>You missed out on innocent teenage sexual experiences

>>36338880
by browsing on /r9k/ obv

>>36338880
Having depraved sexual experiences now

>>36338880
it is not that big of a deal. I have a functioning dick and it is only a matter of time before I get laid. Currently I am focusing on my career and making a somebody out of myself.

I most likely have schizoid personality disorder so intimacy is too alienated to me.
27 year old virgin

I've had sex, my GF constantly wants to have sex. I don't like sex.

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>>36338880
My boyfriend is pretty shy in bed and allows me to do whatever I want to him as long as it's not weird or dangerous. So, no, I'm not missing shit.

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>innocent
>implying

>>36338880
>you missed out on hilariously awkward, highly inexperienced impractical sexual encounters with dumb, braindead teenaged girls who dont know how to suck, ride or in any way take a dick properly

Sure, experiencing it might be better than not experiencing it, but its not like its some huge deal or anything. You put too much value on something you havent experienced, OP. Stop it.

>>36338880

By watching lots of so called teen girls get fucked by men twice their age.

>>36339217
>>you missed out on hilariously awkward, highly inexperienced impractical sexual encounters with dumb, braindead teenaged girls who dont know how to suck, ride or in any way take a dick properly

>mfw this is exactly my fetish
I'd love to be with a girl who's so sexually ignorant she doesn't even know how to hold a dick.

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I'm 18 but I exclusively sleep with mature women, it's an odd feel man

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>>36339096
Are you one of those people that claim to be
*Autistic
*Assburgers
*Depressed
*ADHD
*Schizophrenic
*Gender-"something"
*Bipolar

to feel cool or are you diagnosed by a doctor or psychologist?

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>>36338880
You accept that there's no point in fretting about it now and you push forward.

>>36339362
he answered an online survey at some MD website he found on Jewgle. It must be a legit diagnosis because he paid money for that questionnaire.

>>36339362

Are you one of those people who can't understand words?

>most likely

Most likely because every symptom fits me point on. Why would mental sickness be "cool"? I also wouldn't post in any way to expect people to feel sorry for me. I don't understand you kind honestly.

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>>36338880
don't sweat it OP, cougars are better anyways

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>>36339362
>Are you one of those people that claim to be

>*ADHD

>to feel cool or are you diagnosed by a doctor or psychologist?

Huh, do people actually pretend to have ADHD? I've been diagnosed since the start of year one an everyone I tell it to (only close family an one or two friends), thinks it's some kind of retardation or something.

>>36338880
If you care about this or think the majority of teenagers are having sex or are 20 or under virgin and think you're an anomaly, kys.

>>36338880
Hooking up with teens from dating apps now

>>36339537
In my country everyone has had sex by the time they are 17 AT MOST.

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>>36339487
Thank you! This is why I come here, to find and cultivate new material.
>it's some kind of retardation or something.
I'll be using that IRL and online at some point

>>36339487
It is kill urself

>>36338880
Go back and fuck teens as an adult to make up for lost time.

>>36340257
let me guess, you live in an eastern european shit hole.

Except I didn't

>>36338880
when i was a virgin i think i just complained to all of my friends and they got tired of hearing it.

I've never had the slightest interest in "innocent teenage sexual experiences," so I cope just fine.

violently fucking prostitutes

violently beating my dick to loli

smoking weed all the time; drinking at night

occasionally browse facebook of old girlfriend who didn't give it up ( i was literally to pussy to ask my own girlfriend for sex)

cry occasionally

sharpen my knife

>>36339217
>>36339217
yea but it's that innocence and immaturity that makes me rock hard

you honestly don;t fantasize about experimenting with your plump, untouched high school girlfriend who is just as excited about getting to fuck as you are?

I fucked a prostitute a few weeks ago who kind of had that physique
>5'5"
>110lbs
>thick ass because small body
>C tits but the type that are filled out like you're grabbing a skin textured beanbag filled with warm yogurt and granola

however she wasn't into me (because prostitute). Imagine someone liek that who ACTUALLY wants to fuck you, but has no idea how. How is that not hot to you?

>>36341102
being able to legally fuck a 15 year old alone makes me harder than a fucking diamond

>>36338880
I didn't and it didn't end well anyway. I wish I was a virgin desu

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>>36340962
>i was literally to pussy to ask my own girlfriend for sex

>>36338880
sure he can touch a pretty girls boobs, but good luck to him trying to get a good job with that stupid tattoo. lol

>>36341187
I might have the same issue if I had a girlfriend. I don't know how I would deal with the problem of initiating sex.

>>36341228
She literally would rub her thighs on my leg when i went to her house.

reminds me of this one time..

>go to girlfriends house after highschool exams
>tired from studying all night
>take a nap in her bed
>she walks in and lights incense
>leaves for 15 mins to take a show and comes back in after getting dressed
>literally climbs on the bed and mounts me like shes getting ready to ride my cock
>lays down
>tfw I can feel what i can only assume is her vagine through my pants
>tfw i can even remember what i must have been thinking that made me think she wasn't doing anything sexual
>LITERALLY PULL OUT MY PHONE AND BROWSE WHILE SHE GRINDS ON MY COCK AND I DON'T EVEN NOTICE
>tell her i have to go to work and when i look at her she has the most innocent/sexual puppy eyes type face
>tfw realize she wanted to fuck
>leave without saying another word
>tfw i break up with her a week later because i thought she resented me due to not having a car as a junior in HS
>tfw never had a gf since (freshman in college)

WE COULD HAVE FUCKED LIKE RABBITS
WHY AM I LIKE THIS JUST FUCKING KILL ME

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>>36341450
You fucking unorigomical retard

>>36341226
You don't go out much, do you?

That tattoo is hardly much nowadays, and several people with more obvious tattoos manage to get pretty good jobs. Lol.

>>36341450
ANON

YOU

INCREDIBLY

DENSE

MOTHER

FUCKER

>Innocent

I was drinking, smoking and doing drugs at festivals when i was 16, hardly fucking innocent

i guess it was more exciting then though

>innocence after age 12