>I have to admit, I was so happy when you asked me out. I

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Cause I don't have a her

>>36363429
The only "her" in my life is my mother

Because I'm a beta manlet and she only wants Chad's dick.

>>36363429
I did. Twice. She gave an indirect no both times. I'm over it, I feel like she's wasting my time. She tried to talk to me today after not talking to me for two weeks. I shut her down quickly.

I haven't spoken to her in 7 years

Because her #1 already has a Chad bf and her #2 would probably never be interested in me as a potential partner

I don't know any women I want a relationship with.

>>36363429
BECAUSE IM GAY AND I LOVE PENIS!!! BIG BLACK DICKS I WANT INSIIIIDE OF ME!!

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>>36363429
OP, regardless of whether you're trolling or not, that is one ugly bitch. And I'm putting that lightly too. She's lacking in so many aspects that I can hardly call her a woman. She looks like a pug, and she's got the body of a little boy. Not to mention her hair is better suited for a stallion. Even the Rain Man wouldn't be able to count all of her negative attributes.

Her face is all scrunched up, probably because her head is so small. I'm wondering if this is because of some accident when she was little, or her parents were just circus performers, thus passing down ugly freakshow genes. I mean despite her tiny head, she's still got a massive man jaw and horse mouth. And her cheeks don't complement them well, either. Those are definitely some unfortunate genetics. She looks like a lab experiment for God's sake.

At least her body makes up for it. Haha, just kidding, she's as flat as a surfboard. No matter how much gratuitous cleavage you show off, if your tits are small, you won't be impressing anyone. In her case, I'm actually disgusted. Her tits, despite being tiny, still somehow manage to sag. It's like everything that could have possibly gone wrong with her body DID go wrong.

The fact that I don't feel sorry for her almost makes me feel like a sociopath. There obviously is something severely medically wrong with her. But instead of seeking medical attention, she poses for slutty pictures. You can't respect someone for that.

>>36363478
>>36363486

These guys know how it works.

>2017
>leaving your room