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>Google reasons not to kill myself
>"50 reasons to not kill yourself!"
>It's a list of a random persons personal favorite things
>"The moon on a cold, autumn night"
>"The microwave beep"
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>"don't do it! You have so much to live for!"
>"oh yeah? Like what?"
>"that microwave beep"
Good way to make someone more suicidal
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>>36371818
>>"The microwave beep"
I won't believe this, unless you post source. Is it buzzfeed?
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>>36371854
i listen to a recording of my beeping microwave on repeat the entire day, couldn't live without it
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I've read shit like this. It's for people with meme depression/over dramatic Normans who had a bad day
>Give me a reason to not do it
>because puppies!!! Xp
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>"If you're feeeling down, just watch this video!"
>video of woman pushing a puppy in a baby stroller
If your mood can be changed by a funny YouTube video, then shut the fuck up, you have no reason to be sad.
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>>36371818
Lostallhope.com
You shouldn't try overdosing on legal medications. That doesn't usually work. If you can't get a gun I would read up on suspension hanging.
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>>36371818
>50 reasons to not kill yourself
> "your girlfriend/wife will miss you"
> "you'll scar your kids for life"
> "you'll never get to have sex again"
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>>36372072
This
>>36372138
Also thank you, but I've already planned my method
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>Final Fantasy VII remake
>Dark Souls 4
>VR getting good enough for porn
>Save money for a chubby male realdoll with juicy ass and cuddly round belly
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>>36372072
A-fucking-men. This shit pisses me off so much. Meme depression needs to fuck off.
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>>36371818
If lived somewhere less hot and more scenic i'd probably be less inclined to want to die. Not completely, but at least by a little.
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>https://books.google.com/books?id=MGdx1IxZ1yIC&printsec=frontcover&dq=reasons+to+be&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwj88Mbg367TAhVC9IMKHTU9ChYQ6AEIKDAB#v=onepage&q&f=false
>Seeing a shark fin while surfing but making it back to the shore intact.
You have so much to live for! You haven't experienced nearly dying due to a shark! Everyone feels happy when they survive getting maimed!
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https://books.google.com/books?id=W6Bra6gD8mEC&printsec=frontcover&dq=to+be+happy+about&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiqyPjZ4a7TAhUO9GMKHTLmDVgQ6AEIJjAB#v=onepage&q=to%20be%20happy%20about&f=false
The folding process that allows Kleenexes to emerge from the box one at a time.
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>>36371818
>"the microwave beep"
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>>36372153
well what did you expect. All the advices are aimed at normies. They do not even think of us as people. And they act surprised when they go on a killing spree.
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>50 reasons not to kill yourself
>40. That feeling of being alive is just wonderful.
What did she mean by this
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