Are women really self conscious about their breast size? I know

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>>36370970
>how do women feel about having small tits?
Look at porn. Literally almost every single "big name" porn star has fake tits.

>>36371022
I'd like the opinions of not porn stars.

>>36371184
Yeah but I'd assume it's quite representative of the female mindset.

>>36370970
Lmao trannies on HRT literally have bigger tits than this bitch

>>36371022
Looks like a man with fucked up pecs in a diaper

yes, that's why the wear push-up bras. This one classmate does it and I know classmates who got implants in my college

Both my ex gfs had small tits and were massively insecure about them, they refused to believe I prefer them smaller. One of which literally begged me to cum on her chest just for validation. I feel like every girl is insecure about every aspect of her body and the ones that aren't insecure on a surface level are fat girls.

>>36371271
This. I also remember how every girl was jealous of that girl who matured early and had bigger tits in middle school. They even accused her of putting socks in her bra lmao. Which could have been possible anyway.

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>>36371022
>tfw trap with cute little hrtittities gets implants the moment they start doing pro porn

>>36371333
You gay my nigga

>>36370970
What do you consider small? I have a b-cup and I'm fine with that. I run a lot and wouldn't want anything larger. I see other runners with two sports bras on to keep their breasts in place and just cringe.

>>36371333
That isn't even a tranny, bro. I forget her name, but she's definitely a girl (female).

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>>36370970
Yes they are

You can make fun of them and they get really worked out by it. Calling my friend a chestlet always yields an amusing reaction.

>>36370970
Everyone is insecure about things, tits are probably a pretty common problem.
Personally I've always been fine with my boobs (B cups), but I don't know any actual cowtits either.

>>36371363
She clearly has a micropenis in the first image

>>36370970
This just goes to show how retarded they are. How can you be self conscious about your body if you are desired and worshipped by men? It makes no fucking sense.

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>>36371406
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Look at it again

>>36371418
because they are insecure as fuck and don't understand sometimes how men could find them attractive.

It's why you see pretty girls with ugly/average guys.

>>36370970
Women are self conscious about everything.
Even if they have no reason to be.
Men also have a tendency to this.

>>36371362
I'd say like in the OP, very small breasts. I guess A or smaller. I've only spoken to one woman who said she had to buy bras in the kids section when she was in college and fucking hated doing that, shops online now.

After that, just general comments about how you feel about the ones you have.

>>36371210
Their job is to look and act like vapid whores. Most women try not to make that obvious. So no pornstars aren't representative of women.

>>36371448
Which makes no sense. I can understand being insecure before finding out that people like you, being insecure after learning that is fucking retarded.
Women could live such amazing lives if they just had working brains.

I have 32DDs and I like having good sized breasts. I'm 120-125 lb so they look pretty good for my weight and size. I used to hide them under baggy clothes, but stopped after a while cus it just made me look fat. I hate running. Boobs go all over the place. And even with a sports bra, I get pains and aches, so my cardio is cycling or stairs.

>>36370970
Small/ flat chests are perfect though. Why would you want sacks hanging from your chest?

I'm really self conscious because my breasts are small. I don't want to get implants though because they're still growing and I don't want to mess up their development

>>36371505
Men do the same. I know of plenty of cases (including myself) of dudes rejecting reality because lack of self-esteem tells them to.

>>36371509
I heard teen girls usually make fun of girls that have very small or very big tittles, is that true? Why? I understand the small side but why the big one? Why did you hide them, is it because you don't like being oogled at in the street or something?

No.
I am fine with my body and small breasts. Never cared about changing them.

>>36371534
Don't get implants at all you faggot.

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>>36371226
>Lmao trannies on HRT literally have bigger tits than this bitch
What a time to be alive

>>36370970
This picture gets me instant hard every time.

>>36371534
Rule of thumb is unless your tits look really busted, don't get implants. Most guys prefer an imperfect natural breast to a fake one.

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>>36370970
I feel quite bad about it.
Not only does it make me feel inadequate in front of guys, I mourn for the fact that I can never have someone play with my breasts in any satisfying way. It's a bit like not having a clitoris I think.

>>36371788
>someone play with my breasts in any satisfying way
You mean satisfying to who?

>>36371705
Most guys couldn't tell good fakes from real ones.

>>36371333
>trap
it's just an ugly woman

>>36371493
Okay, if you have to buy bras in the kid's section why even wear a bra? When I was fat my ex-girlfriend (C cups) had a B cup that fit me. I have pokey nipples and everything, and at no point did I ever feel like I needed the support. I get that female breasts are shaped and made differently, but if you have A cups you don't really need to waste money on a bra. I will say though, now that I've slimmed down a lot I have to either tape my nipples or wear an extra layer of shirts/vests when I play paintball. Even then that's only if I'm in some stupid "tacticool" scenario in some bumfuck state where we wear tactical vests. Day to day life doesn't involve situations where your nipples are going to be sanded.

>>36371834
umm, yes they can
Even the best fakes still look fake. Plastic surgery can not replicate soft realistic tissue. Men don't want to feel plastic with their hands, it'ts the biggest turn off. Not to mention that shape>size anyways unless you're trying to attract fetishists.

>>36370970
My breasts are like pic related. Yes it sucks. I feel the most undesirable person in the world desu.

In the moment i've got the money i'll get implants

>>36371963
If your face is cute and your ass doesn't look like you're anorexic, then your tits are the least of your problems.

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>>36370970
Women shouldn't be concerned about it. Men like all breast sizes.

