Hey /r9k/ Pure nerdy qt virgin weeb waifu looking for chad

>>36352876
Plz be my gf.
Orgenalo

>>36352876
Go away you whore. Go far away.

>>36352928
please shill somewhere else loser

>>36352876
FUCK OFF STACY YOUR CUNT PROBABLY SMELLS AWFUL

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how hard is it to take a proper photo?

>>36352876
You
>asian
>neet
>hates asian men

Him
>white
>6 ft+
>6 figures

You're, so sweet.

>>36353016
She's not asian, you mong. What kind of chink looks like that?

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>>36353016
>implaying asian men can't be chads

>>36353137
>cropping out their micropenises
Nice try faggot

Fucking hell I hate women.

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>>36353137
i-im straight guys. honest.

>>36352876

commit senpuku

>>36352876
Post more pics of yourself, faggot

>>36352876
I can see your stubble.

>>36353137
They all have feminine bodies

Asian men are not men

Oh hi Ash
Remember when you sent me nudes that one time?
Never post here again or I'll post them here
Thx

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>>36353514
fuckkkk ur shit up senpai

>>36353583
Probably b8 but please post them.

>>36353583
YIKES SENPAI HOW THE FUCK DID THAT ESCALATE SO QUICKLY

>>36352876
>>36352876
Cut your life into pieces
This is your last resort

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>>36353592
it's upside down here i fix for yu bb

>>36353583
ur lying post proof

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>>36352876
how can you fuck up taking a photo this badly?
did you just set your camera on a timer and threw it in the air spinning?
is this some "im so random guise xD" shit?

>>36353592
>>36352876
Asian, or australian? Not fooling anyone you darn upside-down kangaroo

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>>36352876
You should do a a cosplay of Ashi

>>36353649
kk
here it is folks
the main attraction
you asked for this

>>36352876
>>36353592
Do you live in Australia or is it too hard to take pictures the right side up?

GUYS IT'S BAIT

''''SHE'''' POSTED ON /FA/ YESTERDAY SHILLING '''HER''' IG

careful lads, looks like a trap to me.

https://www.instagram.com/coffinrat/

watch your step.

>>36353684
>with a tampon

>>36353684
riggidy shiggidy rekt

>>36353684
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

AHHHHH

ROASTEE BTFO

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>36353684
Would still tear that up desu

>>36353684
Tampon means business

>>36353684
What us hanging out from there?
Is that materialised cum?

>>36352876
honey, youre no eliza and never will be

>>36353715
that's like the opposite of a roastie

looks like she's trimmed all the meat off

>>36353684
Who sends nudes with a tampon hanging out of them?

>>36353731
Fuckin virgins lul

jesus that looks slimey as fuck

>>36352876
>>36353623
>>36353684
>Pure nerdy qt virgin weeb waifu looking for chad bf
AHAHAHAHA ROASTIE BTFO

>>36352876
Chad here
Come over and I'll drill you a new asshole

What happened to the roastie? Will she ever recover?

>>36353592
>making me flip my phone
Your face is fat, are you fat? I don't want to lose my time

>>36353688
>>36353684
I'd totally eat you out though.

>>36353684
>>36353819
I REALLY want to put my dick in there.

Chad here

only going to hit you up if you post your feminine penis

otherwise fuck off

>>36353814
fucking autist failed normies using "virgin" insult on virgin board

Even if you're baiting you can join my Discord and chill. We play vidya, listen to music, and have comfy times. QsagKxP

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/36092651/#36099998

>>36353948
anyone on r9k who joins a discord with other r9k users is a bottom-of-the-barrel loser degenerate.

how can you not even make friends online? why have these huge sausage fest circle jerks where you let in anyone and everyone in hopes that you can have cutesy social fun times? you're all losers with your edgy memes sharing hentai with eachother

>>36353948
"aha, j-jokes on them, i do have f-friends. on my d-discord where any random stranger can join. they all totally mean something to me and i actually care about t-them, heh.'

>>36353684
girls are so gross

>>36352876
Why did you come here?
Honestly, look around, what did you expect?

>>36353684
What am I looking at here looks pretty gross desu

>>36354274
it's called feminine penis

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>>36354274
>>36354298
Pretty cute. Would have hardcore lesbian sex with her.

>>36352876
>pure
>Posts vag

>>36353684
Why are girls with medium black hair, pale skin, and brown eyes always such whores that pretend they're cute and pure?

>>36354036
>>36354103
Just here to have fun. You should really stop projecting. You'll be happier that way.

