>tfw drunk at 6am alcoholic thread ahoy! got some good old

Has someone put this guys face through that app to make him a girl? I want to see.

Plus, drunk fun sexy girl is way more better than a depressed drunk guy

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It's 2:25 PM

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>>36337929
that has already been done
>tfw I would fuck the female me

>>36337877
I usually like to have whiskey (cheap shit like Evan Williams) and throw in a cherry and a slice of orange.

>>36337877
>sailor jerry
Mah nigguh

>tfw can't drink anymore because of Abilify

>>36338281
so it's a primitive Manhattan?
>>36338316
some kind of antidepressant? those are bollocks

>>36338509
>primitive Manhattan?
>not Poormans-hatten

>>36338527
it's really more of an old fashioned, I am just drunk and stupid

>>36338196
She'd probably be much fatter than that.
Women generally tend to have thriftier metabolisms in the first place, and femsam would probably be plugging the same amount of calories into a shorter body.

Stop making this thread (original)

Sage

>>36339399
stop being a legion cuck
>>36339178
nah, it takes less for women to get drunk

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>>36338189
good taste anon

dont mute thanks

>>36339441
Have you been up all night? Or are you just pounding booze this morning?
I've never been able to day drink unless I'm camping or something, I worry too much about something happening and I'll be too drunk to deal with it.

>>36339792
just pounding booze in the morning
I don't worry because very little happens in my life

I'll be home alone in 3-4 months for 2-3 weeks. Can't wait to get shitfaced all day everyday.

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I'm drinking nigger beer (211s) and this line a rita as I am a poor freight train hopper

I see you post here quite often op I see you are man of culture (alcoholic) as well

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God i left r9k 2 or 3 years ago and you're still here doing the samw thin? God you're pathetic, get your life together.

>>36340568
>visits /r9k/
Says to get your life together
REEEEEEEEE GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT

Plan on getting some vodka today.

Haven't been to my home town in a while. I know the stuff from Poland is good.

Any recommendations?

>>36337877
god youre a sorry excuse for a man

>>36337877
are you venetian snares?

just doing wild turkey shots. feelin' sleepy.

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have some fan art

samson, how hard is your liver right now?

I'm still recovering from a week long bender. I drank 7 bottles of vodka in a week. It gave me really bad diarreah that just went away. Craving to do it again. Before that I drank for several months in a row and it was terrible. I got really sick. Puking and shitting my pants sick.

>>36342344
>7 bottles of vodka
How big were each of these bottles?

>>36342465
750ml. I normally drink beer though, so for my tolerance it got me black out drunk.

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>there will never be a robot in sc who will be my drinking buddy

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>>36342140
This. oreganno

Recovering from a weekend bender. Adderall and Coke has kept me going since Friday morning. My frat had a social Friday night and a date party Saturday night. Talked up some chicks at the social but I wasn't getting anywhere so I started cleaning out the bar specials we got. Had something like 15 double wells and stayed up all night with some brothers in the house. Saturday took 20mg and day drank until the date party. My date and I shared a handle of Svedka. Wasn't the easiest thing to carry around but it worked haha. Fucked her in the chapter room then did 20mg more. I found her little at the party later that night and made out with her. Then we went out to the bars until god knows what time. Took 25mg once we got back in the morning so I could write a 6-page paper due Sunday night. Finally crashed at like 1 am last night. Now I'm here feeling shitty in my Geology class wishing I had more addy/booze.

Happy Monday bros.

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>>36342310
How will lardass OP ever recover?

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>jump to bed
>get the spins
>yfw

>>36337877
Jesus christ, shave and get a haircut you miserable cunt

is OP a schizophrenic guy i met on omegle? spitting image desu

>>36342885
No, but I think that was me. I'm going to stop using omegle. This world is too small. I deleted my skype too.

