i'm a 25 yo old virgin and i'm going to fuck this girl

>>36337893
No one cares you norime fuck.

please kill yourself retard

stupid cunt

>>36337893
Godspeed anon.
We're happy for everyone who doesn't come back here.

>>36337899
ok, but i'm not a normie

>>36337918
lol

>>36337899
>25 yeare old normie
>thinking that this person would ever belong with the real normies
The real world's gonna be a huge shock to you, buddy.

>>36337975
Just remember...
You're going to be terrible at it and she's going to judge you in your poor performance.

>>36337971
Thankss, m8

>>36338003
i'm aware most of first times are shit, that's not what i'm worried about

>>36337999
trips of truth

>>36337893
Post more?
I don't believe you.

this site isn't a place for your humble brag you faggot OP

>>36337893
>finally get intimate with a girl after 25 years of struggle
>"i-i better violate her trust and post her nudes online for bunch of strangers so they can wish me luck"
You deserve to get floppy during the act

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>>36338157
she won't ever know, and nobody here knows who she is, this thread will die in minutes and be forgotten forever, who cares

>>36338118
ok

>>36338126
sorry, won't do it again

>>36338374
I bet she would care if she ever found out, but at least you showed her you're not like the other guys out there amirite?

>>36338374
>this thread will be die
This isn't /b/ you obnoxious faggot. Whatever this thread was a shit anyway. Hope you get shot by the Cleveland shooter

How much is it going to cost?

>>36338393
mate, she's an escort, she doesn't even know me

>>36338417
not much, like $100

>>36338374
Thanks anon. Wew.
I have a bra fetish you know.

>>36338426
>going to fuck an escort
>"w-wish me luck guys!"
You don't need luck, you need double condom and exact change

>>36338528
>double condom
lol i heard that's not a good idea, it makes easier to break the condom

>>36338502
you're welcome

>>36338528
>exact change
>paying an escort in change
I wish.

>>36338559
Point being make sure you get a fresh condom that holds, do NOT use one that she has with her and never go in raw, she is most likely riddled with STD's from previous Johns
>"raws going to be extra"
>"nope! peace out"

>>36338596
Figure of speech, meaning have the money you need to pay to her at hand

>>36338616
>Figure of speech, meaning have the money you need to pay to her at hand
Nevermind mate, nevermind...

>>36338668
Just saying the dude said it was like 100$ so having the exact bill is much more professional than having too large bill and having to go break it in the lobby or coming in with bunch of 20's

>>36338773
I hope that's a figure of speech as well, because paying with a 100 bill instead of 5 20s is fucking retarded.

>>36338802
Id go in with the 100$, bitch asked for a 100$ for her services that's what she's going to get
Not my problem if her pimp doesn't like large bills

Don't tell her you're a virgin you fuck. If anything goes wrong, you cum too early or you don't get hard. Just tell her you've never been with a 10/10 like you before.

>>36338877
>Just tell her you've never been with a 10/10 like you before.
Don't do this, tell her you're a virgin if your ego really needs a justification.

>>36338773
>>36338832
OP is some fat beta virgin losing it to a hooker paying in 5 $20's is the last thing she's going to judge him on lmao

>>36338912
Just saying i keep it professional on all my interactions with others, unless specifically asked to for different split it's exact sum for them

Just a personal thing i have, got the habit from my dealer (rip)

>>36338374
post more anon

orignalo213123

>>36337893
>i'm going to fuck this girl today
>going to fuck this girl today
>fuck this girl
>girl
>ishiggydiggy
fuck I've been spending too much time on 4chan, it's 2007 all over again

>>36338877
well she'll probably notice anyway, even if i don't tell her

>>36338773
haha yeah, that would be awkward

>>36339011
wat

>>36339098
Your virginity is none of the whores business, if you come too early just pay her and tell her you are done and light up a cigarette, you're paying so you don't have to put in any effort

If you get floppy tell her to get sucking (don't remove condom during bj, that spreads infection too)

You're the customer, don't let her boss you around, hell if it makes you relax tell her to stick a thumb in her asshole or something, after that you have mental upper hand and should be relaxed after your chuckle

>>36339181
i'm more worried about "getting floppy" desu, thanks for the tips

>>36337893
Enjoy your STD faggotniggerbitch

>>36339284
We already went through the condom bit with him, you some jello femnigbot that isn't getting action twisting her panties in rage?