The concern would be if she had wonky tits. Like one breast was a cup-size, or more, larger than the other. Or if they had massive, hairy nipples. Or if they had horrible, flat, low-hanging pancake titties.

>>36371963
>I feel the most undesirable person in the world

Just because your breasts are small? Why?

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>>36372003
>and your ass

My body is horrid. I still don't know how my boyfriend can get erections with me.

>>36372058
How can you feel undesirable if you have a boyfriend, a permanent, 24/7 reminder of the fact that you're desirable?

You are an insufferable cunt

>>36372033
I'm latina. Breasts and asses are a huge issue here. Skinny-flat women are not desirable at all.

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>>36372058
>boyfriend
Oh for fucks sake.

Clearly you're not undesirable. If you still think that then you must hate your bf and only be with him because you've settled. He doesn't deserve to be stuck to someone like that.

>>36372077
When he touches my titties i feel stupid and ugly. He is probably frustrated because of it

>>36372058
get off my board, fucking bitch

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>>36372058
>A bloo bloo woe is me, somene likes me
kys, I bet you'll cuck your bf with anyone that "manages" to get an erection.

>>36371828
I meant to myself. I can't press them against someone while hugging and it's not possible to grab them, or use them as pillows. Maybe there are guys who enjoy small tits but I can't enjoy mine unless there is something to work with. This must be what circumcised guys feel like.

>>36372111
>>36372134
>>36372140
>>36372077

What if he is actually with me because he is very asocial, shy and robot and he is afraid of being alone. That's my theory. Also, i can be funny sometimes. Sex isn't everything i guess

>>36372033
Because women are retarded and don't understand what makes them attractive to men. And instead of actually analyzing it, they just make impulsive decisions based on their feelings. You can't save them, they won't listen.
Let em ruin their bodies. Who gives a shit...

>>36372129
I hope one day he gets home pissed and he kills you like the fucking whore that you are.

>>36372018
cos all that is common

>>36372189
Yes I'm sure he's actually pretending to get an erection with you. Maybe he actually only gets erect to people he finds repulsive

Fucking shoot yourself in the mouth

>>36372185
>he is very asocial, shy and robot
>robot
HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND, REMEMBER? ITS YOU.

>>36370970
having big boobs is really uncomfy. i just want to be able to run again.

>>36372129
>>When he touches my titties i feel stupid and ugly

I don't understand this at all. Does he act like he's disgusted or disappointed?

>>36372189
>Because women are retarded and don't understand what makes them attractive to men.

Shut up with this. Literally every single successful pornstar is bbusty. You die to see a big pair.

>>36372214
I guess this was directed at>>36372058
And I agree. She's fucking delusional.
Again, women could live such amazing lives if they just had working brains.

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>>36372185
Fuck, you remind me why I hate women. Now you're voicing your concerns here, tomorrow you'll turn his life into hell because you'll project your worries. The next day you'll be saying how much of a cunt he is because he dumped you over your insecurities.
Fuck your theories, fuck you, and fuck him. He's is not VERY ASOCIAL, SHY or ROBOT, because people like that don't get gfs.

>>36372185
So, as far as you are concerned, you've both settled for each other and are going to live in disgust of each other instead of being alone?

Poor guy. I hope he escapes.

>>36372270
demonstrably false you fucking retard

>>36372215
Ex-robot, i meant. He prbably has asperger

>>36372204
I've only ever seen one naked pair of breasts, up close, in my entire life. They were nice and even. Nipples were very nice. The whole pair were just fantastic.

How common are wonky titties, really?

>>36372269
>Does he act like he's disgusted or disappointed?

No, but still. I feel like he would rather be with a big titted version of me. My breasts aren't satisfying.

>tfw brown nipples

I want to die

>>36372337
90% of girls have uneven boobs. With some it's just more visible.

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>>36372382
But, anon, there are all these pictures and none are wonky.

>>36372279
>Now you're voicing your concerns here, tomorrow you'll turn his life into hell because you'll project your worries. The next day you'll be saying how much of a cunt he is because he dumped you over your insecurities.

I'm the person whom you are replying and yes. This is true. I can't help but feel bad about it and make him know so.

I'm thinking all the time what he must be probably thinking about my breasts.

>>36372436
If you have ugly uneven boobs, why post pics?
Dumbass.

>>36372129
This suggests that you wouldn't be turned on when you're having sex. If you were worked up, you wouldn't be thinking about your breast size or feeling ugly. Horniness would override that.

>>36372458
Good point. But, since I will never see another pair of breasts ever again in my entire life, there's just no proof that 90% are wonky.

>>36372476
>If you were worked up, you wouldn't be thinking about your breast size or feeling ugly. Horniness would override that.
Is this actually true?

>>36372365
They are not that bad if not very big.

>>36372495
I'm a girl and i can confirm... Most of my friends (If not all) complain about their uneven boobs alot. Mine are uneven too, but not bad enough to be bothersome.

>>36372497
It does make me think you are thinking so much about yourself to even consider his feelings.

>>36372436
These are some fantastic tits.

>>36372437
Then stop that shit, literally every woman I know, my mother included has this "assume he's guilty" mentality that drives me up the fucking wall.
He doesn't care. If anything, you can be sure he's into you if you're not a model. Take care of yourself so you're not a fat fuck, wear kinky clothes like stockings and be a lovable person, and most guys will be too busy plowing your asshole to care about your small american TTS

>>36372476
I have to reconcile both things. I try sometimes unsucessfully to not think about it.

