How does it feel knowing that women also struggle with the s

please help I just want to find a nice guy who won't let me down.
Anyone at UCSC?

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>>36345770
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
roastie out out out

>>36345833
please, this is a genuine problem, and I'm not the only one. Literally our entire campus is like this.
I thought you guys would be understanding, seeing as the cliche is that you also can't get laid very much. Surely you can give me some sort of advice?

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>>36345248
>Sad Boys bother Natalie the most. "It sucks when intelligent people with normal brain chemistry choose to be depressed" she says. Natalie concedes that she would rather date a boy with a coke problem than a sadness problem.

This... this is really how women think? Jesus Christ it's worse than I thought. Not to mention each and every one of the women in that article are self admitted sluts who only go for tall muscular tatted Chad.

Women really are a lost cause.

>>36346165
Go on Tinder, swipe right on every guy (even the "creeps"), see how many messages you get.

>>36346165
Just swipe right on Chad, whore. It is impossible to not get laid while owning a vagina.

>>36346234
>would rather date a coke addict than a sad
Everyone remember this

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>>36346234

Women have always been this way. We're just now learning about it thanks to the internet and social media. Unless a woman is dating chad she thinks she's settling for less. Mental illness (Depression, anxiety, bi-polar) causes deep revulsion in all females because it reveals genetic inferiority.

>>36346234
It must be satire. That article is pure garbage. Poor sluts who can't get their perfect 10/10 Chad from their dreams who they think are entitled to. Is it really fucking real?

>>36346302
This, every paragraph contradicts the last.

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>I dated this guy for months; he was super inexperienced. He refused to perform oral, he finally tried for like 2 minutes and ran to the bathroom and washed his mouth out. He told me it was gross.

Fuckin kek this roastie got BTFO no one wants to go down on her reeking snatch

I've actually tried doing that to a girl before and it was the worst 10 seconds of my life before I quit and never again'd. Her gash was DISGUSTING

>>36345770
Fuck you, disgusting slut. I hope society burns to the ground in it's degeneracy. In the middle East you wouldn't be begging for hookups like this.

>>36346234
GOOD THING I RECENTLY GOT BACK ON THE COCAINE TRAIN

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>>36346302
>>36346333
I really want to believe that it's an misappropriated Onion article but I don't think it's satirical at all. R9k has shown time and time again that this is exactly how women are.

>>36346234
I agree
Why do so many smart people decide to be sad??

>>36345248
Wait I'm not going to read this haha! It's just going to piss me off and out me in a bad mood

>>36346302
I hope it is, it makes me feel better about myself to be honest. But they do sound just as entitled as the guys they're chastising. It's funny in a karmatic sort of way.

>>36347863
>he doesn't want to rage
you'll never perpetuate the self-destructive spiral of your life like that, anon

>>36345248
Nah man. I wanted to read this because I don't want to be a coward that hides away from things that make me uncomfortable.

But fuck man that kid doesn't know how write an article
>' she narrates while I battle a fierce hangover'
Dude what the fuck is wrong with him?

>>36346234
>Women really are a lost cause.
I where but you're wrong here.
These are all regular women of the Zeitgeist.

Find yourself a unique girl that isn't reflective of the standard American cultural norms.

>>36347585
Is this fantasy i just thought about weird?
Id be that chad, fucking emma watson like the slut she is, particularly degrading and taunting her about her choices. "Look at what you say, the things you do, pretending youre something more than the slut you are. Youre not deep or special at all, youre just a same cunt like every other generic bitch going for the tall good-looking guy like me". And fucking with her mind like that. I wonder if any chad like that has the presence of mins to realize thats what happening.

Anyway, im not autistic or anything, i know to keep this in my mind etc but im just evil like that.

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>>36345248
Fucking hell. As a senior in Game Design at UCSC I am super happy to say that I have avoided people like this throughout my college career. The fact that the one chick mentions that people choose to be sad upsets me a bit. I did not choose to be bipolar you know. I feel like some of the things they said were a tad hypocritical as well, considering the fact that they patronize men for having expectations of college girls yet spend the whole article discussing how their expectations of college men have not been met. The whole article just seems vapid and silly.

>>36345248
I think this article and this board have the same problem: sweeping generalizations of a broad group of people. Even if 99% of all people are shit, you should strive not only to find that 1%, but to be a part of it yourself. There's no use waiting for others to change, as that course of action will only resort in frustration and anger.

>>36345248
>my uni has a 3:1 female to male ratio
>almost every girl is taken while half the men are single
really makes you think

>>36348285
Eron please tell me you don't browse this board.

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>>36348335
LOL, youre close. I am on Ase

>>36348385
Do you know the Great Lakes[/ spoiler]

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>>36348512
I am assuming you mean Eron and Brandon? If so, then yes. They're both super cool guys.

>>36348576
What the fuck this is a small fucking world. They've been close friends of mine since elementary school. Any friend of theirs is a good person in my book. I hope whatever's going on in your life to bring you here gets better, anon.

>>36348723
Hey man thanks you too. Yeah I guess it is a small world. Eron is actually the Project Organizer of the game I am working on and Brandon is one of the artists. We are all on the same team together.

>>36348790
Hey Brandon's dad here, stay the fuck away from my son.

>>36348790
Did you work on Horror Stories (I think that was the name) with Eron? I feel really bad because they keep trying to get me involved with projects but my shit's been too fucked up to find time for it.

>>36348828
Hey Paul. Hope you're well.

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>>36348828
Are those fighting words. Mate are you looking to throw down?

>>36348871
Nah I never worked on Horror Stories. Eron, Brandon, and I are all working on a new title this year.

>>36348920
Shit, that means we might meet at some point without even realizing it. I don't know how to feel about anyone knowing I browse this board. I mean there are those who know I browse 4chan but /r9k/ was supposed to be my dirty little secret.

>>36346874
I've done it with one girl and she didn't have a real strong odor or taste. I guess I was just lucky.

>>36349015
Well, if we ever meet, you'll recognize me as the guy wearing the goofy blue baseball cap. I rarely am not wearing it lol. And do not worry, your secret is safe with me.

>>36346234
sad boys btfo

>>36349124
oh and once she got hers she did a half assed blowjob for like 3 minutes and then bailed because her friend called and needed a ride leaving me blue balled. And that's my one sexual encounter.

>>36349132
Alright, I'll be the lanky motherfucker with the bad skin. I'll keep it under wraps too so we can have save our dignity.

>>36349213
It'll be a gentlemens' agreement