurt like a motherfucker
My ureter contracted around the stone, and he had to place a stent for a week.
I was pissing 3 inch blood clots out, that shit hurt so fucking bad

>>36375270
>>36375775
>>36375854

Just eat more fibre and you won't get kidney stones

>>36375270
i don't know if i had kidney stones but i had bloody pee and imense pain while peeing and also i needed to go to the toilet like every 30 minutes
i somehow managed to hold out the imense pain for like 2 weeks this shit went away thank god

>>36375955
I just don't know how I've managed to avoid such a fate so far. Maybe I'm just lucky then?

>>36376066
It'll come. Just wait

>>36376066

Nah, kidney stones aren't caused by sugar.

>>36375886
It depends, you just have to get them examined once they come out, mine are crystallized calcium as I don't absorb calcium very well. Because I don't absorb it well, I've passed 2 stones and had 2 removed and only I just turned 21. It's gonna be a long road to suicide, bro.

>>36375920
When I got mine removed I had to go to the ER the next night because a blood clot was blocking my urethra. The nurse had to clear it by ramming it with a catheter. That sucked.

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>>36375270
I drank at least two or three energy drinks every single day for about 17 years.


I also drank shit-tons of water.


really makes you think

>>36375775
>Pop
NOOO NOO REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36376703
Get fucked, east coaster.

>>36376342
What does it feel like when you're about to pass one? How do you know ones happening?

>>36376727
south will rise again

>>36375270
Tfw drink a lot of energy drinks, maybe 2-3 Red Bulls every day

w-what's gonna h-happen to me anons