all I want is a gf that's bigger than me so when we cuddle together I can say "you're a big girl" and she can say "for you" and then we fall asleep holding each other
>>36374797
>tfw no bane posting big babe to crash my plane
>>36374797
Eww.
Original.
>>36375376
gas yourself pedo
aww I love big chocolate girls on little white boys
>>36376269
you smart
matter of fact you a genius
>>36376332
all that yummy softness
>>36374797
Big girls hog up all the blankets
>>36376708
>tfw no big gf who takes up the whole bed and rolls over and pushes you off
obscure but intense feel
intense
very intense
The memes have rotted your head, anon
I would play mario kart and go on a nightwalk with you, though.
We could talk piggy-waifu shop.
t. I have weird daydreams sometimes too
>>36376708
Implying she won't be your blanket.
>>36377412
>tfw no gf to fall asleep on top of me
GOD
DAMNIT
>>36374797
Stop enabling fatties. It's not okay.
>>36377284
there's some absolutely ruthless shit I could say about your garbage fetish but I won't because it'd become a meme and you'd have to deal with it
I am a nice fucking person
>>36378782
it's a pretty good fetish tbqh
it's straight, doesn't involve cuckolding or any kind of human waste product
that already gives it a leg up
>>36379061
just then I had the post typed out before I thought better of it
jesus stay my hand
>>36379108
homie all I'm saying is it's not scat and it's not sissy
> chubby gf gets self conscious of her weight as she lies on top of you
>>36379977
>>36377554
Anon, that would be extremely painful.
>>36377284
>nibbling on a titt
fycjking jesus im weak at the knees