>dick touches toilet seat when i take a shit
>it gets infected
>need to lube it everyday now
be warned robots
>put toilet paper between dick and toilet seat
>dick still touches the bowl
>>36343517
>dick touches toilet seat
this happened to me, and I immediately got paranoid as fuck., and washed my dick like crazy. it was only like a millisecond of contact, so I don't know if I'm infected or not.
>>36343517
>having a dick big enough to do that accidentally
>Take a shit at work
>Dick accidentally touches toilet seat
>Wipe up quickly, pull up pants and run to the car
>Grab the hand sanitizer from the glove compartment
>Get a giant handful and rub it all over my dick
>Stings like hell all day
>Wet spot in pants
>Severely hope nobody saw
>Call in sick and go home
Did I do the right thing?
>>36343582
yeah i thinkk u ddid it