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>>36342310
Fucking hilariously cheeky

>>36340542
quite possibly the most cultured man on this board
>>36340568
>>36340697
this, if your life is together, what the fuck are you doing here?
>>36342310
top kek
>>36342339
hard as fuck
>>36342885
nah, haven't been on omegle in a bit, might today though

>tfw will never be as cool as chef john
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHw67wim0Vk

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>>36337877
having a cold tuborg to start the evening
cheers anon!

>>36344169
I'm gonna make that with a cornish hen

>>36344518
make sure to adjust the cooking time then
>>36344260
>tfw used to have those glasses, but they all got lost/broken

WastedSunsets?

anyone here on a no drink spree? i havent drinked since last week, not a single drop of alcohool.

i almost got a fine for drinking in public, and that scared me and i started thinking my life decisions

>>36344983
I got really sick from my last bender so haven't drank in about a week.

>>36344983
I drink because I hate myself, so no amount of self destruction will stop me

>>36345252
where you from that you can't really find something to be happy for?

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>start new job (healthcare related)
>go to training session
>talks about alcoholic patients and how to spot one
>mfw

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I plan on drinking when I get off work, as usual, but please someone explain how/why you would start to so early ? on weekends earliest I'll have a drink is probably noon but I don't understand hardcore alcoholics

>>36345363
Yeah me neither, that stuff rots your insides, you can feel it too after about 4 days if you've been going for awhile

>>36345252
Just you wait, you'll regret saying those words.

>>36345363

time passes faster and you dont really stuggle with fitting in society when drunk

i had a part of my life in wich i drank a 200ml bottle of vodka everyday in highschool, nobody suspected because i could control myself and had tolerance already.
nothing bad happened tho, i got my grades which were good and nobody found out except some friends who knew me well and suspected it

>>36345363
I drink as soon as the liquor store opens. Sometimes if I have some left over I'll drink as early as 6 am.

It's because I hate being sober. Also I used to get withdrawals before I took a break, and I would shake and feel very nervous without drink. Hope that helps.

Just drank about 3 shots of vodka. Feeling better now. Only thing is my parents know Im an alcoholic so they hide their huge ass bottle in their room and throw a fit when I drink. So I checks the level in the bottle and pour ed water into it. Its a glass bottle so it doesn't rly leave streaks like in a plastic bottle. They don't drink it straight. When I mix it around u can kinda see particles cuz vodka is so clear... Am I gonna get found out?

>>36345591

you can get delirium termens if you stop drinking suddenly after a long period of heavy drinking

>>36345325
I am a fat, autistic sociopath who everyone hates. the only thing I can do even marginally well is cook, and even then I'm the least competent person at any jobs I get in that field
>>36345363
it happens when you have a lot of liquor, an addictive personality, and nothing else to do
>>36345456
more than I regret existing? doubt it

I'll ask my boss tomorrow to give me half the day and the rest of the week off
this way I can go buy wine and chill

>>36345591
the liquid stores around my house all have a policy where they won't sell to someone who's visited more than twice that day..I guess to look out for customer's health? idk if it's like that everywhere, but I understand the escapism of being an alcoholic

>>36345626
I know that's why when I took a break I took medication that my doctor gave me and tapred off of it until I was okay.

>>36345607
yeah. you're going to get found out. buy your own liquor or don't drink you leech.

>>36345652
>rest of the week
>it's monday

>>36345644
as long as you are calm and not make any trouble when drunk, i see no problem with being an alcohoolic, same as my father, who used to drink much, but never beat me or my mother because of being drunk. I liked him and respect him that he could control himself like that, and even if my mother goes mad when he drinks,i never saw a problem in being drunk. I see no problem in it if you can control yourself.

you should pursue your cooking pleasure, get a course or somehing, i think its a really nice life to be a cook at a small place and a drunktard at the same time

>>36345827
I want a week without work
I don't really know the English word

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>>36337877
Sailor Jerry's is God-tier in terms of a combination of taste/price/how drunk it gets you

Good choice Anon

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Are any of you alcoholic enough to just start drinking straight grain alcohol?

