>normies spend literal MONTHS watching a giraffe stand around

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>normies spend literal MONTHS watching a giraffe stand around
>all in anticipation of it shitting out a baby giraffe
>the stream raises millions of dollars in donations and memorabilia sales
>the streamers constantly say "baby coming soon(TM) " all the normies fall for it and keep watching the stream and giving them money
>everyone talks about how watching this stream is "educational" and a "life-changing experience"
>video of a giraffe standing is life changing
>the video ends up accruing over 6.2 billion minutes of viewed time
>it's the third most watched event in history
>more than the moon landing
>more than the jfk assassination
>the giraffe finally shits out a baby
>normiebook is flooded with this information for days
>the zoo owners finally milked enough money so they decided to shut the stream down
>normies REEEEE the fuck out and threaten boycotting the zoo etc because they're taking down the stream

And they still have the gall to call US the autists...