I probably have Body Dysmorphic Disorder.

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>>36372520
I'm going to show some total ignorance here but what about all those bras in shops? They're always the same size cup on both sides.
Do most women get bras made to fit their wonky boobs? Or do they just try to stuff the big one into a little cup?

>>36370970
My GF is insanely insecure about her tits. She has these tiny pedo type tits that I really like but she regularly is pissed off about.

A few reasons. The first is buying clothes is a pain, a lot of clothes need tits to hold them up. The second she thinks any chick with tits is an immediate threat with them trying to steal me. Third she doesnt feel she can be seductive without tits to throw around in my face.

She has thought about implants a few times and is still kicking the idea around. I can go either way, I like her being a short fit loli but if she got some tits her slut level would probably kick up a few levels for. Win win either way.

However, the insecurity with women with big tits talking to me instantly puts her into angry wolverine mode and very aggressive. Its kind of hot seeing her so crazy possessive and mean to the other woman thinking she wants to steal me.

>>36372353
You deserve your fucking fate.
Chances are he loves your breasts but you're so far up your own ass that you just can't comprehend this. Sure, go ahead and ruin your body with plastic surgery how every other insecure retard girl did.

>>36372586
One cup is usually just a little big yeah. Try looking when a girl is wearing a shirt and bends over a little, one cup will probably smoosh up and will become visible while the other won't. It's a thing.

Women are more self conscious about shape than size, I'd say. Coming from a big chested girl.

>>36372497
When I'm horny I turn into an animal, I would gladly creampie a human female, and I swear daily to myself to never procreate.

>>36372586
you have to buy it to fit the big one and just have a gape on the other side

>>36372590
>her slut level would probably kick up a few levels for. Win win either way.
That's really not a win for you, anon. Not at all. She would start getting more attention from men than she's used to getting. She'd be significantly more likely to cheat or leave you.

Why can't she just be seductive with her hips/ass instead? Or with words, that's a way. That's a really, really good way.

>>36372567
You can not save women from their own retardation, anon. Save yourself the headache and just let them make their stupid poorly thought out decisions.

>>36372602
>ruin your body
"Muh plastic tits are ugly."
Yes, sure, that's why the plastic-brested bitches get more men than everyone else.


>>36372625
Neh. You say so because you are big chested. You are blessed so shut up.

>>36372625
>Coming from a big chested girl.
Why would you spread lies on the internet?

>>36372586
stuff the big one into the little cup. most of the time it works out and looks decent/comfortable. if you're not a girl, you can only notice if you really analyzed them.

>>36370970
I had a roastie tell me she "wished her boobs were bigger" once but I think she was just fishing for compliments.

>>36371238
Keked

this is an original and authentic statement

>>36372649
>Why can't she just be seductive with her hips/ass instead?
What if she doesn't have ass or hips either

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>>36372621
>>36372629
Sounds like a perceptive man would always know which breast was more likely to nipslip.

I'm not sure if these are wonky or if it's just that she's got her left arm raised higher.

>>36372660
>that's why the plastic-brested bitches get more men than everyone else.
they don't, you're delusional
how about you actually ask your bf how he feels?
but go ahead and make stupid decisions. I'm telling you that its a bad idea but you're a woman so...

>>36372590
>Third she doesnt feel she can be seductive without tits to throw around in my face.
How do you act seductive without breast?

>>36372702
Def Wonky.

>>36372649
Nah, it would be a win for me. She is too conservative and traditional to turn into a cheating bitch. Plus, if she did it isn't like I don't already have the capability to replace her easily. I am a pretty well setup life and a few trying to push their way into it. If she can't control herself I will just replace her.

Plus to be honest girls who are insecure are much more likely to cheat than ones who aren't. At least in my experience with them. The insecure ones jump any single dick that gives them any attention while secure ones at least have standards to a point. :)

>>36372660
I'm a 30E cup. They're very heavy and droopy with huge areolas. Every outfit looks shit on me. I'd give anything to have cute smallish perky boobs.

>>36372659
I'm more worried about the guy. I hope he will punch some sense into her during a balls deep animal fuck and also leave bitemarks all over her breasts as a token of his fondness of them.

>>36372709
You wiggle around that hot loli body with that slender body but big hips. It is pretty easy.

>>36372701
If you're a flat chested, flat assed girl with a refrigerator body then I truly pity you. You'd be equivalent to a manlet, like me.

But, like I said, use words instead. Words, roleplay, etc.

I want a girl with small boobs to compliment my small dick

>>36372744
Holy fucking pics

>>36372660
They get guys because they're slutty and will fo anything for validation, hence the tit jobs.

>>36372744
Amen to this. I'm an 30F cup and i want to die every time i need to do any kind of movement. Or when i want to buy cute clothes.

>>36372705
He would say he loves me no matter what or some BS like that to try to make me feel better. Men can't understand what's like to be ugly while being a woman, because in their world beauty is not that important

>>36372709
This, please respond

>>36372720
Really? That wouldn't bother anyone.

>>36372757
>You'd be equivalent to a manlet,

Finally someone understands this.

>>36372733
Normies out. Really, anon. Just go.

>>36372804
Hence the word chestlet.

>>36372768
>>36372744

Most guys don't care. You'll never know how bad it feels to have them small.

>>36372768
They make cute clothes aplenty that work over 30F tits. Those built-in bra shirts and anything with an empire waist can just go straight to the trash though

>>36372830
Oh, they do.