>>36345947

i see no problem in it, if you drink coca cola or some soda straight after taking a few gulps you wont puke

is it cheaper than cheap a 40%? at same volume

>>36345876
>I want a week without work
>I don't really know the English word
Paid vacation? If you don't know the English term I won't assume you're in the states or a western country so I don't know what you have avaible. Also thanks guys, I hate drinking but I'm seeing less reason to not drink. It just makes smell hate myself but maybe my games will be fun again. Cheers, only have a bottle of crown royal and haven't tried it yet.

>>36345607
don't steal booze, buy your own
>>36345652
nah, work should always take priority. how else will you afford more booze?
>>36345671
who visits a liquor store twice a day? just buy more liquor each trip
>>36345831
>its a really nice life to be a cook at a small place and a drunktard at the same time
that is really common actually, most chefs have some kind of substance problem
>>36345947
nah, I like my alcohol to have some flavor

>>36346020
Where I live it's $9 for the cheapest liter of vodka I could find and I think about $15 for a 750 mL bottle of high-proof grain liquor like that.

According to my napkin math, drop per drop the grain alcohol is a better deal if you like getting drunk off of simple mixers.

Drinking the last of this Prince Igor Vodka that I have. Then its onto the warm Busch Ice.

Fucking nasty shit, both of it.

>>36346128
>that is really common actually, most chefs have some kind of substance problem

This is actually true

>>36346318
why are you drinking the beer warm?

>>36346358
My parents told me they don't want me to drink in the house anymore. So now I hide my booze.

>>36346434
that's unfortunate. you ought to switch to exclusively liquor if that's the situation. warm beer is fucking awful. i have to be decently drunk first if i'm gonna choke that down.

>>36346495
thats what the vodkas for :^)

>>36346292

yeah, like 3 dollars cheaper

in my country we have those people who drink medicinal alcohol. that blue 99% shit. now i know why

>>36346434
that's fucking stupid, surely they should know it's not going to stop you from drinking, and doing it at home is cheaper and safer than going to a bar or something

>>36337877
nice coroner shirt

>>36337877
samson, I used to always hate you on principle as I don't like tripfagging but I just don't fucking give a shit anymore, I'm sure you're a nice guy and just as sad as the rest of us

i am drinking some cheap scottish lager and browsing omegle, how are you all?

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best way to do it

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I don't post in these threads but OP your shirts are always in good taste

Anyone else watch Jas Townsend and Sons?

18th century cooking. Some of my favorite videos to watch when drunk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wH3FmxrfsdM

>>36346624
thanks, it's Mental Vortex
>>36346654
>tfw banned from omegle
probably my pajeet housemates, haven't been on there in a while
>>36346862
thanks m8

>>36347024
hell yeah, I love those vids. so interesting to see how stuff was done back then

>tfw thoroughly BTFOing antifa on fb and getting blocked as a result
top kek

>>36347971
I'm not entirely convinced that 90% of antifas followers aren't just punks looking to start fights for the laughs.

>>36337877
Someday, you will go to an as meeting and everyone will know who you are because they all browse 4chan like crazy.
So you won't really be in as so you should give it a try, man, I'm worried about you(r liver).

>>36348180
aa*

Original orgasm

>>36348180
isnt AA a christian cult?

>>36340542
greetings from another world.

>>36345809
>>36346128

97% of the time I do. Today's my day off and I didnt want to take a bus to the liquor store at the time. Just got back tho with my own bottle. Just really needed to get a buzz going earlier. Also I pay rent and buy food they eat all the time. Not worried about a few shots of their shit.

If\when they find out later I'll apologize and finally open a dialog with them about my problem. Its nice they hide it but its torture knowing its in the next room.

