>family dinner
>can't finish eating one of the main dishes
>dad decides to make a joke
>"come on son, if you don't eat you won't have enough energy and if you don't have enough energy you won't be able to use the computer :)"
>pissed off at the shitty joke
>respond back with
>"if i don't have enough energy i'll fucking die and that's exactly what i want to happen."
>everyone at the table stares at me for a few seconds
>then go back to eating
>it's an awkward dinner now
Americans, ladies and gentkemen
>eating with the family
I only leave my basement to procure more chips and soda. It's technically my basement now because I've marked my territory with my smelliness and no one else will come down.
>>36344988
I feel so bad for all the decent parents that get these autistic fucktard children.
>>36344988
>boo hoo I wish I die now
>the autist kid said so while he was eating a nice warm meal which was prepared by his mother and was bought at his father's expense
fuck you and fuck everything you stand for you fucking ungrateful sack of shit.
>>36345610
FUCK you. Settling for that shit is fucking gay.
For your fathers sake I hope you have other siblings that don't have literal autism
>>36345664
your parents will be much happier without you around screwing up the fucking mood.
I know how you feel
>family has 'chinese food night'
>I ask them to get my usual order
>usual order is egg fried rice, vermicalli rice noodles, spring rolls, prawn toasts, szechuan prawn curry, pancakes
>the food arrives whilst I am shitting
>they call me, shout back I am shitting
>few minutes later hear them laughing
>go downstairs
>two plates with my food
>one is normal
>the other has a bunch of sauce from the curry thrown over the plate, some noodles laid out like hair, spring roles laid out like oriental eyes (like /\ style like japanese stereotype)
>'son, we made your chink food look like your chink cartoons!'
>apparently meant to resemble an anime
>they are in fucking hysterics even though it isn't funny
never eat with them
>>36344988
You're a disgrace to your family. I seriously feel bad for your dad
>>36345917
I bet you waddle too you fucking spastic
>>36346589
>>36345610
>>36345719
>Low tier Chad bait is low tier
>>36345040
>>36345503
>>36345610
>>36345674
>>36345719
>>36346499
>>36346589
Get the fuck out you disgusting normalfags
You are not welcome here
>>36346652
You can't make me leave so no lol
>>36345674
father is a close faggot though.. he was forced to get married to my mom and conceive me or else he'd get lynched for being homosexual
>>36344988
You triedorageneanoi
>>36346652
being a respectful robot doesn't make you a normalfag. Kill yourself you ungrateful piece of shit
>>36346920
>respectful robot
>confidently said the big fat virgin creep
>>36344988
Im blacc.
If i put on my most convincing thug violoent voice and defend you by saubg
>eryo gey off his back og
He gonna get spookd