Go fuck Jamal like the rest of your kind

>>36337893
CAN I HAVE MORE OF HER??? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

$100 only? That's mad cheap. Where are you from?

>>36337893
OP I am in the same boat 25yo khv and I'm sick of it.
I can't stop chasing girls for some reason.

I need to know how you did it?
Just tell me your story how you met her, dated her?

Is it a tinder hook-up?

>>36338426
>escort
I was actually happy for you for a second until you said that.

Wtf.

It's an escort?

Thanks for depressing me even more OP you pathetic fuck.

>>36340630
There's nothing wrong with fucking an escort.

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>>36340579
>>36340625
why? who cares if she's an escort or a "normal" girl

>>36339990
ok

>>36341390
Who cares if it's a live female or a fleshlight?

>>36341438
wow, so funny

>>36341527
It's not a joke, I seriously want to know. An escort is an insanely expensive sex toy. It's not gonna do anything for me that my hand can't.

>>36338374
qt redhaired

Nice tastes Anon

>>36341640
Virgin detected. I see this stupid meme posted almost daily. Only a virgin or someone who's only fucked fat, ugly chicks would say that. Your hand or a fleshlight can't even be compared to sex with a someone this hot

>>36341702
>Virgin detected.
Where exactly do you think we are?
>Your hand or a fleshlight can't even be compared to sex with a someone this hot
Explain why.

>>36341640
Yes, anon, but i don't want to stay a virgin forever.

>>36341644
thanks buddy

>>36341771
>i don't want to stay a virgin forever
What do you think changes once you've "lost your virginity"? What will it accomplish?

>>36341869
i don't know, maybe nothing, but i wanna know what sex with an actual girl feels like

>>36341869
Let the boy learn guy, I lost my virginity to a prostitute at 21, don't even regret it, because it taught me that I needed to change my life focuses around.

You're going to cum early, but it's okay.

>>36341928
>i wanna know what sex with an actual girl feels like
If you reduce it to the mechanical up and down/in and out motion, it feels the same as masturbating. What feels different is doing it with another person who wants to share this experience with you. I can't imagine sex having any meaning if it's with someone who's only doing it for the money and will rinse her vagina with acid afterwards and probably do the same thing with half a dozen more guys that day.

$100 for a such a good looking girl seems pretty cheap.

Post more of her OP.

>>36342108
just stop being a robot and get one for free :^)

>>36341747
>Explain why
Sex is incredibly empowering for a man. You decide how deep you're going to thrust. You control her position. Hold her ankles in the air, fuck her doggy style, go slowly, go fast, it's up to you. Watching her reaction to each change is one of the best parts.

With a beautiful woman it's like sensory overload. Just little things like touching her cheek feels better than any porn.

>>36337893
Are those fake tits? Pretty disgusting.

>>36342773
>Sex is incredibly empowering for a man
Even straight up bought sex? I couldn't imagine.
>Watching her reaction to each change is one of the best parts
Oh yes, it's so satisfying making the escort cum! (???)

>>36343027
>Oh yes, it's so satisfying making the escort cum! (???)
You're completely missing the point. It's not about her pleasure.

but making a woman squirt just from thrusting is pretty great

>>36343181
>You're completely missing the point.
No, YOU'RE completely missing the point. It's about the interaction, not the transaction.

>>36343255
>It's about the interaction
You don't think any interaction is taking place when you have sex with someone you don't love?

I guarantee there is. Why do you think so many people are hooked on one night stands and swinger clubs. Sex is an incredibly intimate experience even with a stranger.