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Being flat does not interfere with a girl's ability to find a bf.

ive always had smaller than average breasts. it bothered me most of my life, i assumed guys hated them, etc. but then i found out most guys dont give a fuck as long as youve got em so now i dont care. not having to wear a bra is great, i can sleep on my stomach, iunno
whatever

>>36372058
Just fucking kill yourself you dumb cunt.

>>36372804
Then let's get together bb.

Women can hide a lot with a good outfit though, right? There's all types of clothes for forcing shape. I don't mean like corsets.

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>>36372867
Of course a nice ass doesn't hurt.

>>36372768
I want to die every time you don't post piiiiics

>>36372365
Most people have brown nipples, there's nothing wrong with it.

>>36373214
Statistically speaking, sure. Most people aren't white. There are only like 500 million white people, maybe even less.

>>36373214
I don't care what most people have, I care about what I have. I have pale skin and disgusting brown nipples instead of pink nipples that would suit me

Tits don't matter. Women are women and men will always want them.

Try having a small penis. It's not even comparable to small tits or an ugly pussy. Literally no girl will want to be with me. Not even a desperate fembot if I fell in love with her.

>>36372365
brown nipples are superior to everything except very pink ones

>>36373337
fuck off, degenerate

oroginal

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>>36373287
Are you white? If not brown nips are to be expected.

>>36373388
No I'm not white

Of course it's expected for my race to have brown nips. It's totally normal. It's also fucking disgusting and inferior in every way, just like my race

>>36373330
I'd be with you.

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You ARE able to do this, aren't you fembots?

>>36373410
>just like my race
I'm glad we all agree on that.

>>36373411
You probably wouldn't. It's small, thin, would give no pleasure to you and I cum really fast too. I'm a genetic failure all things considered

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>>36373287
Brown nipples on white skin are really quite offputting.

Nipples should only be a few shades darker than the normal skin colour.

>>36373388
I wanna drink from those milk jugs. Not really drink actual milk but certainly suck on them nips.

>>36373476
And i have vaginismus. I am worse than you.

Of course i don't care about it. We would do other things.

>>36373600
How common is that in women? Still you'd probably laugh at it when trying to hold it or give a blowjob.
I'm really tall, but skinny pencildick. Doesn't add up it's just weird.

>>36371866
What kind of tape is used to push down nipples? Is there a special kind because I would feel stupid using just like duct tape. I can't even wear lace bras with most of my t-shirts because I poke through.

>>36373600
>tfw no gf with unnaturally, painfully tight pussy that makes you feel huge

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>>36373528
>my preferences are the only correct choice, the post

home alone on a friday night pathetic

>>36373663
I don't know how common it is, but it is curable. I'm currently working on end it. it sucks.

In this moment at least i'd enjoy sex with a small penis. Don't feel bad. Some woman will love you with all her heart no matter what

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>>36373726
Just get some pasties, anon.

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Chestlets blown the FUCK out

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>>36373792
I'm right, lad. You know I'm right.

Nothing wrong with being home alone on a tuesday night, though.

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>>36373798
>In this moment at least i'd enjoy sex with a small penis. Don't feel bad. Some woman will love you with all her heart no matter what

>saying this to a KHHV robot on r9k
You'd cuck me for Chad Thundercock as soon as you got cured. But it's okay I understand.

>>36373865
She also said "some woman", so not her.

Such is life.

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Ooh, we complaining about our small dicks now?

This does not look good on a 6'3" frame

>>36373896
That doesnt look good on anything.

Nice girly fingers, faggot.

>>36373858
I fucking love those little bumps surrounding the nipple for some reason.

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>>36373896
>thick
>big glans
>5 inches?

Calling that small FML
Try this you idiot.

>>36373896
The jews got you good.

I hear tall men usually have short, fat dicks while short men have long, thin dicks.

>>36373895
>>36373865

i said i'd be with him before

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>>36372365
>tfw one dark and one light brown nipple

>>36373944
doing preddy good there

>people posting their dicks thinking it's small
fuck off you big dicked normies

>>36373955
Then you two swap some emails and go off into the sunset together. Do it. One of you drop contact info and the other pick it up. Use your throw away accounts.

>>36374004
I live in another country.

>>36373972
You got me really curious. But don't post nudes on the internet, as it'll taint you.

>>36373995
?? What do you see in this? It's not even 4 inches. It's thin like a prepubescent boy cock.

Flaccid it's like an inch?

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>>36374030
I didn't even say in what country I lived in..

>>36373896
Is that dry skin on your head or something else?

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>>36373804
Thank you, I've never thought about that

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>>36373918
YEAH WELL YOUR MOM SAID THE SAME THING

>>36374030
So? Swap contact with each other and have a nice chat. Nothing to lose, there.

small tits and a gr8 ass is god tier

>>36374038
looks smooth and pretty desu

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>>36374067
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE ASKED THAT ANON

>>36374083
This if anon wants.

>>36374124
wew atleast I got that going for me. I'm sure a girl would love that inside her, she'll scream with pleasure.

>>36370970
I got small tits and i rather like them because i can buy the shitty sports bras at walmart for like 5 bucks

>>36374083
>>36374187
Okay but I don't know what to talk about and our only common point is fucked up genitals right now.

Do you play vidya?

>>36374185
Good thing I didn't plan on sleeping ever again anyway

>>36374255
Currently, only Age of Empires online.

We can talk about our lives, economics, politics and history. I don't know much about anything else. It is benefical to me because i'd be practicing my english.

>>36370970
I like my small tits.

