>"How did you day go Anon? Are you tired? You look kinda tired. No offence. Hey, I'm running a bath. Would you like to join me? I'm gonna light some candles and pour in a ton of bubblebath! Come on, it'll be relaxing!"
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6lAvspdWpE ]
>he actually thinks that women talk like this
>>36345306
Hah, look at this loser ! He still have emotions LMAO.
Heh...W-Who needs a girl to cuddle, talk to and love? heh... N-Not me ! I'm way pass this point hehe...
>>36345306
pffft fuck no bitch, i only take baths with my waifu
How many suicides has the anon who posts these threads caused?
>>36345306
Who the fuck are you? Where is my amazonian warrior? Fuck, I bet this bitch can't even stop a train with her bare hands.
I just realized that if these posts were accompanied by pictures of dogs they would be a whole lot more believable.
>"Hey, scoot over will ya! What? I decided to come to bed early too. Now will you please make some space for me! It's chilly in here! There, that's better. Are you comfortable like this? Sure you don't mind me holding onto your arm like this? Oh Anon, how did you know I liked the blanket being tucked up under my chin like that!? You're the best, you know that? I love you!"
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNVYxz3DhYY ]
>>36345627
>tee-hee I love you anon! Do you want to do to the park maybe catch a few frisbees? I'm sure our owner wouldn't mind. If you want we can cuddle afterwards :3 I love you anon!
>"Kiss me anon, no ones looking!"
>"Sorry, whiteboi, this sink is reserved for alpha genmeowtics. Mind grabbing us a couple of treats on your way out?"
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>>36345843
>>36345950
Yes this is much better
>>36345463
You do not really need that. You can live without it. Stop wanting it and your suffering will end, you can be free.
>>36345400
They do in the minds of robots