If you could go back and do something differently, what

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>>36350265
Would I have all of my memories from the future? I wish I could somehow convince my mother not to separate from my father and cut off all contact with him. I think that's where most of the problems in my stem from, honestly.

>>36350476
*most of the problems in my life stem

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Be born with good genes.

try to fuck as many girls of the same age as me as possible before turning 18

>>36350265
I would like to go far enough back to not be the cringy person I am today. So back to childhood and try to roleplay a little harder

start HRT like 4-5 years ago

Bet all my money on Trump winning back in 2015 when the frontrunner was Jeb!

Tell social workers to lock me up in Juvie. At least I would develop street smarts or fighting skills.

>>36350592
Also not miss the bus so I could've put money on trump winning before the bookies closed.

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>go back to first grade
>be more aggressive on the soccer team
>be more alpha and confident at school
>not be a mouth breather so that my jaw and maxilla will develop properly
>stay in sports to increase testosterone
>mess with dumb roasties in high school to piss them off instead of letting them intimidate me
>have more fun and be less afraid of getting into trouble since none of this bullshit matters anyway, especially in school

>>36350476
Think of it as going back in time and telling your past self what to do.

That sounds pretty shitty to be honest. Wish you the best

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Get a place at Sandhurst during Year 12 and go when you finish your A-levels. Don't bother with university.

I wouldn't ask out that one manipulative cunt who eventually became my gf.
I thought that having a gf would bring me out of being the weird kid, but instead i ended up being a total doormat.
I became a robot because i tried to be normal and have a gf.
How fucking ironic.

>>36350740
>implying mewing works
give up anon, its the genes

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I would kill FDR and all of his jewish goons. Lend-lease act never happens. Stalin never gets his guns and communism is crushed. The Third Reich would still exist and you sorry fucks would all have your own qt wives, free housing and 4+ children each in a GLORIOUS country full of your own countrymen.

I would have married that cute redhead.

I would just do better in school. My lack of educational achievements bothers me after all these years.

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i wouldnt cheat on my qt gf when i was 15 and probably i wouldnt become a robot and a manlet. Maybe even would have a happy life

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>>36351131
A bunch of educational achievements are completely and utterly meaningless and worthless if you don't do anything with your potential.

Take it from me as a former honors/AP student who got straught As, won all kinds of academic awards, and was frequently praised by teachers and expected to do great things in life, and is now a depressed NEET college dropout with no future.

Every day my past haunts me. I could have been so much. But I'm nothing.

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>>36351016
Not true anon. I was a good looking kid. People told me I would grow up to be a handsome man.

But I was a lazy mouth breather and it fucked my face up so badly. I've looked at pictures and you can actually see my face get progressively worse as I get older. By the end of high school I was beyond saving.

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>>36350265
I would keep Lenin alive. :^)

>>36351217
>Also did well in school, worked quite hard
>Never got any kind of recognition

People like you make me fucking furious. Teachers pick certain students and suck their dick every time they do anything even remotely good.

>>36351630
What do you want me to do about it bitch? I didn't ask for tge recognition. In fact it annoyed me. I just wanted everybody to shut the fuck up and leave me alone.

There were other kids, those typical "teacher's pet" faggots who loved the attention and acted like stuck up cunts but I couldn't stand those people.

not getting a reputation for being weird in high school / college. i didn't mean to do it, but looking back I see my mistakes.

>go back to first year of college
>don't go for meme degree
>instead of smoking all the time while playing video games and watching anime, get out and get fit

>actually try and socialize in high school instead of retreating into video games
>don't bother with my HS oneitis
>work out more
>either never meet my current oneitis or try and position myself to meet her a lot earlier than I did

>killed woodrow wilson