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Hello! Who are you? I am so glad to see you! Thanks for being here in my dungeon. I don't know who you are, but I am so miserable and lonely by myself I'd like you to stay forever. Please, please hangout so we can chat about just nonsense and what not and all the fun stuff.
So let me tell you about my day. I woke up, I took a big poopy shit. And then I just went around the house, just walking around, just walking around this dungeon of mine. Just not doin-I don't have much-This, this is why I'm sitting down right now. This is why, this is why I'm laying here. See, I'm the king, and, of this whole place and I eat EVERYTHING. And I, uh, I eat everything and I don't poop for a day. And you caught me on the day that I poop so I'm finally exhausted today and I sat down. I pet some stuff, that I li-, some stuffed animals that I collect in my other room but you can't see them (but, uh, you're gonna see them later). But you have to just, but if you hung out with me everyday and while I eat, see I eat a lot, and if you hung out with me we could both talk about what I'm eating. Like if I'm eating a cupcake, we could talk about what kind of cupcake it is, who made the cupcake.
We can talk about, like if we had pizza, if we combined pizza and cup, like if it was, if it was, cup-piz, cup ca.., pizza-ca.., pizza cakes! If it was pizza cupcake...pizza cups. Pizza cups is a good idea. See how I do that? Did you see how I did that? We could just do that all day, we could do that all day and then I eat it and only I eat it because I'M SO HUNGRY HEE HEE HEE!
OH, THERE'S MY KNIFE! THANK YOU! Thank you for cleaning up my mess! Ah, I couldn't have done it without you, I'm so glad that you're here with me. I am so happy that you are here with me because I'm t-...let me tell you, I have spent the last week just eating everything, like I said, just cupcakes, food, garbage, I eat...I go through garbage and I'm so, I'm so glad that like you're here in my dungeon and to help me just clean.
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>>36353067
i d0nt get it
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>>36354136
It's a very fortunate thing that you found my knife.
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Excellent post
Elsewhere non potato
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Glad to be of service! You have a very nice dungeon your highness, I hope to make it shine with the same kind of radiance that you do! I do very much enjoy your company, and you have such an interesting pattern of speech! Something most of us groundlings lack. I apologize if my long-winded praise is numbing to the ears sir, but I can't help but vocally express at least a smidgen of praise for such an interesting olaf!
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>>36354270
but i didnt find your knife
you must be confusing me with somebody else
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>>36354387
Thanks, thank you for the kind words, you sure are winning, you sure are winning me over I'll say that right now. One of my favorite things to talk about is airports and my favorite airport is Hea-THROW airport, and one of my favorite, I should say least favorite, things about Hea-THROW airport is when things are THROWN at me.
>>36354404
Oh, okay well I think, I think I confused you with someone else. I have been eating everything and you must have left while I was getting more cupcakes. It is a shame that you left because we could have talked about the cupcakes while I was eating them. They were good cupcakes, and uh, we could, we could have said a lot of funny stuff about them, but I wouldn't be able to share, to uh, share the cupcakes because I'm so hungry, but we could have gone out later and gotten some more cupcakes, or maybe some black forest ham, or maybe even some uh, some, key lime pie a la mode (I'm talking ice cream on the side).
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