mfw no down to earth gf to take out on dates and make her blush

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Listen I know I'm not the coolest guy and sometimes my jokes make you groan but I think I we'll enjoy our time together fembot.....

I would like to be able to send you flowers with a stupid love note I wrote that makes you blush

I would like to hug you as we watch something boring on Netflix and low-key enjoy how nice you smell.

I would like to hear your voice of approval when I cook you something delicious and then tease you that I'm a better cook than you.

I would like to hold your hand in public and enjoy how qt you look when I lightly squeeze your hand

I would like to see you try to coax my cat into letting you hold him. I'd apologize profusely if he scratches your arm

I would like to nod intently when you vent about how your friends are being total bitches.

I would like to cuddle in bed with you then suddenly nibble on your ear and watch as you shout that I stop because we're just sleeping tonight.

There are so many things I would like to do with you. I know this is weird but.... I would really like to go out with you....

Fembot, please be my gf.