>>36374207
>how to spot male 101

>>36374391
Also movies and athletism

>>36370970
As a guy I envy women with small breasts.
I wish I could have no penis and small breasts.
Seems like it would be comfortable, never having to deal with your penis getting in the way or your breasts bouncing when you're running.

>>36374530
What exactly makes dealing with a penis hard? A penis is easy mode.

>>36374530
You want to be completely aerodynamic?

>>36374530
I feel you. Women breast and tight crotch looks much more aesthetically pleasing than male chest and bulge between legs.

>>36371309
I like your style, good comment, you cyborg!

>>36374447
What is male about that? Men don't wear bras so why would they be thinking about bra practicality in their fantasy of being a small titted female?

>>36371866
>A fat semi-tranny loser who likes to wear bras got a girlfriend and I don't.
I don't even know what to say anymore.

>>36374805
Have you tried asking at least 100 girls to be your gf?

>>36371666
Wasted trips....666

>>36374391
>>36374482
Alright let's talk for a bit
Mail me or skype at [email protected]

>>36374842
desu I consider asking out girls to be sexual harassment. It gives them unwanted sexual attention

Shape, perkiness and size of the nipple are what im selfconscious about. Most white girls just naturally have nice normal looking bcups. My boobs are small but still saggy. Im not even fat and never have been. I want surgery to lift them up and i can be stacy. Saggy boobs is all it takes for me to hate my body. It would make sense if they were big, but nope.

>>36374881
>I consider asking out girls to be sexual harassment


You're not going to get a gf if you have no balls anon.

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>>36372058
I hope you and your boyfriend catch cancer you normie bitch.

>oh look at me, I can really sympathise with people who have never been touched by the opposite sex in their entire lives because I get self conscious sometimes.

I hate women and I hate you

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

>>36375002
Anyone who has the balls to ask a gf for a relation or anything sexual isn't a robot. Fact.

Explain why none of you have a gf then if you think this way.

>>36372163
>This must be what circumcised guys feel like
No, this would be if your parents decided to cut of your nipples as an infant and leave two big holes because they think it looks better and you are 2% less likely to develop breast cancer. Oh and they also wouldn't use anesthesia because a baby that is only a couple of days old couldn't remember it anyway. Yes America!

>>36372225
Big boobs are love, Anon.

Bumbing this thread because I like where the discussion is going!

>>36370970
I got big ol disgusting pepperoni nipples and I used to hate them but guys don't really give a shit so neither do I.

Would definitely prefer small titties for practical not aesthetic reasons.

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>big tits vs. little tits
Not like I have options either way, really.

>>36375187
You got em, Anon. Big is preferred

>>36375021
See:
>>36374185
>>36373896
Remember, girls prefer cut penises because they think that uncut looks weird!

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>tfw you convince two anons to become friends
It's a good, slighty bittersweet, feel.

Hope they get on.

>>36375303
>Tfw no real girls here, only LARPers

:(

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>gf has huge titties
>I have a huge dick

I am on the threshold of nirvana rn.

>>36375384
Nice false flag Stacy, but we all know you're a roastie slut.

>>36375414
What? You don't know my gender, Anon.

>>36371418
It's simple.
The men who worship them arent attractive enough for the woman, and since women see 80% of men as ugly, they feel bad because, to them, they can only attract "ugly" dudes.

Females are retarded.

>>36375384
What do you expect, really?

>>36372365
worrying about nipple color, that's a new low

>>36374185
WHAT IS THIS.
I bet it tastes like caviar ~

>>36375255
>, girls prefer cut penises because they think that uncut looks weird!
not in america

>>36376009
But I thought that's the reason parents state when they decide if they want to mutilate there sons genitals.

>>36376009
More like only in America.

>>36370970
>I know everyone is about their bodies but how do women feel about having small tits?

Most of the girls I've fucked that have mosquito bite titties try to keep their bra on during sex. I don't know why, I don't give a flying fuck how big they are desu.

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>>36376352
>Most of the girls I've fucked

>>36371022
If you'regoing to get a boob job why the fuck would you trade nice perky small ones for stiff, ugly small ones?

big tit meme needs to stop

best boob size is actually a or b sized

why do we torture women like this

fake boobs are super gross btw any guy can spot those balloons a mile away and they look terrible

here are Victoria Justice's Tits for reference, their gorgeous, beautiful, au naturale

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>>36376739

original comment ZYX

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All tits are glorious

>>36376788
brown nipples
ugh. i don't like it.

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Big tits are great. It's all i ever wanted for my birthday or Christmas. Never got them. To suck on.

Big tits are like dicks bigger than 6 inches, unnecessary but nice.

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quite frankly all chestlets should be rounded up and gassed

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Jumbo tits and pussies are nice

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>>36376739
I'm not saying I agree with you or disagree with you.

I can't even tell breast size by sight.

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Big tits and big dicks rule the world

>>36377661
Eugh, what a butterface.

>>36377740
How did you find out they did porn?

>>36377740
You can't say that and not provide links, or porn names.

My first gf had almost no tits because of a tumor on the hormonal centre of her brain. She got fake C cups sponsored by the Norwegian government. She never took off her bra when we made love, i always had to do it. She was extremely self conscious about it.

My current gf has some nice and perky B cups, she thinks they're too small because she has fat friends with DD's while she's /fit/ as fuck.

Lesson here is that women will do anything to have tits and will envy fat people for one body part even though the rest of the fat people's body is disgusting.

>>36377381
the ideal female bodi

>>36377828
That's a fat pig anon, have some standards and self-respect.

