>Have almost zero friends until the age of 8
>Meet fellow weird kid at pool, let's call him Anon
>Me and Anon were best pals, occasionally bordering on the homoerotic but that's another story
>He introduces me to some guys who would later become my other best friends
>Anon starts doing pot around age 14
>Didn't think much about it, it's just weed
>Gets lazier and dumber over the years
>Starts dealing a few months ago
>Some punk robs him, he tells me he's planning on getting "revenge"
>Try to talk him out of it, he does it anyway
>Two nights ago couple of dudes break into his apartment, bust his computer, drum kit, assault him with a crowbar
>He's in the hospital rn in critical condition, alive but been unconscious ever since the incident
I'm worried about him
>>36338669
His fault for being a druggie and your fault for not getting him to stop/stop being his friend
thats his own stupid fault OP. drugs are for morons and i hope you "friend" doesnt make it
>>36338669
putting a fork in an outlet like that won't even kill you
>>36338841
>when you try to discreetly get people to kill themselves
>>36338864
metal cutlery actually has plastic and rubber fibres inside it, preventing electrocution
>>36338864
n-no i'm serious