Is it fucked up to ask your parents to dry out for a couple weeks so I can get ahold of this addiction? Serious question bros, I don't want to be a dick... But damn its tempting knowing there is always booze in the house

>>36348066
well, desu it wasn't antifa, it was an old teacher of mine who supports them. she was whining about the slut who got hit, I mentioned that she bragged about going there to do violence, and instead of a rebuttal she just blocked me. it's way too easy to trigger these people
>>36348180
nah, I don't want to quit yet, and even if I did, I wouldn't go to those weird, cult like meetings

>>36348455
Yeah I heard she wanted to "collect 100 Nazi scalps".

If she wants to fight anyone that is opposed to "Communism" then she should fuck right off. Who cares if your old teacher supported her?

Incidentally why do you have old teachers on facebook? Just delete your FB like I did. Friendo

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Just cracking into my first beer of the day, had to go to the bank and do lame irl shit.

>>36348587
I don't, one of my friends does. he's also a fucktarded antifag, sadly it's impossible to avoid them in this area
>>36348657
does it taste like ham though?

>>36349114
No, but I have some ham to compensate.

Basically everyone but me ITT

https://youtu.be/7DGUDC_hbWk

My skin turns red when I drink even a little.

Hobgoblin, its like a 4.5-4.7% beer we have here in Britain, its really nice and malty and bitter.

>>36348657
You're a good looking lad. How did u feel going to the bank? It's obvious you're not normal desu. Do the bank tellers act weird? When I go to the bank ppl are obviously uncomfy cuz I dress like a hobo. Luckily I have a baby dace once they get close

>>36349416
I don't like going to places with official vibes like that, makes me feel uneasy. The line was also really long.

>>36349129
awesome
>tfw no ham or beer because passover
I don't observe it, but my mum does, so I can't bring any of that stuff into the house
>>36349288
yeah, I don't even want to think about what would happen if I quit cold turkey

>>36349288
are you east asian?

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Good ol' absinthe, the only way I'll fall asleep anymore

when I fist a shirt, everything's rubbery and weird
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fclf83MWtb4
>>36349806
same, I have to get wasted to sleep at all

>>36337877
I'm drinking coffee right now, no booze here.
I have my gf's socks, probably gonna smell them and fap.
How are you Samson? What black metal bands do you recommend?

How do you afford sitting around and drinking alcohol all day

>>36337877
I used to hate you sam, but you've isolated yourself to the one faggot thread you post and don't trip and ruin other threads with your faggotry. You're alright by me buddy.

I still hope you die soon.

>>36349464
Yeah, that's why I can't keep a job. Told someone from the office part at my last job to go fuck himself. Got fired. But yeah, I hate hierarchy and stuff. Very uncomfortable. Glad u survived the experience

>>36350038
I like Drudkh a lot
>>36350199
I have a job and live at my mum's house
>>36350256
I stay in this thread because most other threads are shit
>>36350507
I used to hate hierarchy, then I lived in an "anarchist" commune. now I see why hierarchy is necessary

>>36350634
What kind of job? Do you work from home?

>>36349674

I'm not, I'm Slavic in origin.

>>36350670
I work for a food truck company
>>36351061
aren't Slavs part Asian?

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>>36349288
Man, fucking dark. This hits way too close to home.
>tfw 4th shot of the night and just getting started

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Bottle of this every couple of days.

>>36342524
Moderation is a word to ponder.

>>36337877
still drinkin sugary alcoholic beverages arent we!

>>36337877
Just some cheap vodka. White wolf just because they didn't have karkov. It's a 750 bottle, and I'm taking it slow because I don't drink anymore. I don't drink anymore because my parents won't let me, but also because I've over done it before. I'm eating gritts, whole wheat break, cheese, mayo, and having soda with it. Off and on I feel euphoric, but I'm not sure if I can trust myself to do another shot. So I sit there watching old tv shows, counting until I reach 12 ounces, the halfway point of the 5th, then I'll know I shouldn't have anymore, unless it's taken me at least 4 hours from the start to get at that point.