>>36372018
>The concern would be if she had wonky tits. Like one breast was a cup-size, or more, larger than the other. Or if they had massive, hairy nipples. Or if they had horrible, flat, low-hanging pancake titties.
>women shouldn't be concerned when most women have all of these problems
What world do you live in man

I've been with everything from a fat girl with G cups to a girl that was flat as a board. I don't give a shit.

It's all about the personality and facial features

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>>36377866
What if we like fatties more?

>>36377942
>Has slept with at least two women
>Pretends that he cares about intimate bonds with people
You're just a slut, male roastie.

>>36377866
>fat pig
>barely a gut

if the slightest semblance of a gut in such a perfect body means i have no self respect, then youre damn right.

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>>36377958
Encouraging fat people leads to them thinking they're attractive and sane individuals having to deal with obesity being acceptable in society.

It's also a massive drain on public funds to healthcare.

>>36377976
I've slept with 6 women, 3 of which i've loved.
Not every sexual encounter has to have a deeper meaning than just wanting to fuck

If you really want your jimmies rustled i'll let you in on the fact that I've taken 2 virginities

>>36377997
When that woman turns 30 (or gets pregnant) that "semblance of gut" will turn into just another whale

Pic related is the ideal body type. Strong, and healthy

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>>36370970
>tfw I will never have large motherly boobs
>tfw too ugly for a bf/husband
>tfw don't want to doom children to being ugly so won't have any
>can't without a man who loves me anyways
>flapjack boobs and 0 cleavage
>have to painfully endure plucking the hairs off my boobs even though I'm a HHKV
>always dream of being a soft feminine girl who's husbando hugs her at the bosom
>no matter how much I try my uglyness and flatness ruins my womanhood
It should be a CRIME to birth and ugly daughter. A CRIME punishable by DEATH. I should not have to live this way. Even if I get facial surgery, the prime of my life is already over. Breast implants will never feel real.
.i should have been thrown off a cliff as a newborn or had my head smashed. Why did they let me live.

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>>36378090
your pic doesnt get me going at all

huh, maybe not all men like the same types of women. cheers!

>>36374988
Why do people even have dark skinned children they should have bred out shit skins and made everybody white.

>>36378116
kinda hard to know how you'll end up when you're a baby

>>36378116
Women have much more to offer men than just being physically attractive. You're probably exxagerating anyways but i'm sure you will find someone to be happy with.

>>36378116
What was the reason you wanted only female friends again? I don't remember.

>>36378199
That's a given.
Obesity is very negative for society, however. Being strong and fit is positive.

Having a wife with heart problems at the ripe age of 30 is probably not preferable either.

>>36378116
You sound like a goddamn gay wannabe trap.

>>36377814
>She got fake C cups sponsored by the Norwegian government
Did they have a sticker, or tattoo, to that effect?

>>36378090
Gross, she looks so firm.

Also fuck off normie.

>>36370970
I've never considered implants but I hate having B's, combined with my height and childish appearance I feel like people will never look at me like an adult, I got handed a kiss menu last year, I was 18, shit still haunts me

>>36378116
>hairy flapjack titties
Life is harsh, isn't it.

Welcome to the world of manlets and microdick'd guys.

>>36378304
She got them because of her medical condition. I wholeheartedly disagree with the decision of the hospital to foot the $6000 bill, but Norway is a country where people can get almost whatever they want for free from the government.

>>36378116
What >>36378218 said, women can have wit, charm, energy, skills, personality to get past being less than attractive.

>>36378304
>>36378364
Oh and also, no sticker or tattoo on them lol

>>36378323
I like shorties and I like b cupped girls. It's nothing to worry about.

>>36378323
You'll be glad when you still look youthful in your 30s while the other girls look like used up hags.

>>36378323
Big fat implants won't make people respect you. Appropriate clothing and a stern attitude would do it better.

I could sure go for a tiny qt gf to bully while she's trying to be serious, though.

>>36378323
B's are nice.
Get fit and dress more maturely

>>36378323
How tall are you, child?

>>36378388
But come on, guys like big boobs and everyone knows it
>>36378409
Literally the only plus, my mom is 47 and looks like she might've just hit 35 and I look just like her
>>36378427
Can't even lie, I do try and act tough because if I don't people thing I'm frail or made of glass, thankfully I got in a few fights in school so people always remembered me for that
>>36378467
I try and exercise but I can't put on any muscle, I'm just stuck with baby fat, cheeks, legs, waist, butt
And as for dressing, I can't work up the will to put that much effort into my appearance
>>36378502
5'2 3/4"

>>36378624
Fun-size!

>>36378624
Losing weight is calories in/calories out
Don't be intentionally ignorant, read the /fit/ sticky and get started.

Gaining muscle takes work and dedication, something it seems you do not possess.

>>36378624
Not really. I like bs at the lowest and Cs at the highest. I want it to more or less fit in my palm, otherwise I can't play with it as I want.

>>36370970
Booblet here.
I would get implants if i could afford it but the NEETbux are not enough

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>>36378323
I know how you feel. I'm 21 and get asked if I still go to primary school. Once airport security almost went after my mother because she walked away from me and they thought she was leaving a minor behind.

>>36378218
>>36378376
That only works when you look like a woman, not a goblin.
I already have Aspergers too. I myself am a very kind person, I don't expect gratitude or anything in return. But it will almost always go unnoticed to the random attractive, let me add, TALLER woman who follows my lead and is accredited with my good actions. They don't even say goodbye to me. It turns into an inside conversation between them and I get ignored. Nobody wants to know me. But I'll be gone soon so it no longer matters. Years of being the invisible, the third wheel, the nobody. It gets to you. I truly understand how awful many robots must feel here. What an awful awful reality.

