I'm going to donate sperm tomorrow to a some lesbians.

>>36330297
Just masturbate to the lesbians.

They have material there for you. Where I went they even had videos.

There are many many boards meant for porn, why are you on r9k?

be careful. in some places they can make you pay child support

>>36330334
They aren't pretty and I doubt they would be willing to entertain me.
>>36330349
I'm going to their house. It's all private no legal shit. They don't know my name or anything.
>>36330358
Because this is my main board and this might seem fun story to read.
>>36330376
They don't have any information about me. Just an email.

>>36330395
Just ask them to help you out, I'm sure they would if they're that desperate to be doing it privately.

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I got you

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>>36330421
They aren't pretty. I would just prefer to do it myself.
>>36330431
I like females. But thanks for the effort.

>>36330395
Wait so you're just going to their house, jerking in a cup or something and leaving? Assuming they'll just use a turkey baster or something?

>>36330297
>enabling dykes

kill yourself

>>36330637
Yes. You got it.
>>36330658
I never get out of my house. This is my time. A different location to masturbate. It's fun.

Tell the nurse you need prostate stimulation. She'll put on a rubber glove and stick a finger up your butthole while you masturbate. I've done it before when donating.

>>36330767
lol did you fucking do this over craigslist or something?

Enjoy paying child support OP.

>>36330395
If they ever go on government assistance, which always happens with lesbians after they break up, the government will do everything it can to track you down and pay child support. If you've ever had a relative have a genetic test they'll find you through familial DNA and the DNA databases they have access to.

You need to have a lawyer set up this arrangement. This is a scam. You are about to be scammed.

>>36330788
Yeah.
>>36330812
I'm moving out of the country in a couple of months. And they don't have my name, address or anything. Not even my license plate. As I parked away the day we met the first time. And will do the same tomorrow.

contract hepatitis before you do this

>>36330849
Doesn't matter if you're moving. There are international agreements on child support. You'll probably get a bill for $250K in 15 years or so.

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>>36330297
I got you my man. God speed

>>36330849
so how do they know that your sperm work and you dont have any hereditary disease and shit like that
nice bait faggot

>>36331094
I have no idea. I think you guys scared me. I'll tell them I can't do it if it's not legal and shit.

Anon, why wouldn't they do this legally? Something is up. You gonna end up getting the police called on you for rape charges. With them being lesbians they're already broken mentally and they have an excuse that "I didn't sleep with him, I'm a lesbian, see rape!".

Especially if they didn't bother to do a background check on you, didn't bother to inform a doctor for actual fertilization, or anything. Stay away man, I know you want to help the people, but something is fishy.

>>36331134
The chances of them getting pregnant from just one load though are very small. And it's not like they'll be able to keep your cum for another month.

You'll bust a load for them, they'll shoot it up inside, a baby probably will not take, then they have to get a new guy because your cum won't last.

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totally a scam but now i'm up for some porn too.
Asians thread?

>>36331223
>>36331249
Fuck they are trying to convince me now. It's so sad to break her heart if they are for real.

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Here. In my country it works.

>>36331405
>tfw someone shows me attention and i had to break their heart

>>36331405
At least talk to them about it beforehand just in case and why they're doing it this way.

>>36331470
Okay I'm gonna ask.

Do you like femboys?

i could supply you with my boipucci

>>36330849
>going alone to the house of craigslist strangers
They're probably planning to murder you. Or not let you leave and mentally break you and treat you as their "child"

>>36331549
No bro they live with their family. She's begging me now. I'm such a shitty person.

>>36331630
Just explain to her that you're leaving the country, and she won't get pregnant from just one load before you leave.

>>36331656
No. I prefer to be honest. I'm telling them that if we do it legally I'm willing to do it without expecting any pay.

>>36331701
But that is honest though, you are leaving the country and she likely won't get pregnant from one load.

Also if they do it legally it costs several thousand dollars so it's pretty obvious they won't just suddenly change their mind for that, in so short a time.

>>36331876both ways are 'legal'. There's nothing illegal about giving your sperm in a cup to someone, assuming they want a cup of sperm. It's just doing it properly protects you in the future from paying out child support.

>>36331876
They are still begging. :(
Also in a couple of months we could do it several times.
So they could argue that and then we would still be in the same position.

>>36332057
So then what the hell is this guy going on about wanting it "legal" if there's no difference, and it was never "illegal" to begin with.

>>36332080
Do they know that in a couple of months it could be done? If so then you're stupid for telling them.

Also what the fuck do you care then if it doesn't matter in several months? You didn't care about being caught for child support for doing this, because you were "leaving the country" and yet now you'll be back in a couple months and can do it more often.

You don't realize that if they came after you for child support, it wouldn't be like for a couple years most likely? Now your story is sounding like bullshit, some people called it a lie before but now I'm believing it to be a lie.

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>>36332165
I'll post some screenshots. The craiglist was a lie. It was on whisper.

I don't really understand what you're saying. I didn't realize they could find me by DNA. And also I read some news about similar situations that the sperm donor had to pay child support for not doing it in the legal way of the state.

>>36332080
If they're begging then they might be legit.

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>>36332245
another the day we met
>>36332255
better safe than sorry

Is "natural penetrative" sperm donation a thing? It should be a thing. Imagine the rush of unloading in some guy's woman with everyone's intent being pregnancy. I think i saw some shit like this on TV when i was a kid and it stuck with me.

>>36332310
KEK I thought that was it at first. If that were the case I might probably risk it.

>>36332304
Wait, are they both trying to get pregnant? If so then this is blatantly some scam or trap, no two women are that stupid about their own biology.

>>36330297
ask to do it the natural way

>>36330297
Put your cum in the microwave for a second or two before you give it to them, then wait 9 months and see what happens.

>>36332326
No, just one. I was asking if they were both going.

>>36332310
I don't think it uses that name but it is a thing, it's largely cuck-based I think though.

I remember reading about some guy in Europe who'd doing it for like 15 years, literally fucked women, including married women to "help" them have a baby. Loads of women wanted to do it with him because he'd sired so many kids, but retarded people superstitiously thought he was some stud breeder when really he just fucked a ton and knocked women up like normal.

>>36330838
I agree. something like this was on the news. some lesbians got their sperm donor to pay child support.

18 years dood

>>36330395
Have fun paying child support up the ass you fucking moron
How much are they offering you?

>>36332304
This my friends, is a rare occurrence in 4chan, when two images are uploaded exactly at the same time, the system confuses the two and swaps thumbnails.

That means you can get v& for CP another Anon out there posted. Tough luck.