The show of which I am currently watching is stargate, and I have not drank anything in over a month. When the first wave of euphoria hit me, I felt like my eyes were glowing indeed.

:3

;_;

XDDD

0_o

But yeah, some brand named white wolf. Around 8 dollars it was. Like breathing fire having it by itself. The thing I must avoid is any gag, it irritates if you do. So I have my food, and am seemingly fine. But do not trust.

It occurs to one that worrying over such things gives one heart bun on it's own.

Best to not worry at all.

I'm reddit spacing on purpose btw. It gives me random (You)s.

Have nice day.

>to do list
>make nice (pink girl) drunkard mfw

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I'm drinking this Friday night, most likely on here or while watching a movie.

I only drink 3 nights a week now (only beer on Sundays and no more than 6) because I hate going to work feeling groggy

>>36349600
>cold turkey
Not fun
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f
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Actually, I enjoy it.

Just working my way up to opioids.

>be me
>cold turkey
>pimple blister things all over
>take showers but cannot get clean
>piss powdery rust
>sharp pains randomly in places
>want to vomit but not really
>sipping on ice to avoid too much in stomach
>try to eat and hit teeth with spoon acidentally
>parentls screaming at me
>claw self in sleep
>jaw hurts from jaw clinching
>shitting black
>the shits in general
>asking random people in public to be social with me
>ie would you like to go to a nearby store, because safety in numbers
>get clingy during withdrawal
>cringe after it's done
Of which is why you keep a little for emergency slow down.

>>36351625
too sweet, even for my tastes
>>36351837
>stargate
haven't watched that in a while, thanks anon
>>36351943
I usually just drink lots of water, smoke a bit of weed, and drink an energy drink. no grogginess then

Started on cola & moonshine, but moved to sake cus of my throat burns and stomach.

Cheers.

>>36352367
sake would be nice, getting a bit tired of rum

>tfw smoking my pipe and watching some old guy take weird bong hits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7iO3i5qicE

>>36337877
Sam are you a full blown alcohol?

I think it's been years since I've seen these threads being posted

>>36352519
Much nicer, and gives a round, mild taste. Depends on the % though.

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>>36342310
That reminds me it's been a while since I drew this 54d 54ck.

>>36353111
indeed I am
>>36353252
had a fairly nice one at around 12%, don't remember the name though
>>36353304
that's awesome, do you have any more?

Well then, since this thread is still going, I caved and got some smirnoff and OJ. Cheers goyim

>>36337877
isiah?

>>36353632
Gekkeikan probably

jesus you all look so fucking pathetic

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>>36354070
That's because we are pathetic you big baka

>>36353755
nope
>>36353811
nah, it was some other brand
>>36354070
you're even more pathetic though

>>36337877
Oh boy I'm just starting

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>>36353632
>do you have any more?
>implying I don't shed my sketchbooks after filling them with stupid doodles of tripfags

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>>36353304
Is absalom becoming a drinking meme?

>>36345363
Anxiety. Drink everyday.

>>36345511
Didn't you fall asleep on class?

>week off work
>ran out of weed, fucked up ordering on DN
>resorted to just drinking all week
>chest pains are back
>constipation, from what i guess is dehydration
>back at work in 5 hours, still drunk

just been lying in bed playing tf2

i missed you booze, but good god let me go poop already

>>36354551
Drink some water, you retard.

>>36354371
ah, I remember you. your art style has improved
>>36354397
I am this board's best drinking meme

>tfw watching The Outrageous Okona
>tfw will never be space Chad

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>>36340542
>poor freight train hopper
>phone posting
pick one you fucking oogle faggot
you don't have any fucking clue

>tfw just got paid

What should I get from the Liquor store tomorrow? I already have 2 handles of Captain (Original and White) a Half Gallon of Evan Williams and some Jamie.

sippin on some beer as we speak btw

>>36355423
get some decent wine
>>36355390
smartphones and plans are cheap as fuck these days, I've seen lots of hobos with them

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>>36355633
>wine

Should I get a Cabernet Sauvignon or a Merlot?

