"This is Beta Command calling all units- report your

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I still have no gf over

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>>36367712
*TSH* This is Wojak-T17 from the Wojak Militia. We're preparing for an all out attack on a local normie base, we could use some more reinforcements though, we underestimated their numbers. Send help, I repeat, send help! Over and out *PSH*

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Beta - 3, standing by

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Copy, Beta Command.
Beta Command, this is Auxillary Shitpost niner-niner.
We're in the weeds, board is overrun with roasties and fags. Request all of your redpills and REEing, as available.
We're also almost out of (you)s. Please acknowledge. Over.

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Copy Beta Command,
This is Beta Delta reporting in from sector Charlie Five.
We've succesfully launched an artillery strike against the normies, we're seeing heavy casualties on the normie side.
We're planning to take Charlie Six tomorrow, but we still have no gfs, over.

I have successfully infiltrated the wagies under the cover of a short term assignment. Collecting data as we speak, prioritizing the targets designated "Stacies". P.S. Its dreadful here, confirm timewindow for extraction.

bump

originallyllllll

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>>36368709
Copy, Beta Command.
This is tactical shitposting battalion leader Echo Nine.
We have captured sector Halo Twelve.
Normie forces either moved or destroyed any gf resources to keep them from falling into our hands.
On standby and awaiting further instruction, over.

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>>36368831
Lima Charlie, Echo Nine.
This is Beta Outpost X-ray Yankee.
We have possible critical intel from Beta Delta from the south-east, nogfs within one five clicks of Charlie Five.
Potential normie MSR discovered, need reinforcement for convoy to Charlie Six at zero six hundred. Say again, need support at Charlie Six at zero six hundred.
X-Ray Yankee Over.

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>>36367712
>7 weeks in the jungle
>l can hear the normies partying in the jungles at night
>the loud music and screams of happy Stacies haunt my every waking moment
>they're coming for us now, l can feel it, that soul filled gaze
>they're in the trees, all around
>l no longer fear the void
>tfw no gf

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femanon here.ready to kill some chad

>>36369073
Women are counterrevolutionary.

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>>36367712
Command this is omega
We were immediately overrun by the normies, we didn't stand a chance!
I'm the last one left, the rest tried to run but were mowed down in the open
No one lives forever

fembot here that will be taking the position of "nurse" lol

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>>36369219
this is chad.i got the last pussy frog poster i squashed under my abs.you are next commander

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Beta Squad 3 Leader reporting in. No sign of suspicious normie activity yet. Be on guard!

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>>36369024
Copy that, fuckingretardedautistpepe my squads gone but I'm on my way

>>36369036
Speak up, son that monotone, distant voice of yours is hard to hear on this shitty radio where's your position? All I heard was ">no gf" you alright, son?

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All units, all units. This is Beta Mobile Six Niner.
Be advised that the green zone is compromised.
Frog teams two two through three niner have fallen.
Femanons and chads have breached the thread.
Tick, stand by for rumint outside the wire. All beta outposts prepare to mobilize, acknowledge.
Over.

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>>36369264
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (Originally)

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>>36369371
On guard? How can you be on guard when we need you at the highschool? Our shooting plan is failing and we're pinned behind some tables in the cafeteria GET OVER HERE NOW

Acknowledged, but we've got our hands full

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*PSK* hi all mi larg pizza peperoni food com fast pls ma and choclt pudi. were is all mi friends?? *PSK*

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Support command reporting in!

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THEY CALLED ME A FAGGOT FOR LIKING DICKGIRLS
THIS ISN'T FUCKING OVERRRR

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>>36369591
Exactly, autistpepe call in the air strike those normies won't know what hit 'em

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>>36369693

i don kno that i want piza ma com pik me up i dont liek sumer cam ma com pik me i don like i play car game now

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>>36369729
tel mi were is tendie

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>>36369778
I DUNO OMAN PLISE NO HURTIES OMAN I WAN PIZA

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>>36369729
H-hey, this is betabitch niner I was dispatched by lt.Pepe to pick you up and bring you to help with the highschool sho- wait, where's your gun? Where's your gear? Oh, ltn. Pepes not going to be happy about this oh what the hell, get in.

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Has anyone seen my gun?
Can't find my gun. Over.

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>>36369853
Is here dadi

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>>36369915
>>36369916
Starting to put 2 and 2 together here...

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AHHHHHHGHHGHGHHH
THE CHADS MOUNTED US FROM BEHIND
REPORT REPORT
IT'S A BLOOD BATH
APUS ARE SPLATTERED EVERYWHERE
WHY HAS GOD FORSAKEN US

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>>36369435
>you alright, son?
y-yes sir! engaging hostile normie patrol south of Stacy Falls, requesting immediate meme bombardment on the treeline at position - Foxtrot Echo Echo Lima Six

Over

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IT'S FROG-1, FIVE CHADS AT 2 O'CLOCK, RREEEEEEEE

No changes on my love front.

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>tfw le wrong war

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Uhh, mister President... We been running the numbers, and, ah-- I don't think we're gonna beat 'em to the Bomb, sir.

>>36367712
Beta command this is roger-two-niner-echo-charlie-lima-foxtrot-alpha-eight-zero-eight-niner-two-four-whiskey-two-foxtrot-six-*wheeze*-nemo-nemo-eight-sierra-omega-sigma-phi-two-four-ampere-six-one, MEDEVAC required, two betas down cuz of dickstomping by femdoms 2 clicks south-east-north of my position, over.

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7th special meme assault company here. We are storming the normie beaches and coastal defences. We need immediate piss jug and tendie support, we lost half of our SdKfz 167 ''Pepe'', over

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Foreign legion emergency broadcast to all units. South America has been overrun.
We request inmediate evac.
I repeat, We request inmediate evac.
Someone, anyone out there...please.
Spic 8th division, over.