>>36377661
i'd like a lot more of this, buddy

>>36378764
Dude, it seems like you need to hang out with one person at a time if you feel like you're becoming the third wheel

>>36372744
>I'd give anything to have cute smallish perky boobs.
Then get a reduction?

Small tits are so cute and feminine. If you have small boobs please don't get implants; the only men who like big ones are beasts.

>>36378624
>that height
It'd be hard for you to get a shorter bf for you to dom but it might help.

>>36378661
I'm an adult, I can do adult things, I voted
>>36378677
First of all in technically underweight
While I am admittedly lazy, in terms of calories, I eat mostly fruits and drink mostly water, my mom says I eat like a gay rabbit
>>36378721
My moms a C, and like 3" taller than me, I don't know what happened
>>36378764
You ever get the "did you lose your group?" If you ever get the will to go outside?

>>36378764
Get together with a hopeless robot for some comforting intimacy. Boon for the both of you.

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>>36378870
I know you're an adult. It was supposed to be a compliment.

>>36378882
Note: This anon does not like guys, apparently. Only accepts female friends.

>>36378624
>everyone knows it
Why are girls incapable of understanding how men experience sexual attraction?

>>36378870
desu, you've not described anything unattractive about yourself for the moment, so I think you should get over it

or post pix so that I can give a better judgmentAnd also fap, in the case that you're qtthat would be my payment for the service I provided

>>36378996
I fucked up my spoiler tags. This is more difficult than I remembered

>>36379021
select text then Ctrl+s

easy! and it rhymes too

>>36378931
That's a pity. But I suppose it makes sense. A guy is just going to ask for pics and then nudes, anyway.

>>36379042
No, that's not the problem. I don't remember how to format the spoilers to do the thing where part of the text is revealed progressively as you move the mouse over it.

It may be something like this?

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>>36378882
>>36378931
>>36378236
I never gave a reason, now I shall. I have an extreme difficulty connecting with others. This is raised when speaking to males due to the difference between males and females. Plus when a man finally finds his gf/waifu/dom you honestly think he's going to care about empty conversations with another girl who can't even understand his biological troubles.

It doesn't work. You can't make a strong bond with the opposite sex and not love them. Anywho, I don't do well with multiple friendships. I only need and want one, but finding someone who understands me and I them is quite the challenge.

>>36378116
>Even if I get facial surgery, the prime of my life is already over. Breast implants will never feel real.
Sounds a hell of a lot better than your current misery. Also sounds to me like you're just looking for reason to be mad at the world and give up on life. Lastly, there IS more to life than being attractive to the opposite sex, once you stop fixating on that.

>>36378870
Eat real real god damn food. Oats, meat etc. you can't eat mostly fruit and expect muscle gains

>>36370970
Stop kidding yourself into thinking women care what you think about their breast size.

They're only capable of feeling insecure about whether or not they can secure Chad's genetics for their baby, because they know he bangs dozens of women a year.

>>36379237
"Securing his genetics" is the easy part. It's trapping him in marriage so he sticks around and raises it that's the trick.

>>36370970

they should be, that looks fucking disgusting

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>>36379205
I want to appear as the woman I was supposed to be for myself. I honestly care little about a significant other. I wouldn't be able to accept that someone can love my new appearance but not my old one. A relationship is merely a bonus.

What I want is to not have to see a hideous fiend when I look into a mirror. I want to look near perfect when I put my outfits together, and not as twisted as I am now. I want to love myself. Yet I also want a friend.

>>36379302
Self perception is screwy, you probably don't look the way you think you do.

>>36379302
We don't even know what you look like. Do you honestly think you look like a ghoul?

>>36379266
Women are perfectly happy to marry betas instead of Chads.

It's scientific research that a women gets horny as fuck for asshole Chads when she ovulates. When she finishes her cycle, she immediately goes back in to mothering mode.

She gets the baby, then goes to her beta provider so they can raise Chad's spawn together.

For fucks sake I tried to copy my reply and pasted over it, I hate phone posting, I'll just sum up since I'm busy
>>36378855
Don't want to be a dom, I get off to humiliation/degradation/submission in porn, I'm a virgin though
>>36378902
Sorry
>>36378938
No girl parades around their small boobs, no movie has ever zoomed in on b cups
>>36378996
(This was the long reply, but I'll keep it brief now)
I'm not ugly I guess, I get approached occasionally but until recently I haven't wanted a bf and I've got the social skills of a sea cucumber and have no desire to make friends or talk to people
Flaws
>Boyish face (building and muscle would make me look like a 14 year old boy)
>Very slight pig nose (if a pig nose is what I think it is)
also, I have a bf, please don't reee at me he's my first bf and I got my first kiss 2 months ago, I'm with him now and this relationship has been a trail of my spaghetti so far

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>>36379176
It's not like anyone on the internet would be able to judge your looks if you stay anon or keep your pictures out of conversations, sounds like an excuse to harvest more (you's) to me.

women with small tits try to over compensate for their size by getting in to bdsm or scat and piss fetishes

>>36379387
Roastie get out get out REEEEEEEEEEEEt's ok, though

>>36379387
Unless he's from here then I fucking well will ree.

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>>36379337
To be more accurate, anywhere between goblin and gargoyle.