Has anyone else here cut back from drinking every day to only drinking on friday and saturday? I feel a little bit better but I feel like its too easy to slip back into drinking everyday if you ever have a bad chain of live events.

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Drank four of these. Meh their ah right .

>>36355714
get a zinfandel or a torrontes

>>36337877

Please stop doing this to yourself man.

>>36348657
Hamm's is surprisingly "a'ight" for the price. It's a nice, cheap one that's not too heavy. It makes perfect lawn mower or garage beer.

I'm a Mickey's fan, myself.

>>36349806
>tfw cutting back drinking, so it's going to take me a while to plow through my Old Crow handle

I'm getting absinthe next time I need booze.

>>36356067
no
>>36356585
myself, I like Old English
>>36356624
is absinthe any good? may get some the next time I get booze

>>36356684
I think part of the niceness about absinthe is doing the ritual. (Lighting it on fire is a meme that came later). There's preparation that goes into the drink, and it's fun to pretend the green fairies are real. Absinthe in the bottom of the glass, using the absinthe spoon with the sugar cube, and pouring the ice cold water and watching it cloud the absinthe, is just a fantastic experience.

I've also found that absinthe gave me a VERY clear-headed, alert, and focused drunk, that was a lot different than your normal drinking session. It could be placebo from being ritualistic, but it feels fucking great.

Make sure you get a real absinthe spoon and use the ice cold water for best effect. The Absente brand with a van gogh face on it is decent here in the states and gives you a free spoon.

I'm thinking about trying to get the Czech stuff imported from that one OriginalAbsinthe website to see what higher thujone contents do. I've heard it going through customs is never an issue.

>>36356764
would it be possible to acquire pure thujone/wormwood?

>>36357214
No clue. There's a bottle for 200 bucks on OriginalAbsinthe that's 10x the legal US thujone content. May go halvesies on that with a buddy of mine, and we'll kill it in one night and document our adventures.

>>36337877
you look like a guy named cory I knew in middle school

>>36340542
dude that is worse than colt 45. drink cisco bro

>>36357337
$200 for a single bottle of something I've never tried is way too much
>>36357417
everyone says I look like some random dude they know

>>36358008
Then get the absente brand which is US legal. It's like 60 bucks, and I think 100 proof. Absinthe is something you do once every few months, due to the price.

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>>36337877
Chug the whole bottle in seconds and kill yourself you fucking trip faggot.

Any tips on how to get this whiskey in me without throwing up? I feel like shit and the smell is even making me gag. I usually put it back with no problem.

And I'm not putting it in my pooper. Not that desperate yet

Coors is top tier beer

>>36358638
one part whiskey and like three parts coke.

alternating shots of Absolut and Wild Turkey rye

>>36358707
That's what I went for and it's working. Thanks.

I'm starting to feel better. Fuckk.. was that shitty feeling withdrawl??

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>Tfw beer supply is running low and I am too lazy to bottle more. Maybe it would just be easier drinking it uncarb'd.

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Hi guys I'm kind of drunk how are you doing today?

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Tasting the first bit of my homebrew beer for the first time, I made 40 1L bottles and it's pretty good. It took awhile but feelsgood that I have beer for the next couple days, it tastes great for my first time brewing

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Sup just got off work and now I'm drinking this pussy shit

>>36359094
We are doing pretty drunk.

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How much do you guys drink before you call it for the night?

I'm at that point of tipsy where I'm sort of wiggly and bumping into things, and I kind of want to stop now, but at the same time I don't feel comfortable without a drink near me.

Rose wine with shitty dorm food and later on some Jim Beam. Am I a faggot?

>>36359888
This is the perfect point, Anon, please switch to water now

>>36340542
>antifa is drunk hobo
imagine my surprise