>ywn be an Israeli >ywn have an IDF girlfriend How does

>Wanting to be a kike
You have a level of masochism previously known to man

>>36330215
I thought they ran the world and was pushing everyone towards the zionist new world order?

>>36330232
>Wanting to be a kike
I repeat myself

>>36330203
But I am Israeli, I am in the IDF and so is my girlfriend.

>>36330215
Stay mad and prepare yourself for Eretz Yisrael Ha-Shlema, stupid goy.

>>36330203
Is this an actual soldier? God how could anyone pull the trigger and kill such a beautiful creature

It must be nice to have an ethnostate and it be completely socially acceptable for you to advocate for maintaining your ethnostate.

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>>36330215
>being Jewish
>a bad thing
Don't be silly now, anon.

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>>36330296
mate
>m8

>>36330203
I'm Jewish, I could have those things if I wanted them. But I don't.

>>36330296
I never got this ethnostate meme. Isn't Judaism, for the most part, a religion? Israel is not only a mix of Jews of different ethnicities, but it's got a large Muslim population with some Christians there too. It's like America, only instead of Christianity being the dominant religion, it's Judaism.

>>36330343
OY VEY

D-diversity is good, right?
Cultural enrichment?

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>>36330203
>Fighting in the name of a country that constantly breaks international laws, dismisses the ICC, and has a reputation for horrible torture tactics; a theocracy that was created on stolen land; a theocracy that doesn't tolerate freedom of speech and checks the social media of people entering the country to ensure they have never made and remark that goes against the state.

Oh if only I could be an Israeli.

**P.S. I don't support the Arab degenerates either.

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>>36330203
>IDF
>not JSDF
bruh
you could finally live out your GATE dreams

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>implying i wasn't already extremely aroused by the israeli military

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Six-Day_War

>>36330259
>But I am Israeli, I am in the IDF and so is my girlfriend.
I've never seen an Israeli robot on here. It's very odd. They're always in relationships when posting.

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>tfw your country is a fuck up in every way but especially military

we got literally owned by an American fruit company yo

>>36330404
/pol/ is retarded

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hj3Duv5SV3k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nNo1RQUgRw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KpoevUzG-U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZvqBVKEP3E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NH9ZoNyBHMo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EehgY7PW-Qw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7ZJbT7quwc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRYbbgCJrDA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZffdKZbj5w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HBNgMHFDgM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUgTXSLLSwk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgtHK4iWvzA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdPe5UIVFZo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gANoAlZOecI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciBHKgnNejk

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>>36330203
>using "girlfriend" in tfw-no-gf thread OPs
>passing up the opportunity to write "IDF gf"

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>>36330471
>JSDF
Great idea, retard. I'd love to get killed by gojira.

>>36330553

I ain't him and I'm also an Israeli, got a profile 21 though so no IDF GF. Not sure if it's him but there's one Israeli here who gets triggered as fuck by it. Yes, there are quite a few of us here.

Also it's ridiculously well known that Israeli posters are thoroughly normie as fuck, it makes me want to kill someone.

>>36330809
>it makes me want to kill someone
I just called Mossad.

>you will never catch a young Israeli soldier alone in an alleyway during a brutal firefight
>you will never shoot her in the leg and arm, crippling her
>you will never listen to her cries of pain,barely audible over the gunfire
>you will never listen to her helpless whimpers as she begs you for mercy
>you will never look into her soft eyes as she bleeds to death in the dusty trash-filled alleyway,utterly helpless and alone
>you will never see her twisting in pain, staring up at the sky, at the blinding sun in her last moments of life, thinking of her family, of her mother, brothers and sisters,and how she did this for them
>you will never watch the life seep out of her eyes as her blood soaks into the dusty concrete
>you will never leave her soft body, her bountiful breasts ad tender thighs, her blank glassy eyes and stringy brown hair, for the crows to devour at their leisure, as her body surrenders to death and consumption, her beauty completely ruined and utterly forgotten.

>>36330809
I'm curious, whats it like living in a place where most citizens have some kind of military training

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>>36331085
Feels good.

Thousands of years you goyim have been oppressing us. At one point in history someone even tried to exterminate us completely. We had to become this way.

>>36330809
He gets triggered by you having gotten a profile 21? No offense, but a lot of the Israelis on this board do come across as hot-headed and quite paranoid too. Especially when they talk about Jews that live outside of Israel, always making it out as if they hate Israel and Zionism and that they're out to get them.

>>36331159
>on this board

I meant on this site as a whole.

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>>36330203
>ywn be an Israeli

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>>36330203
HOT lady i wouldn't mind seeing her mitza oy gevalt

>>36331159
it comes from living in a desert. it mess with yo mind, my dude.

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It hurts looking at some of these..

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Postan more qt heeb soldiers.

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Cute IDF girls doing cute IDF things.

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"Hey anon, wanna go set up some claymores with me?"

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"Still don't know how to properly clean your rifle, anon? Want me and my friend here to help you?"

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"You think we got a good hide right now, anon?"

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>live in a country with conscription
>be a teenager finishing high school
>get forcibly socialized in a hierarchical environment
>avoid becoming robot

reee

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>>36331544
>>36331562
>>36331599
>>36331660
>>36331691
Bless your soul, meshugg-anon. You're doing the Lord's work here.

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"Pft, of course anon hasn't seen any action, yet. Look at him, he doesn't have the stare. Me and my friend Abaigael here? We got the stare..."

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"Keep your wits about you, anon. This area is crawling with insurgents.."

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"I think it's jammed. Can you help me, anon? I should've used the federal 55-grain bullets.."

>>36330203
Returning to IDF soon, gonna have the (worst) time of my life for the next 6 years... (Fuck you Atuda). Hopefully will over come my social anxiety and meet some QTs.

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"Come on, anon. Let's work on some unarmed techniques,"

>>36331979
>6 years
Why so long?

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"Hold on, anon. I'll do your face next,"

"War sure is hell. Don't you agree, anon?"

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>>36332110
kek forgot image oreganolio

>wanting an army gf just because theyre different nationality
>wanting a gf who cant earn shit and cucks you in barracks

No wonder you post here

These idiots believing in this propaganda of "cute army girls" that's just a trick you morons, they want you to enlist in their army and become a fucking tool WAKE UP

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"Come on, anon. You're on patrol with us today,"

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"As long as I have you by my side, anon, I feel like I can take on all of Hezbollah.."

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original oy vey

>>36332183
Only Jews can move to Israel and serve in the IDF though.

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"I heard that frog on your computer is supposed to mean something anti-semetic. Is that true, anon?

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How can anyone hate Israel? They BTFO a military coalition all by themselves.