What are some crimes you have committed? Were you caught? No,

>>36367761
In 1995, I fucked OP's mom, and never called back. Not really a crime, but it felt like it.

>>36367986
That's pretty hot, gonna jerk off to it later

I got caught stealing form a grocery store once, i honestly just forgot to pay. It was a whole shopping carts worth too.

Weed really fucks your memory

Grand theft

Faked eBay seller, got over $145k, and left. This was in the early days of eBay

>>36367196
>Hit and Run
>Failure to report a death

Not caught for either

>>36367761
When I was 4, I hid a packet of goldfish under my blankie so it couldn't get scanned
I'm an absolute madman

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I stole a bike once when I was drunk and to lazy to walk home.

I hid it in a ditch near where us used to live.

>>36367761
>No, I'm not the FBI.
This is suspicious...
Got caught for stealing. I used to steal in the same store for 3 years, it took them 3 fucking years to notice.

I stole a chocolate bar on free candy day.

Even if you are FBI you can blow me, I'm out of your jurisdiction.

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>>36367761
I like to have sex in my date's car in this dog park late at night. Despite being 23 boys are never allowed in my room so we have to do it somewhere? Be's a firefighter so he can get us out of trouble but I wonder what would happen if we got caught.

We did it 8 times and 3 times a cop almost caught us, they were too late and were pulling into the parking lot as we were driving off.

>>36367761
I used vastly overexpanded law enforcement agencies to select against high-test phenotypes so as to breed a subservient, effeminate population. My country has the highest incarceration rate on Earth, but it's totally worth it.

>>36367761
Damn...
Worddd to everything fbi getting slick

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>>36367761
>No, i'm not the FBI

Nice try, CIA...

>>36367761
I shot a man in Reno once just to watch him die.

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>>36367761
i was walking home drunk and got arrested for public intoxication
my friends were also drunk and drove home
thanks officer

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I've stolen a bunch of stuff from guys I meet online.

I stole my current doggo from a guy I met on Okcupid.

>be at Otto's birthday
>he gets a bag of marbles as a present
>boy them marbles sure are shiny
>put one in pocket
>wait for police to come arrest me for the next two weeks

When i was 12 i started burning shit just because, the first time they caught me they showed me pictures of burned babies, the seconds time they threatened me with intervention, the third time they threatened with jailtime