>feel something press into your back
>quickly flip around
>see this
>"This is a robbery. Your money or your life"
What do?
>>36354793
Lick "gun"
>But you've already stolen my heartprobably not original kek
>get down on knees
>"Please take me hostage and make me your slave, mistress"
>lick her shoes
>>36354793
I'm broke as fuck so you better pull that trigger quick.
>>36354793
>I scream because I get scared of a stranger
>Jump up from my bed and run out of my room farting
>MOMMY MOMMY!!! SCAWY LADY SCAWY LADY
>Mom says, "Wtf go to bed. You're 20 years old."
>I stand at the entrance to her door sobbing
>UHHUUHUUU MOOOOMMMYYY NOWWWW EEEEEEEEEEEE
>Do a really high pitched scream while stomping my foot
>Eliza approaches behind me broodingly
>NOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOO
>She says the word "bang"
>Shit my pants and my eyes roll back into my skull as I pass out