>kissless khv >talking to 7/10 roastie on tinder >wtf

Pic unrelated by the way
unoriginal

>>36351334
well since all is lost, just tell her
>but I'd fuck you with (insert made up size here) dick

So manlet, did you finally learn?

what did you write on your profile

>>36351434
I learned to add like half an inch to my real height, yeah

>>36351385
Good idea

>retards still think getting a girl to respond to you on tinder means they want to fuck

Every time. You can post a picture of a piece of dog shit on your profile and say youre a jobless fat ass in your description and girls will still respond.

You wont be fucking any of them unless youre Chad though.

I've got a story to add to your collections
>Years ago, when dating apps first started getting big
>Started talking to this 6/10 girl with 10/10 newbies
>I was really laying it on, thick. Every line out of my limited toolkit
>She eventually gives in and asks, "So, how tall are you?"
>I didn't actually know, at the time. I knew I wasn't six feet, but I was close. I said "5'11", I guess... Whatdoes it matter?"
>That's when I learned the height meme was real, at least in some women's minds.
>Show up to our date, and the very first thing she said to me, before I even got to say hello? "You're like 5', 9"!" Like I had told her some ridiculous lie. It was two fuckin' inches. I didn't even really know my height.
>She acted like a bitch the rest of the night and wouldn't let me pay for her meal because, "It's no longer a date."

>>36351488
>half an inch
>still under 6 foot
You didnt learn anything

>he didnt tell her he's 6ft when he's 5'11
If this story is legit you're a fucking idiot. Unless a girl is into measurements, and is 5'11 herself you can always pose slightly taller

>6'1
>will lie and say I'm 5'10 or some other manlet height when I see a little guy trying to tell girls he's taller than he is

>>36351482
People will call me autistic and bully me here. You don't want to use anything I do as an example of how to get laid trust me.
In fact, I should write something new on my profile


>>36351594
Part of me just wanted to be like ''HA! I knew the meme was a lie!''

> using Tinder
anon pls. just stop.