Hello there wagecuck, good morning for you. are you ready to

>>36364246
called in sick so am watching snooker famalam

comfy

i'm about to be late for work because of fucks like you driving. i've been stuck in traffic for an hour and i know these people aren't going to work.

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good morning homies. drinking my coffee in bed, here in my house to myself. it's nice to be alone.

Soon I'll go to my office and slack off, slow day, maybe hit the gym at lunch, then eat a steak and potato.

It will feel good to get home with another day's pay and some gains in the bank.

Someday you'll be out from under the whim of your parents.

>>36364246
Took the whole week of, NEET. Joke's on you. Maybe I play vidya, I can afford a good PC with the vast riches I earned, after all.

>>36364393
lmao this made my day. sorry im a bad person.

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At least I only have to work 4 days this week because of Easter...

>>36364246
my job is just to sit all comfy in my room and get hung up on by people
living the good life

>>36364426
Whoa, that is a good poem. Do I have your permission to save this .png file to my computer? You know what, I don't care anymore, I'm going to steal it.

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At work, gettin off at 7. I get to sit here at a guard booth thats basically at a deserted site (monday grave). If someone does come I just ask their name and oress a button.

To you NEETS...
How does it feel to know that not only does society appreciate me more than you, I earn more than what you make monthly?

>>36364518
The title and author are in the .png

Phillip Larkin is a glorious curmudgeon - robots would love him. He expresses many of the sentiments underpinning this board, but in comfy British poetry.

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>>36364567
I see so many robots here saying they want to be fathers, though. Like in the 25+ thread earlier today, it was a huge wave of the wannabreed fuckers. Can't understand it man.

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>>36364246
This is a content-free token reply.

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>>36364627
Thats because you haven't grown up yet.

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>>36364701
ok but listen here bucko. u r the kid and I have the maturity of very old wise great grandparents so back the fk off ok

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>>36364627
the biological urge is one thing

the romantic thing is another

the reality of having a woman and child depending on you is a burden for most men (maybe)...

I'd only have a kid if I really loved a woman, trusted her, and had a lot of dough in the bank.

Otherwise it's obviously gonna be hell for everybody involved.

>>36364246
Jokes on you faggot, I'm still in High school. I'm not earning wages, but I can get away with it because I'm not a fucking NEET. Not to mention college debts aren't raping me.
Today has been pretty swell, thank you for asking.

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THE WAGIES, IN CAGIES, WHO'LL SET THEM FREE?

>>36364844
Mods

Get original on this underage muthafucka

i'm a bartender, my schedule fluctuates

right now i'm just chilling in my bathrobe

>>36364246
>Go out and earn that daily dollar you silly wagie.

Try 300 dollars you neet fuck.

>>36364893
you can be 18, actually you can even be older than 18 in HS if you're stupid and got held back

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>tfw shitposting at work

>>36364893
If I wasn't a senior why would I explicitly state I was in high school? That's just asking to get b&

If you take working as the norm then you are basically paying $200 a day to stay home, feel horrible all day and fap to anime, not worth it.

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>>36365017
what if you were D E V I L L I S H and are actually a junior? no one would ever know wow

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Where my fellow night time wagecucks at?

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Just arrived at the office. Nice walk on a chilly, sunny spring morning. Good to get out of the house!

Today is gimme - just a couple meetings and some light design work. This place keeps me sane, out of debt, and out of my mom's house.

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>>36364393
slow your roll wagie

>>36365444
That helmet makes me laugh harder every time I see it

>>36364246
Actually about to go to bed. Comfy.

I'm off from today through the 20th. Will I use my time productively?
No
Will I just smoke and play vidya?
Yes