Wish I had a bf :( Literally don't even care if you're

piss of roastie

zara impasse

>>36366837
Well you're about to have a whole thread to choose from. Nice bait OP.

>>36366852
>zara impasse
???

Skinny white neet here

Please be my gay bf desu ne

Be warned I am extremely retarded and mentally ill

>>36366837
Skinny white boy checking in.
Not a neet
I'm a wage slave but at least I have my own apartment

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>>36366837
I'll be your cute bf, OP~
drop your email and we can exchange contact info

hello! free bf here

>>36366837
I fucking hate you for making this thread
pls be my gf pls I am desperate and haven't talked to another human in so long

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>>36366837
Sure I'm white and skinny. I play vidya a lot.

Are you either a girl, girl(male), femboy or twink? Contact please

>>36366837
do you have a penis or a vagina and are you fat?

>>36366922
I'm a girl!
>>36366984
[email protected]
>>36367046
Vagina, not fat ...but a lil thicc on the thighs

>>36367003

Cutting in because op can't possibly date everyone.
Why haven't you spoken to anyone in such a long time?

>>36367525
I went through a downward spiral as stress of moving to highschool hit me, dropped out and cut off all contact with friends because I hated them asking me questions about it. Haven't exactly remade contact with society.

>>36366837
Where are you from? Seems quite important if you want something irl

>>36367617
I did the same thing my sophmore year.

Look how much in common we have. Be my bf pls

>>36367736
Sure gib email or something, fair warning I had a gf making me not tru robot, still a KV but my hands are sullied

Are you european

Originale

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Yeah, because this is defintely going to play out so nicely

Don't get attached, betas

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>>36367433
>a lil thick on the thighs
>not fat

>>36366837
What country/state are you in OP?

>>36367773
I've seen a guy's peepee before but I'm also still a virgin.

...mind giving me your email first?

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Sure babe I'm a neet

If any UK fembots want a loyal loving bf, hit me up

My standards are incredibly low

>>36367894
Jeff seid seems like such a cool dude tho

>>36366837
Are you originally ugly, OP?

>>36367864
[email protected]
Captcha is an assfaggot

>>36366837
I'm a horrible kisser.

>>36367433
>>36367864
Who is real?

Also OP do you play vidya? This is important.

>>36367938
I'm in the uk
(Op)

>>36367778
There are no fembots in Europe. This is a fact.

>tfw no European mentally ill hyperslutty fembot sextoy

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>>36368167
Neither, dipshit. They're fags.
No women want twiggy, pasty autists. You losers fall for the lowest quality bait.

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>>36367773
CHAD ALERT WOOP WOOP

HAD a gf? Did you pump and dump her like you're planning to do with this girl?

CHAD ALERT ONCE AGAIN

>>36368319
What part of "still a KV" didn't understand pence poster?

>>36367894

Jeff pls go

Orig

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Someone please be my friend. I can't take this crippling loneliness anymore ;A;
[email protected]

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>>36368319
>but my hands are sullied
You had a gf, you are likeable, attractive and manipulative enough to get a girl to be your gf. Leave now and fuck off into normieville.

>>36368357
>>36368395
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was too low in content (0.00% content).p

>>36368377
You should probably tell people some more about yourself so they know if they're compatible with you.

>>36368377
>same person that emailed me
reee roastie out out out
>>36368395
Try I had long hair and was easily bullied into being a fat girls twinkish boyfriend to show off

>>36368448
>tfw not even good looking enough to be a fat girls trophy boyfriend

Chad out.

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>>36368211
>There are no fembots in Europe. This is a fact.
Some day...

>>36368488
Anon it was literally only because puberty hadn't hit me yet, puberty made me into a mongoloid that not even fatties would parade around

she dates a chad now

>>36368448
I'm not a roastie ;A;
Just a very lonely boy

>>36368524
>tfw couldn't even get a pre-puberty gf because I was such a loner autist even back then

What are failed normies doing on this board? FUCK OFF

>>36366837
Yeah, that'd be great, but I don't date men.

Also I'm not exactly skinny, but am starting to lose weight

>>36368566
Anon the only claim to normiedom I have is being the one retarded autist that got picked out of the group to be paraded around. Actual luck. If I could go back and give you my luck I would, women are monsters that will destroy you emotionally to fuel their own egos.

>>36367938
Nice pitch

>>36368609
>women are monsters that will destroy you emotionally to fuel their own egos
Hm and yet you still wanted to contact her.

I got you now Chad. Stop trying to pick up desperate women and make them attached to you for easy pussy. Get off my board.