>>36378819
I've no friends. You think third wheel was a lasting status effect?

>>36379447
>women with small tits try to over compensate for their size by getting in to bdsm

IF ONLY THIS WAS TRUE. OH THE MEMORIES OF A FUTURE THAT NEVER CAME TO BE WILL FOREVER HAUNT ME

>>36379422
I did not actually expect to get any responses.

>>36379488
post pics. If you don't have friends, you have literally nothing to risk.

I mean what's the worst that can happen, be like that guy that looked exactly like armstrong from revengeance.

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>>36379387
>I get approached occasionally

THE FEMBOT'S PLIGHT

>>36379176
I reckon I'd like a weird female friend. It's the differences that can make for interesting discussion.

I could probably get some male robots contacts and brochat but, for whatever reason, I just don't care. Maybe it's because the board already has that side of things covered. Can chat with any number of lads whenever about anything, already. Female perspectives are 90% guys pretending.

>>36379517
Anon, I don't exactly think that's a good idea..

I'm not her btw

>>36379657
Why not?

I mean you are a recluse, no one you know can actually laugh at you. You can't jeopardise your job because you don't have one. It's actually the perfect crime.

>>36379719
We get those posts of guys getting their pictures posted on here all the time from other people trying to meme, though. I wouldn't want that to happen again.

I once dated a girl with tiny tits, p much flat, and it was nice except when people thought I was dating a chain-smoking German 12 year old, but whatever, fukem. Mega tits are cool too. I love women of all shapes and sizes desu

>>36379753
Not really to be honest. Things that are posted get forgotten incredibly quickly most of the time.

>>36379801
> people thought I was dating a chain-smoking German 12 year old
And how jealous were they?

>>36370970
They're probably self conscious because tits are the main mark of a woman, aside from long hair, tits are how to identify a female. So small or non tits are consider less womanly and thus not attractive. Funny because I disagree and agree. They are women just as much as a chick having fat cow tits but at the same time I'm hardwired to respond more sexually and flirty to a chick with a larger rack. plus they're a great way to shut a bitch up. killshot her fragile self esteem.

>>36372225
I mean....I like em, alot. so its ok.

>>36379818
She was an incredible bitch so not at all. Had a nasty temper and a bad blow habit. I think she's married to some pooinloo now.

>>36371363
that is zoe voss

>>36379637
I've never been approached except by a spergy lesbian one time.

>>36379989
I'm a guy and the only person who has ever approached me was a gay man.

>>36371333
You don't deserve these trips.

>>36374185
Get me some tweezers, I'm going to be here a while.

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>>36380220
I'm fucking diamonds goddamn.

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>>36379481
There's a chance he'd browse here
>>36379637
Oh yea, that totally makes up for the social ineptness, the constant insults from my mother, the fact that any social interaction is fucking torture for me and has me constantly panicking and worrying and feeling like crying, but forced myself to deal with it so my parents wouldn't worry about me, the the fact that I've desired a romantic relationship with my father for the last 6 years and put my life in pause for that, wasting my teenage years, and the fact the I can't even masturbate without hating myself afterwards
Thank God I was born a female with average looks (the same looks that have always caused people to treat me like a child and always will) because if I was a guy I'd be posting in the same no GF threads as you

>>36380323
DADDY ISSUES
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Yikes.

>>36380323
Your sarcasm is completely misplaced. It doesn't make up for all of it but it's definitely a lot more than anyone else gets.
You take it completely for granted. And that's an insult.

>>36380323
What the fuck is /rgg/?

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>>36380247
I don't usually like flatties, but Emily is just so nice

>>36380483
Not that anon but it looks like /r6g/ so I would assume it's Rainbow Six General, as in a /vg/ thread that the artist probably did that pic as tribute to.

>>36380483
R6G, Rainbow Six general
>>36380423
I guess from your perspective, for me this is the only place I've ever felt mildly comfortable talking to other people, I only started actually posting about myself very recently and try to keep it to a minimum (if I see anything I can particularly relate to/answer like this thread), I shitpost other stuff 99% of the day

>>36380576
>>36380627
Oh, I see, that makes sense. Thanks for the info.

>>36380323
Wait. Are you a trip from the imouto threads? Where do I know you from?

I have d titties and they're more of an inconvenience than anything, but I'm not insecure about them. I would like a smaller chest but this is what I have. I don't really understand the stigma with penis size because I would still cherish a penis if it minute as long as it belonged to a man I loved. I'm pretty small myself otherwise so I'm not sure I could fit too many inches.

>>36380744
Vagina depth changes based on level of arousal.

>>36380744
You can cherish my penis all night long bb.

>>36380744
that's pretty gay, broseph

>>36373420
>bragging about being a fat woman
its like bragging about being a short man. congrats?

>>36380744
But what I don't want you to have a smaller chest? :(

>>36379302
>What I want is to not have to see a hideous fiend when I look into a mirror. I want to look near perfect when I put my outfits together, and not as twisted as I am now. I want to love myself.
Okay, so you're shallow: you're obsessed with appearances.

>I wouldn't be able to accept that someone can love my new appearance but not my old one
Oh, and you're also a hypocrite, because you yourself don't love your current appearance.

There are people who are ugly and still love themselves, you must realize. Perhaps you should strive to be one of them.

I prefer flat chests but I'm sort of a pedo

>>36381123
what the fuck does that mean old man

>>36380532
I'd plow her every day, every way.

How did she even die in TWD? I can't remember.

>>36380744
do you have kik or skype so i can see your inconvenient titties femanon?