>you're laying in your bed enjoying a basket of freshly

>>36352645
>grab sks
>extend bayonett
>harpoon
>clip dump
>innawoods

>Ask if I can have some that pizza he ordered to make up for the tendies

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>>36352645
>diet ginger ale

>>36352645
Unlikely because I would eat my tendies in the bathroom.

>>36352645
Push his van into the river.

Say Tendies Lane

>>36353017
he's trying to lose enough weight to get weight loss surgery. He poured out all his coca cola. He's the most digusting fat ass in the world though. His feet look like hooves. He doesn't wear clothes because he's too fat.He walks around barefoot in public but mostly travels by gurney. He fakes pain to get opiates.

>>36352714
>clip
>CLIP
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeee

>>36353248
>he's trying to lose enough weight to get weight loss surgery.

Actually no he was kicked out of the hospital after abusing the staff but then his dad didn't want him back home so he left him in a van by the river.

>>36352645
Are most humans like this?
I would be terrified/ashamed of going out. Would probably kill myself.

>>36353401
Fortunately no they're not, BUT you can find loads of trash reality TV shows dedicated to them like My 600 lbs life or 30 Stone and Counting

>>36353352
Waaaaaaaat. Really? Got dam. That is ducking savage.

I thank goodness everyday that i have never and will never be fat or obese.

Its an amazing feel.

>>36353701
Not really no, the dude was a complete piece of shit attention whore. He'd call the nurses niggers and throw his open pissbottle around, he was even on Doctor Phil and was receiving free surgery & treatment through that until he got kicked out of the hospital. he was also manipulative and abusive to his single dad.


He'd also record himself for youtube doing all this shit.

>>36353875
Will he lose weight living in a van? Or does he somehow scam pizza?

>>36353875
his father was a fucking weak enabler

He is as guilty as Stephen