>>36368649
>u r chad because you're lucky
No anon, I'm a autist who lucked out, was in a relationship for 8 months with nothing beyond hand holding because I don't understand social cues enough to do anything.

I try and contact fembots because I want to feel any sense of love again, I'm mildly fine with getting ripped to shreds again emotionally.
Stop crab bucketing me because you're secretly trying to get all the fembots to yourself reeee

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>>36368753
>doesn't understand social cues APPARENTLY
>able to hold a relation for 8 MONTHS
>has felt the soft touch of a girl for 8 MONTHS

You need to leave. Go to /soc/ or leddit and find a normie gf there. You will manipulate OP into some horror relation shit and I will read about it in some post on r9k in the future when she's suicidally depressed.

CHAD

O U T
U
T

>>36368188
if you still want a bf (or even just a friend) email me
[email protected]

>>36368802
>he thinks you need social understanding to stand there while a girl talks to her friends
>he thinks not breaking up with someone requires social understanding
>he thinks I got to touch hands for the full 8 months
Most of the 8 months was over summer break.

Anon if I was capable of manipulating women I don't think I would be here.

Now stop slandering my character to improve your chances of getting a waifu.
Also OP didn't even respond to me.

If any UK or mainland eurofembot want a loving, loyal robot bf hit me up

Just play vidya with me ;-;

>>36368188
Where in the UK?

Oriihowjajwj

>>36366885
>hownew.jpg

>>36368188
L O N D O N
O N D O N O
N D O N O D
D O N O D N
O N O D N O
N O D N O L

>>36368188
no you're not, i dont believe you, send pics of your local zone or you're catfishing

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>want a 20+ discord bf who likes anime.

>>36369199
Me, that's fine with you right?

>>36369199
>20+
Uhuh
>discord bf
Okay
>who likes anime.
Shit. I don't sadly.

I wish I had bf too and I'm a skinny white boy

>>36369199
>>want a 20+ discord bf who likes anime.
Are you a grill?

>>36369199
I fit the bill. Are you a girl (female)?

>>36369339
>>36369358
No I am not female.

i'm always too late for these threads. anyway i'm a skinny white british 19 year old boy who wants a chubby uk fembot gf

>>36369287
Are you a femboy or twink? I want a skinny white femboy bf

>>36369408
Twink, sorry.

>>36369377
die you faggot twink shit

>>36369420
I don't quite know the difference desu what does that mean exactly? How is your body?

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>>36366837
>>36367433
>>36368057
>>36368377
>>36368870
>>36368966
>>36369199
>>>/soc/

There's an entire board for contact flagging and attention whoring you self important dumbfucks.

>>36369467
>get asked for email
>give it
>UR ATTENTION WHORING
no.

>>36369377
Then fuck off back to lgbt

has this attention whore actually emailed ANYONE?

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>>36366837
>vagina
>women are literally being forced to act like traps to get D

>>36369490
>give email
>UR ATTENTION WHORING
Yes.

Piss off you stupid beta. There are no women on /r9k/ and they wouldn't fuck you if there were.

>>36369544
She emailed me back and said I could be her bf

>>36369637
No thanks, try making another hundred posts where you link every anon in a thread and talk about how you're better than them.
Change your file names every now and then faggot.

>>36369644
Huh, that's strange, because she emailed ME back and said I could be her boyfriend.

>>36369675
Back the heck off man she probably emailed me first

>>36369690
No, I don't intend to do that. She said I am her boyfriend, and now we are dating.

>>36369644
>>36369675
>>36369690
>>36369706
I already have some of her nudes. Her purity has been taken by me. Sorry lads. I'm just a natural charmer

>>36369706
Oh yeah? Well, I already put my sharpie up her pooper!

>>36369671
>talk about how you're better than them
I am better than any moron who actually gives their contact to fake women on /r9k/.

>Change your file names
No back to /b/, newfag

>>36369724
>i have her nudes
>which is totally why I'm not posting them
You don't have any nudes.

>>36366837
men do nothing but hurt you
become gay

>>36366837
B888888888888
sage or ignore

>>36369779
She obviously doesn't want them out in public. I'm going to try and meet up with her before July / August.

Not impressive pics desu but comfy

>>36369803
>She obviously doesn't want them out in public
>implying anyone cares about the reputation of whores on 4chan
You have no nudes.

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You're a boy and I don't like boys.
Of sorry

>>36366837
Skinny (~105 lbs), white, manlet (5"6ft), kissless virgin and from Europe.
Anyways, I'm not really looking for a real gf. I'm more looking for LDR things and platonic relationships.

I'm not into videogame, but I can watch anime with you.