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>>36352876
Hey OP you are a qt

How would you rate me? Im part azn boi btw

>>36353852
Probably sorting through dozens upon dozens of potential suitors who contacted her after this thread on Skype and Discord right now to isolate the best one.

>>36354467
You're a desperate bastard, aren't you?

>>36353684
That's fucking hot
Origami

>>36354550
Nope. I have no problems with women

>>36354475
she just joined the waifu discord

>>36354603
Waifu discord? Elaborate please.

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Rich Chad here, what do you think of me?

>>36354411
The fuck does that mean? Just take a look at yourself, and all the others in this thread. These are the kind of people you consider your 'friends' lmao

>>36354690
>is not already on the waifu server
newfag detected

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>>36354769
WHAT IS THIS WAIFU DISCORD I NEED TO KNOW TELL ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36354690
KfwHkGn
it's honestly pretty boring and wouldn't recommend it.

>>36354758
Draco Malfoy.


Origami original.

>>36354758
you'd unironically look like chad if you dyed your hair a dark color desu, the blonde makes you look like a mommy's boy honestly not being rude just what i think

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Rate my cyborg penis please

is that you, kelsu?

>>36354758
This pic cracks me up every time. >>36354467
This is embarrassing

>>36354765
I don't consider these people to be my friends. I consider the people that show up, are nice, and active to be my friends on Discord, specifically. Why do you have to be so mad? Are you projecting your shortcomings on to me?

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didnt you post this really shitty pic somewhere here recently?

Yet another "pure" """""fembot""""" who turns out to be a massive whore. This is fucking hilarious, it's like poetry.

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>>36354758
That forehead

But anyways, how am I supposed to hit on attention whores without compromising my beliefs?

>>36352876
tits or gtfo
original asdsadsadsa

>>36354769
Sorry for not keeping up with discords you piece of shit.

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>>36354860
Hey, what's so funny about aryan Chad? He's a good guy.

>>36354860
how so? He's a qt

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>>36354886
she is thicc
why would she send it to a robot
where do you all get those photos from

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I mean cmon...She's kinda cute...but whats the purpose of draining people on this board..
jeez

>>36354912
He has the most intense stare I've ever seen. He could literally take whatever he wanted whenever he wanted with that intensity.

>>36354918
He's clearly very insecure and silly. I'm also more handsome so I look down on him.

>>36355038
>He could literally take whatever he wanted
your anal virginity too?

>>36354866
What do you mean by 'projecting'? Have fun with your discord 'friends' lmao.

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>>36355038
He's a 22 year old KHV. I always see his face everywhere. I quite like
his threads desu. I hope he gets the Qt3.14 gf he wants.

I question OPs age

>>36353623
Are you sure? She might just be Australian.

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>>36352876
Chad here. I just messaged you on Skype. Reply bb girl ;)

>>36353684
You must be a feminist tumblrina collecting experimental material for her blog. If not, go to see doctor.

>>36355160

whats wrong with him!?

Addicted to those electro pad things combined with no actual working out?

>>36355160
Is that a tumor around his waist?

>>36355160
Is he constipated?

>>36352876

https://stallman.org/skype.html

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>>36354946
Believe it or not I can be quite charming over text

>>36354467
nigga this aint you. RIS. timestamp if somehow actually original

>>36353592
You look a lot better upside dow n

>>36354849
3/10 trim the hair

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d-do i qualify, sepnai? im kind of a virgin if thats a chad dealbreaker

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BAN THIS UNDERAGE ROASTIE

>>36353684
Would still slide my dick in it

>>36357005
rofl

no real chad would waste time with this a v e r a g e asian gril

>>36354467
He's cute, would kiss

>>36357005
So wait... is the above CP or is she rusing?

>>36352876
I'm a 6'0 Chad from California. I study Law and am currently working my way up. Do you have a kik?

>>36358467
you're not a 6"0 chad rofl

>>36358524
You're right. I'm not 6"0. I am 6'0

>>36357543
It's CP, she's 16. Don't save it anons and leave this thread

>>36358580
ok small fry whatever you say
come back when you're 16 stumplegs

>>36358775
legal in my country but sage for attention whoring

>>36354467

This guy is cute... Would let him take my virginity.

>>36354467
What server do you plauy on tera

>>36353684
>file deleted
Someone pls repost

>>36353592
what the fuck
didn't get enough good face rates on >>>/fa/ ?
you are truly a giant attention whore fuck off

>>36359876
>not using the archives

Straight uppa newfag.